Sporks Pantalones
sporks.bsky.social
Sporks Pantalones
@sporks.bsky.social
[ON HIAT– *barges in to post*

My mom thinks I'm pretty cool [she/her]

No ALT text, no repost
posts may self-destruct periodically
Tacoma detainee, set to be deported, lost toe suffering under ICE care
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ah putting the Christ back in Christmas : "A statement issued by the White House said Christmas is a time to celebrate what makes the U.S. exceptional and that, while every home has its own traditions, shared values unite Americans."

Also: Stop trying to make Be Best happen. Tree looks under attack
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I never joke about serious matters
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
but at least I was able to give him a heads up that I was going to go up and take these people's picture because I believe in naming and shaming. IDK if this person is just a paid signature gatherer and it's just a gig for him or a true believer but this is bad news
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Flora and fauna of Samish Bay, with apologies to @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
time for The Destroyer
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?"
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I was searching for Chilean ponchos and came across this nightmare FMK scenario
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
anyway I think I found The Queer House. Feeling blessed
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
reduce, reuse, recycle
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
at the pharmacy line
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Mr Sporks cooked up the mantis we got at the Turkish store in Lynnwood the other day!
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Western shelf it is bc I had a new cup that is basically the Platonic ideal of a teacup--it's from a Japanese artist, but needs to go with the other Western-style stuff so I had to make room
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*Star Wars voice* somehow, more gong fu items appeared
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
cat really didn't want me to leave bed this morning and he was right
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ICE looks to WA tribes to house detained immigrants

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
damn I just love this style of rice container (please note the little cup that seals the pouring spout measures Asian rice cup measures which are slightly smaller than a standard 8 oz western cup. These match the rice cooker size)
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Breaking news:
Katie Wilson now leads Bruce Harrell by 91 votes in the race for Seattle mayor.

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
women only want one thing which is really three things and it's delicious
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
you night think, "Sporks, are you having a stroke?"
no, Dear Reader, this is a real thing
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I am watching the He-Man movie which for some reason is on the "Out & Proud" channel on the free streaming channels
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
welcome to USA: no disableds, no fatties 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Immigrants with health conditions may be denied visas under new Trump administration guidance

Medical conditions that may lead to denial include diabetes and obesity
abcnews.go.com/Health/immig...
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
please enjoy this beautiful photo of me sleeping that my husband took this morning
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I FOUND IT
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
anyway check out this stupidly photogenic bald eagle which I could not capture in all its glory from the far seat of the car on my shaky phone cam, apologies to actual photographers
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM