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Spidercat 🕷️🐱
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(allegedly) not actually a spider.

I typically post about bugs 🕷️ drugs 💊 and lugs 🏋🏻‍♀️. and the occasional computer stuff.

she/they/any/whatever
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I am SO excited for breakfast tomorrow. And possibly a snack tonight. Gimme those shitty sugary dinos 🥰
A box of dinosaur egg oatmeal
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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😇🤫🔪
The Killer
October 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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oh, Moderna... you still got hands

everything hurts! but it's for a good cause.

here's a list of qualifying conditions for being "at risk" for severe COVID, according to the CDC.

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CDC 2025 List of U nderlying Medical Conditions That Increase a Person's Risk of Severe Covid-19 Asthma Cancer Hematologic malignancies Cerebrovascular disease Chronic kidney disease* People receiving dialysis Chronic lung diseases limited to the following: Bronchiectasis COPD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease) Interstitial lung disease Pulmonary embolism Pulmonary hypertension Chronic liver diseases limited to the following: Cirrhosis Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease Alcoholic liver disease Autoimmune hepatitis Cystic fbrosis Diabetes mellitus,type 1 Diabetes melitus, type 2* Gestational diabetes 」 Disabilities*t, including Down's syndrome Heart conditions (such as heart failure, coronary artery disease, or cardiomyopathies) HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) Mental health conditions limited to the following: Mood disorders, including depression Schizophrenia spectrum disorders Neurologic conditions limited to dementiat and Parkinson's disease Obesity (BMI >30 or 95th percentile in children) Physical inactivity Pregnancy and recent pregnancy Primary immunodeficiencies Smoking, current and former Solid-organ or blood stem-cell transplantation Tuberculosis Use of corticosteroids or other immunosuppressive medications
September 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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a giggling cartoon spider
July 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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thanks I love it
Swole spider
June 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Looks like staff are in damage control mode. They're hearing us! Good! make em sweat!
tiwane iNaturalist Staff 21m Hey everyone, we apologize for retweeting this announcement from Google without providing more details about it. That was our mistake and I understand Why t created lot of doubts and uncertainty. We're working on a bl0g post now that will provide more details and quite a few FAQs about our work stemming from the Google.org program. When it's ready we'll post it to inaturalist.org/blog 4 and we'll link to it here. Edited to remove grant" as "program" is more t- accurate.
June 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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went to the library today

only the finest high brow literature for yours truly
A screen of a library self checkout kiosk. It shows three titles being checked out: "that time I got drunk and saved a demon"; "that time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf "; "that time I got drunk and saved a human"
May 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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easy

sadly they lost four limbs in a kayaking accident
Stick figure with a brown recluse cephalothorax for a head. It's wearing a crudely drawn cowboy hat
May 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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a cartoon emoji of a cuckoo/crazy/nutso face
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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your existence is resistance.
A heart with the trans flag colors. Text reads "International Transgender Day of Visibility March 31"
March 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Post the first videogame you ever played

Reader Rabbit on DOS. I think it was this one. I was very young!
Box art for Reader Rabbit 1, a DOS game from The Learning Company.
March 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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happy birthday! 🕷️🎂
a cartoon spider cake
February 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Always and forever. Never stop being unapologetically you. I know that I will never shut up, and I will never stop being me.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus "
January 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Y'know, in a non-museum context, this email subject could mean something VERY DIFFERENT
A screenshot of an email notification. The email subject is "cake in the anthro lounge"
December 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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get on my levellllll 😎
I'm on a 2000 day learning streak with Duolingo!
December 20, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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lol, understandable! I just figured it was time to have my pfp *actually* be a spood :3

here's the full version of my old pfp! I do like this pic. Just a lil guy!
An iridescent green and bronze beetle on a leaf
December 19, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Idk man, he links to it on his literal website lol
Screenshot of Andrew Tate's stupid dudebro website. It has links to @CobraTate and @TateTheTalisman, Twitter accounts belonging to Andrew and Tristan Tate, respectively.
December 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
World's Insect Leaders Attend G20,000,000,000 Summit
December 1, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu!
A spider giving a salute
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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wow, same tbh
A photo of a statue of a praying woman in front of stained glass windows in the Notre Dame.
December 1, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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happy turkey day y'all. Emoji kitchen doesn't support the 🦃 emoji (for shame), so here's a spidercat instead. 🕷️🐱
A spider with a cat's face
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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a photo of donald trump with superimposed text that says "this post was fact checked by real American patriots". underneath the text is a big green button with a check mark that says "TRUE"
November 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet. It reads: [parallel universe where people drink piss] bartender: what'll it be me: piss
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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always relevant
A screenshot of text that reads: I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out." And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And i was like, ohok and he continues. "you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.
November 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #258,353!

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A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #258,353, Spider Cat ‪@spidercat.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 5, 2023"
October 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM