Spooky
@spookycandle.bsky.social
bisexuality is way more common than people believe. i've worked over 70 jobs.
marxist-leninist goth bimbo mother (she/her). yes those are my tits
marxist-leninist goth bimbo mother (she/her). yes those are my tits
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it was also supposed to be a crypto booster club but that shit was so cringe jack had to slink off in shame after nobody wanted to have anything to do with it
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
it was also supposed to be a crypto booster club but that shit was so cringe jack had to slink off in shame after nobody wanted to have anything to do with it
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never forget that bluesky is run by all the worst people that made pre-elon twitter suck, but now just unabashedly as the israel, epstein, and ai loving booster club
How do you think an adult being nannied against their will affects the user experience 🖕
Your job isn't to tone police or hide discussion, it's to put up a bulletin board that other people can post to. "It doesn't break the rules we just don't like it!" is an on-the-surface evil thing to think.
Your job isn't to tone police or hide discussion, it's to put up a bulletin board that other people can post to. "It doesn't break the rules we just don't like it!" is an on-the-surface evil thing to think.
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
never forget that bluesky is run by all the worst people that made pre-elon twitter suck, but now just unabashedly as the israel, epstein, and ai loving booster club
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"Zionist" is what this movement calls itself. That is their word. It is their way to separate themselves from Jewish people who do not believe in colonizing Palestine. This cannot possibly be a slur.
Hasan Piker has been banned for 7 days for using the phrase "rabid ultra-Zionist pigs" directed at people defending the use of watch lists to track anti-Israel protestors in the US
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 AM
"Zionist" is what this movement calls itself. That is their word. It is their way to separate themselves from Jewish people who do not believe in colonizing Palestine. This cannot possibly be a slur.
fire truck and a bunch of emergency vehicles just went by blaring. oh dear. hope a space heater didn't cause a fire or something
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
fire truck and a bunch of emergency vehicles just went by blaring. oh dear. hope a space heater didn't cause a fire or something
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my pet theory is this is because the market share of linux went from like 1.1% to 1.4% in 2024 and for the first time ever didn't go back to 1.1% in 2025
scoop: Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows. The head of Windows tells me Microsoft will focus on "addressing pain points we hear consistently from customers." Full details in my Notepad newsletter this week, gift link here 👇 tinyurl.com/win11trust
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows
2026 is all about improving Windows
tinyurl.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
my pet theory is this is because the market share of linux went from like 1.1% to 1.4% in 2024 and for the first time ever didn't go back to 1.1% in 2025
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Ton sent me this today and, well.....
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Ton sent me this today and, well.....
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This man was crushed and destroyed and no one helped him
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This man was crushed and destroyed and no one helped him
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I love how the bear places a marshmallow on the back of a paw and delicately nibbles it
I think you need to see a bear, quietly eating marshmallows.
We got a BIG donation of marshmallows & peanuts and the bears were very appreciative.
YouTube video by Orphaned Wildlife Center
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I love how the bear places a marshmallow on the back of a paw and delicately nibbles it
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Minnesota really coming out the gate as the protagonist of 2026
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Minnesota really coming out the gate as the protagonist of 2026
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if only there was a term for armed agents of the state who remain anonymous and who you're not allowed to name. police whose identities are secret. give me time, i'll come up with something
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
if only there was a term for armed agents of the state who remain anonymous and who you're not allowed to name. police whose identities are secret. give me time, i'll come up with something
my husband and boyfriend are teaming up on me to allow them to show mikhail star wars. he's 13 months old you numbskulls he's not getting anything out of that
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
my husband and boyfriend are teaming up on me to allow them to show mikhail star wars. he's 13 months old you numbskulls he's not getting anything out of that
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alternatively, you can be an enby chaser in the new tomodachi life
![choose angie's dating preferences
you can pick one, more than one, or none.
[ ] male
[ ] female
[x] nonbinary](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ja3mx2dwrh6tn3blhuerufrd/bafkreidcq726qggnauzx6xisbfrr37ly3szvvlupmjqlgu2s3nreoyaeci@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
alternatively, you can be an enby chaser in the new tomodachi life
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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keeping the sink empty is the fundamental layer of the roommate social contract anyway is there anyone normal looking for housemates in brooklyn
January 29, 2026 at 5:55 PM
keeping the sink empty is the fundamental layer of the roommate social contract anyway is there anyone normal looking for housemates in brooklyn
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the way some people defend obama its like they think he was forced against his will to run for president
January 28, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the way some people defend obama its like they think he was forced against his will to run for president
me
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 AM
me
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every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
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this is so stupid. ive had hot intimate sex with total strangers. i dont know why faggots have to constantly choose between being seen as full human beings with actual sex lives or as chaste sexless angels. you can have the fluff and the smut. why pit these two against each other?
'Red, White & Royal Blue' actor Taylor Zakhar Perez has compared the film to hit series 'Heated Rivalry'.
Speaking to GQ, Perez said that he thinks the show worked so well is because it focused on intimacy rather than s*x.
Speaking to GQ, Perez said that he thinks the show worked so well is because it focused on intimacy rather than s*x.
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
this is so stupid. ive had hot intimate sex with total strangers. i dont know why faggots have to constantly choose between being seen as full human beings with actual sex lives or as chaste sexless angels. you can have the fluff and the smut. why pit these two against each other?
i'm proud of my girlfriend for refusing to doordash in this blizzard. these people don't deserve their treats. they barely tip when the weather is nice! now that it's actively dangerous? no way
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
i'm proud of my girlfriend for refusing to doordash in this blizzard. these people don't deserve their treats. they barely tip when the weather is nice! now that it's actively dangerous? no way
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Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
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Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
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what’s amazing: 1) even w/out reading Atlantic piece, one could have reasonably inferred this angle simply as a matter of pattern recognition 2) Schumer & handlers will surely read the piece laying it all out fairly clearly & they’ll still do the thing the article is basically telling them not to do
“An administration official gave away the game to Punchbowl News, admitting that these “de-escalatory measures” are about placating Senate Democrats so they don’t seize this moment to demand restrictions on ICE as part of any government funding package.”
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
Donald Trump Is Frightened
Trump wants to appear eager to minimize out-of-control clashes between government militias and protesters. But he doesn’t want to stop the things causing those clashes in the first place.
newrepublic.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
what’s amazing: 1) even w/out reading Atlantic piece, one could have reasonably inferred this angle simply as a matter of pattern recognition 2) Schumer & handlers will surely read the piece laying it all out fairly clearly & they’ll still do the thing the article is basically telling them not to do