Spidercat 🕷️🐱
@spidercat.io
(allegedly) not actually a spider.
I typically post about bugs 🕷️ drugs 💊 and lugs 🏋🏻♀️. and the occasional computer stuff.
she/they/any/whatever
I typically post about bugs 🕷️ drugs 💊 and lugs 🏋🏻♀️. and the occasional computer stuff.
she/they/any/whatever
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Spidercat 🕷️🐱
@spidercat.io
· Nov 11
where my spider people at
bug people too
I want LEGS and EYES. TOO MANY of them. myriapod people also welcome
bug people too
I want LEGS and EYES. TOO MANY of them. myriapod people also welcome
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Most woke opinion? Prison terms proportional to the economic magnitude of the crime.
Shoplift: maybe community service.
Embezzle $10k: three months.
Sell a $1M presidential pardon: 25 years.
We must jail rich people when they commit crimes, at scale.
Shoplift: maybe community service.
Embezzle $10k: three months.
Sell a $1M presidential pardon: 25 years.
We must jail rich people when they commit crimes, at scale.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Most woke opinion? Prison terms proportional to the economic magnitude of the crime.
Shoplift: maybe community service.
Embezzle $10k: three months.
Sell a $1M presidential pardon: 25 years.
We must jail rich people when they commit crimes, at scale.
Shoplift: maybe community service.
Embezzle $10k: three months.
Sell a $1M presidential pardon: 25 years.
We must jail rich people when they commit crimes, at scale.
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ugly laughed at this one
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
ugly laughed at this one
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tiger. bear. great white shark. a moose
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
tiger. bear. great white shark. a moose
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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I just...what in the actual fuck...anyone that's been through code releases, in any tech company and especially in a start-up, LONG BEFORE VIBE CODING, should be fucking terrified at the acceptance here.
There's a reason this meme has existed for decades...
There's a reason this meme has existed for decades...
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I just...what in the actual fuck...anyone that's been through code releases, in any tech company and especially in a start-up, LONG BEFORE VIBE CODING, should be fucking terrified at the acceptance here.
There's a reason this meme has existed for decades...
There's a reason this meme has existed for decades...
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powerscaling is playing dolls for boys
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
powerscaling is playing dolls for boys
okay who the fuck, when handed a phone to see a photo, starts fucking SWIPING???? Shamelessly??? As in, handing back my phone on a very different photo in my gallery???
I've nothing to hide; if you swipe and see my toilet selfie, that's on you. It's the principle! Who raised you?!? ARRRGGGGGHHHH
I've nothing to hide; if you swipe and see my toilet selfie, that's on you. It's the principle! Who raised you?!? ARRRGGGGGHHHH
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
okay who the fuck, when handed a phone to see a photo, starts fucking SWIPING???? Shamelessly??? As in, handing back my phone on a very different photo in my gallery???
I've nothing to hide; if you swipe and see my toilet selfie, that's on you. It's the principle! Who raised you?!? ARRRGGGGGHHHH
I've nothing to hide; if you swipe and see my toilet selfie, that's on you. It's the principle! Who raised you?!? ARRRGGGGGHHHH
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they made warhammer woke
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
they made warhammer woke
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members of the astra militarum now required to do land acknowledgements recognizing that certain hive worlds have been placed on stolen necron land. disgusting to me
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
members of the astra militarum now required to do land acknowledgements recognizing that certain hive worlds have been placed on stolen necron land. disgusting to me
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This might be the thing that gets Nate Silver to turn on Trump
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This might be the thing that gets Nate Silver to turn on Trump
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“Skater skirts aren’t in fashion anymore” Who cares, fashion trends are pretty much just a scam to make you buy more clothes before you need them, wear whatever the hell you want if it makes you happy and take the dopamine god damn
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Skater skirts aren’t in fashion anymore” Who cares, fashion trends are pretty much just a scam to make you buy more clothes before you need them, wear whatever the hell you want if it makes you happy and take the dopamine god damn
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I know a lot of people need to hear this: you can actually just criticize people directly for their direct actions instead of saying “they must be on drugs”
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I know a lot of people need to hear this: you can actually just criticize people directly for their direct actions instead of saying “they must be on drugs”
anyway back to fat praising my spider (the opposite of fat shaming)
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
anyway back to fat praising my spider (the opposite of fat shaming)
send me good energies pls, I'm working on something significant and it's scary but I feel good about it, like there's a good chance it works out. my impostor thoughts can't even touch this one. which is a WILD feeling!
gotta be vague on purpose, but trust me it'll be cool as fuck if it works out.
gotta be vague on purpose, but trust me it'll be cool as fuck if it works out.
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
send me good energies pls, I'm working on something significant and it's scary but I feel good about it, like there's a good chance it works out. my impostor thoughts can't even touch this one. which is a WILD feeling!
gotta be vague on purpose, but trust me it'll be cool as fuck if it works out.
gotta be vague on purpose, but trust me it'll be cool as fuck if it works out.
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Russell Brand accused again of being a conservative influencer
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Russell Brand accused again of being a conservative influencer
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I love that twitter nazis pretended the left was upset about Clinton being in the files and it turns out not even Clinton cares. I like to think someone had a chat with him and it was like "everyone already knows you're a fucking creep. this is your last chance to look good before you die"
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I love that twitter nazis pretended the left was upset about Clinton being in the files and it turns out not even Clinton cares. I like to think someone had a chat with him and it was like "everyone already knows you're a fucking creep. this is your last chance to look good before you die"
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it would actually cost SO MUCH LESS to just do this instead of throwing trillions of dollars at technofascists too, who would've thought
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it would actually cost SO MUCH LESS to just do this instead of throwing trillions of dollars at technofascists too, who would've thought
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma