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Spooky
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bisexuality is way more common than people believe. i've worked over 70 jobs.

marxist-leninist goth bimbo mother (she/her). yes those are my tits
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almost sat on my lil buddy. the look of betrayal...
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Well over half my followers
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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I would fight and die for the Lao Gan Ma lady
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Billionaires aren’t just evil because the people aren’t nice. They are materially motivated to follow profit. So they do. They must if they want to stay billionaires. And it’s not just them. It’s their companies, their board, their shareholders. They are bound. That’s why the capitalism must end.
February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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It’s called socialism and it doesn’t have billionaires or capitalists at all because they are unnecessary and inhibit societies advancement at this point
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
got so much shopping and cooking to do for the superbowl party. wish me luck
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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when u see mother is eating bread and butter
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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a pedophile nazi is trying to take away your right to have a say in how you are governed
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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i want you all to know that when you, a person i literally dont know exists, tells me youre unfollowing me, it fills me with deep sorrow. i spend all day reflecting on what i did wrong and how i can do better to serve my followers. im no chuck schumer. i listen to the people. i really really care
oh no some random person on the internet doesnt like me
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Notable that as a society we have literally already tried “what if we got those twelve billionaires to do a lot of drugs at a rave (burning man) to develop human empathy and a holistic vision of the world” and that hella backfired.
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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dril was banned for disparaging jeffrey epstein and his beautiful aspirational lifestyle and wealth. the mod team said not today satan and it's about time.
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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just remembered something that was rolling around my brain last week: it feels like there is a direct relationship between how all those rich weirdos treat emails like text messages (one line, poorly spelled, constant) and how CEOS/execs are always bragging about how much time they spend "working"
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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the ancient world just intuitively understood that hot beverages taste better when poured out of a little dude.

we had the technology before, and we can again.
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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What if your skittles got fucked up and exploded? I can make your dream come true for 12 dollars.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Freeze dried candy doesn’t taste better but at least it costs more
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Just like everything else :)
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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All media should be publicly or worker owned
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Russian spies did not force the rich and powerful in America to be sex trafficking pedophiles please be serious
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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some people are really struggling with the epstein emails because they don't want to admit that the "good" billionaire celebrities they've spent their lives defending weren't taken in by a master manipulator, but rather a barely literate pedophile
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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showed my sons the golden gate bridge and they immediately said GHOSTS DRIVE ON IT
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM