Danger Slater
@dangerslater.bsky.social
The World's Most Flammable Author
Books:
MOONFELLOWS 🌙 🚀 ☠
LITTLE MISS APOCALYPSE 💔 🧨 ☠
HOUSE OF ROT 🏚 🍄 ☠
STARLET 👧 🎬 ☠
Books:
MOONFELLOWS 🌙 🚀 ☠
LITTLE MISS APOCALYPSE 💔 🧨 ☠
HOUSE OF ROT 🏚 🍄 ☠
STARLET 👧 🎬 ☠
my god somebody needs to help Melissa Forecast
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
my god somebody needs to help Melissa Forecast
This is Rotini and he is the size of a chicken nugget.
August 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is Rotini and he is the size of a chicken nugget.
A drawing of me as a tyrannosaurus French-kissing a possum that someone gave me a decade ago.
May 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A drawing of me as a tyrannosaurus French-kissing a possum that someone gave me a decade ago.
Got some cool new Uncle Baby Billy sunglasses.
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Got some cool new Uncle Baby Billy sunglasses.
I watch every episode of The Rehearsal in complete awe. This is true once-in-a-generation genius on display here. A surrealist masterpiece.
May 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I watch every episode of The Rehearsal in complete awe. This is true once-in-a-generation genius on display here. A surrealist masterpiece.
Came across this postcard on my walk today. What does it mean? Good omen? Bad?
April 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Came across this postcard on my walk today. What does it mean? Good omen? Bad?
Was gifted this I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU tumbler from reader/reviewer @teresa-ardrey.bsky.social and her sister. Perfect for transporting my favorite hot beverage, human blood. This book came out a decade ago, if you can believe it. Can't believe I'm already 19 years old. Where does the time go?
March 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Was gifted this I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU tumbler from reader/reviewer @teresa-ardrey.bsky.social and her sister. Perfect for transporting my favorite hot beverage, human blood. This book came out a decade ago, if you can believe it. Can't believe I'm already 19 years old. Where does the time go?
This is the guy who invented the Rorschach test. I see a hottie.
March 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is the guy who invented the Rorschach test. I see a hottie.
Guys I found Jesus
March 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Guys I found Jesus
Bong Joon Ho getting weird again. This rocked.
March 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Bong Joon Ho getting weird again. This rocked.
squirrels are fuckin, must be spring
March 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
squirrels are fuckin, must be spring
I recently read somewhere that there are roughly 158,464,880 unique books currently published worldwide. Eight of those are mine 😁
March 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I recently read somewhere that there are roughly 158,464,880 unique books currently published worldwide. Eight of those are mine 😁
This is how I look these days.
March 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is how I look these days.
If you like your horror weird, you'll enjoy my latest book STARLET. An aspiring actress accepts an invite to a faded A-listers house and discovers what the folks in Hollywood do to stay on top. Part slasher, part satire, part bizarro body horror. For fans of THE SUBSTANCE or just freaks in general.
February 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you like your horror weird, you'll enjoy my latest book STARLET. An aspiring actress accepts an invite to a faded A-listers house and discovers what the folks in Hollywood do to stay on top. Part slasher, part satire, part bizarro body horror. For fans of THE SUBSTANCE or just freaks in general.
Watched this last night. An absolutely stunning film. And as a mediocre artist with nothing but seething hatred for anyone more successful than me, I've never felt more seen.
February 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Watched this last night. An absolutely stunning film. And as a mediocre artist with nothing but seething hatred for anyone more successful than me, I've never felt more seen.
Lola is a pretty lady.
February 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Lola is a pretty lady.
The price of eggs are crazy. So ya know what? Fuck eggs. Stop buying stupid eggs. Buy my books instead. You can hard boil my books, if you want, or even read them, if that's your thing. You should read STARLET. Not enough people are reading STARLET. Why aren't you reading STARLET???Again, fuck eggs.
January 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The price of eggs are crazy. So ya know what? Fuck eggs. Stop buying stupid eggs. Buy my books instead. You can hard boil my books, if you want, or even read them, if that's your thing. You should read STARLET. Not enough people are reading STARLET. Why aren't you reading STARLET???Again, fuck eggs.
Bubbles got a checkup today. Vet says his teeth are in perfect condition and he has super musclar meaty thighs just like his owner.
January 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Bubbles got a checkup today. Vet says his teeth are in perfect condition and he has super musclar meaty thighs just like his owner.
Please help, my dog is just a head.
January 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Please help, my dog is just a head.
Last year I wrote a horror book about the movies and movie stars called STARLET, so I figured what better way to remind you of that than by talking about some of my favorite films of 2024. Today I'm highlighting HERETIC. Thoughts in the 🧵.
(once again, read the book please)
(once again, read the book please)
January 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Last year I wrote a horror book about the movies and movie stars called STARLET, so I figured what better way to remind you of that than by talking about some of my favorite films of 2024. Today I'm highlighting HERETIC. Thoughts in the 🧵.
(once again, read the book please)
(once again, read the book please)
Last year I wrote a horror book about the movies and movie stars called STARLET, so I figured what better way to remind you of that than by talking about some of my favorite films of 2024. First up, CIVIL WAR. Thoughts in the 🧵.
(oh, and read the book please)
(oh, and read the book please)
January 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Last year I wrote a horror book about the movies and movie stars called STARLET, so I figured what better way to remind you of that than by talking about some of my favorite films of 2024. First up, CIVIL WAR. Thoughts in the 🧵.
(oh, and read the book please)
(oh, and read the book please)
Big snoots with Tank and I.
December 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Big snoots with Tank and I.
Like literally one of the best books I ever read. Top Five contender. All-timer. Holy shit.
December 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Like literally one of the best books I ever read. Top Five contender. All-timer. Holy shit.
Doorstops are getting wild out here.
December 26, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Doorstops are getting wild out here.