Sporks Pantalones
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My mom thinks I'm pretty cool [she/her]
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Yeah there's not even elf genitals involved
yall have just never done ERP in goldshire in wow in 2015 if the nuzzi texts are sending you
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Yeah there's not even elf genitals involved
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Honestly a lot of the Drakengard/NieR universe is like this.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Honestly a lot of the Drakengard/NieR universe is like this.
not wrong and not trying to argue the main point but Nier canon/timeline is a notorious pain in the ass (scattered across inaccessible stuff etc). Kind of funny-sad that this event adds to it and kind of funny-huh to happen to choose that example, that's all 🤷♀️
NieR 3, a direct and immediate sequel to Automata, is a mobile gacha game that was taken offline and is totally unplayable today.
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
not wrong and not trying to argue the main point but Nier canon/timeline is a notorious pain in the ass (scattered across inaccessible stuff etc). Kind of funny-sad that this event adds to it and kind of funny-huh to happen to choose that example, that's all 🤷♀️
I look forward to enjoying this third or fourth hand, much li--[transmission drops]
nope, goddammit, listen, all you, poster bushido demands that you endure this, no cowarding out, you online degenerates, you fucking endure
Is there a head injury I could hypothetically give myself to unread that
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I look forward to enjoying this third or fourth hand, much li--[transmission drops]
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I can't believe they dropped that tonight. And so late!
(Rain on the Las Vegas track. Terrible qualifying!)!
(Rain on the Las Vegas track. Terrible qualifying!)!
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I can't believe they dropped that tonight. And so late!
(Rain on the Las Vegas track. Terrible qualifying!)!
(Rain on the Las Vegas track. Terrible qualifying!)!
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It was only a few years ago that you could buy 1123lbs of cheddar for only $4000 🤦🏻♀️
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It was only a few years ago that you could buy 1123lbs of cheddar for only $4000 🤦🏻♀️
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I've got wonderful news, there was a great r/askhistorians post on this a couple days ago! Even answers the club question.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've got wonderful news, there was a great r/askhistorians post on this a couple days ago! Even answers the club question.
reddit.com/r/AskHistori...
reddit.com/r/AskHistori...
oh did Lizza update his livejournal
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
oh did Lizza update his livejournal
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I hate it when I buy a new kind of snack and the snack is mid
when I am president I vow no more mid snacks
when I am president I vow no more mid snacks
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hate it when I buy a new kind of snack and the snack is mid
when I am president I vow no more mid snacks
when I am president I vow no more mid snacks
is this on wikifeet?
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
is this on wikifeet?
'An incredible privilege and a daunting task': Oregon tribe harvests beached whale for first time in generations
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
‘An incredible privilege and a daunting task’: Oregon tribe harvests beached whale
The meat won't be eaten, for safety reasons, but the tribe still had plenty to harvest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
'An incredible privilege and a daunting task': Oregon tribe harvests beached whale for first time in generations
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
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I wonder if I can have an out of state tax preparer
Something strangely peaceful about this email I got from my tax preparer
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I wonder if I can have an out of state tax preparer
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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We already lowered our prices as low as we can so this year we’re doing buy four get one free for a holiday sale
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We already lowered our prices as low as we can so this year we’re doing buy four get one free for a holiday sale
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
www.cowboyandcricket.com
No code needed ends December 14
We’re restocking more and more every day so keep an eye on it
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Today we took a stroll at a hatchery and Tom learned that I was not exaggerating when I said all the salmon die after they spawn, and Pippin had the time of his life in dead fish heaven. When we were leaving he was like "no... I belong here. Go on without me"
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Today we took a stroll at a hatchery and Tom learned that I was not exaggerating when I said all the salmon die after they spawn, and Pippin had the time of his life in dead fish heaven. When we were leaving he was like "no... I belong here. Go on without me"
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on another tangent, both the Xi Shi teapot and the champagne coupe are said to be shaped after a famous beautiful woman's breast. Any other drinkwares modeled after famous tiddez?
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
on another tangent, both the Xi Shi teapot and the champagne coupe are said to be shaped after a famous beautiful woman's breast. Any other drinkwares modeled after famous tiddez?
ok it's that time again! I have enough energy to clean one (1) shelf of tea stuff collection!
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ok it's that time again! I have enough energy to clean one (1) shelf of tea stuff collection!
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really could've been an email of duty, even a text of duty
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
really could've been an email of duty, even a text of duty
Gluesenkamp Perez as usual
Kim Schrier not a surprise
Marilyn Strickland WYD
Kim Schrier not a surprise
Marilyn Strickland WYD
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Gluesenkamp Perez as usual
Kim Schrier not a surprise
Marilyn Strickland WYD
Kim Schrier not a surprise
Marilyn Strickland WYD
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Folks, Giving Tuesday is around the corner and this is my yearly PSA that while you may be annoyed with nonprofits raising money that day, please be kind especially this year. It's been BRUTAL trying to raise money in 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Folks, Giving Tuesday is around the corner and this is my yearly PSA that while you may be annoyed with nonprofits raising money that day, please be kind especially this year. It's been BRUTAL trying to raise money in 2025.
Suquamish Tribe will acquire women's health clinics in 'OB-GYN desert'
www.seattletimes.com/business/loc...
www.seattletimes.com/business/loc...
Facing the prospect of a medical ‘desert,’ a WA tribe steps in
The Suquamish Tribe plans to acquire two women's health clinics next year to alleviate an "OB-GYN desert."
www.seattletimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Suquamish Tribe will acquire women's health clinics in 'OB-GYN desert'
www.seattletimes.com/business/loc...
www.seattletimes.com/business/loc...
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Back when the Deep Magic was written, including REM’s Nightswimming or more than 3 Peter Gabriel OR Indigo Girls songs was code for “I love you.” The tape could be placed in the crush’s locker or “accidentally” left behind in their car, to be experienced in absentia so as not to ruin it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Back when the Deep Magic was written, including REM’s Nightswimming or more than 3 Peter Gabriel OR Indigo Girls songs was code for “I love you.” The tape could be placed in the crush’s locker or “accidentally” left behind in their car, to be experienced in absentia so as not to ruin it.
Alguien una vez me dijo...
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youtu.be/eueumst7l5Y?...
All Star - EZ Band (Smash Mouth Cover)
YouTube video by EZ BAND
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November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Alguien una vez me dijo...
youtu.be/eueumst7l5Y?...
youtu.be/eueumst7l5Y?...
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oh boy with this alpha release I am learning a very good lesson about the players, perhaps the most important game dev lesson of all
You can lead a horse to water but you CAN'T MAKE THEM READ ANYTHING
You can lead a horse to water but you CAN'T MAKE THEM READ ANYTHING
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
oh boy with this alpha release I am learning a very good lesson about the players, perhaps the most important game dev lesson of all
You can lead a horse to water but you CAN'T MAKE THEM READ ANYTHING
You can lead a horse to water but you CAN'T MAKE THEM READ ANYTHING