Alice Lastname
@spdoubleu.bsky.social
NY Jets, Boston Red Sox, Florida Panthers
Ex Republican just trying to survive.
Ex Republican just trying to survive.
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We didnt know it at the time but Donald here paused munting to framemog Jeffrey mid-jestergoon while ignoring the foids so he could pedomaxx
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
We didnt know it at the time but Donald here paused munting to framemog Jeffrey mid-jestergoon while ignoring the foids so he could pedomaxx
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Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Kraft is gonna have the saddest strip mall handjobs tonight
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Turns out hating and fearing black people and shitting yourself on the regular is not the Magic Key To Happiness people
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Turns out hating and fearing black people and shitting yourself on the regular is not the Magic Key To Happiness people
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Tell me again about how DVOA overrated the Seahawks this year.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Tell me again about how DVOA overrated the Seahawks this year.
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two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed
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brother that is GRIM
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
brother that is GRIM
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dawg mike macdonald has turned kyle shanahan into his personal pinata and we got josh mcdaniels hype
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
dawg mike macdonald has turned kyle shanahan into his personal pinata and we got josh mcdaniels hype
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Lmao at Coby Bryant having an easy interception bounce into his chest and not noticing because he was too focused on trying to end Hunter Henry's life
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Lmao at Coby Bryant having an easy interception bounce into his chest and not noticing because he was too focused on trying to end Hunter Henry's life
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More like Smeehawks because they’re looking to take some jewelry today or some shit I don’t know
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
More like Smeehawks because they’re looking to take some jewelry today or some shit I don’t know
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They’ll be hearing from his father
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
They’ll be hearing from his father
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
If the Tigers trade Skubal to the fucking Yankees, I will be very unhappy.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
If the Tigers trade Skubal to the fucking Yankees, I will be very unhappy.
Wreck the entire economy to own the libs.
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Wreck the entire economy to own the libs.
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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At this point it feels like if your name is in the Epstein Files you should just disappear into the corn field before we find you a lamppost
BREAKING NEWS: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein connected New York Giants chairman and co-owner Steve Tisch with multiple women, according to newly released emails.
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
At this point it feels like if your name is in the Epstein Files you should just disappear into the corn field before we find you a lamppost
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*clears throat* Grumors.
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 PM
*clears throat* Grumors.
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This is objectively hilarious
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This is objectively hilarious