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Just this guy, you know?
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new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Timeline.

🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)

🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.

🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes, we’re crap atm but the clamour to fire Slot is mental. We’re still champions of England, lifting the trophy 6 months ago. We don’t fire managers like that, we support them, even when it’s tough. Stop whinging and get on with it. #lfc
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Grok thinks Elon Musk would win in a fight against Mike Tyson.
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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"No, Flavor, I said pose with a massive *clock*."
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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If eurostar went to Blackpool...

My lovely colleague Abdel announces the stops from Preston with a Marseille twist. Nearly 4 years later, this still makes me guffaw.
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Quiet, piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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everyone apologize to jon bon jovi for all the mean things you’ve ever said about him
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Working on a potato farm, removing muck, stones and chits before it his the bag. £1.75 and hour. Seemed low even in 1993…
Delivering papers for cash in hand. First proper taxed job was collecting trolleys at Tesco aged 16...
Ignoring a paper round, working as a glass collector in a working man’s club in Blackburn, while aged 16. Started just before the 1997 election, and I’ll always remember how happy people were on that Friday: some 60+ guy came up to me and called me “brother”!
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Ian showing his age, again.
It weren't like this in my day.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Get your colleagues and friends off it, folks.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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I just wrote about this

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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🛑 NEWS: Royals Deserve “Much More News Coverage” New Report Claims.

👇🏻 Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report.

youtu.be/Zg_K_Ki1NTQ?...
#BrokenNews - New Report Says Royal Family "Deserve More Coverage"
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon this question and send the answer to the following address enclosing a stamped addressed envelope.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon this one simple trick and the results will surprise you.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my email which I hope finds you well.
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Today’s Halloween poem is called ‘Come, take this hand in yours’.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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1/9
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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🌳 As a #NationalTrust member I’ve just voted for the recommended slate to keep out the bogus, right-wing entryists of “Restore Trust”. Anything this creep wants is bad for Britain and bad for our heritage.
🌳 If you’re a member, vote Recommended Slate now: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
One vital reason to vote in the National Trust elections and for the NT endorsed candidates. We can't risk the Restore Trust candidates getting any influence on it.
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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“Talent is a pursued interest. In other words, anything you’re willing to practice, you can do.”

- the great Bob Ross, who would have turned 83 today.

#RIP 🎨
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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The U.S. government owed nearly a trillion dollars in interest last year.
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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⚠️ PLEASE LEAVE THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS "PRINCE" ANDREW ALONE:

youtu.be/AvRITcinvik
#BrokenNews - Public Urged To Forgive Prince Andrew
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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According to racists, it’s racist to call racists racist. Makes you think.
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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America [2025, colorized.]
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM