Mike
@snowcrash.ca
Just some boring guy on the Internet. Touches computers to make money, plays video games and reads a lot.
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“Aren’t there some kids you should be infecting with measles right now, you fucking gremlin?” — good
“Haha this guy’s in a wheelchair” — bad
This isn’t hard!
“Haha this guy’s in a wheelchair” — bad
This isn’t hard!
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
“Aren’t there some kids you should be infecting with measles right now, you fucking gremlin?” — good
“Haha this guy’s in a wheelchair” — bad
This isn’t hard!
“Haha this guy’s in a wheelchair” — bad
This isn’t hard!
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February 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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I do not want to "allow Zoom to access my microphone." I want to drive the little replica steam train that chugs around the park
October 28, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I do not want to "allow Zoom to access my microphone." I want to drive the little replica steam train that chugs around the park
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A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.
I think that's a point that will surprise a lot of people. There's a lot of calling the internet capable of accessing "the sum of all human knowledge" and such that I think gives people the impression that any and all records exist online somewhere.
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.
that just makes sense though, the year numbers were smaller then
The director died pretty young, which I notice is habit of olden time people.
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
that just makes sense though, the year numbers were smaller then
Cory Bowles. If you know you know, and if you don't know, well, that's my high school.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Cory Bowles. If you know you know, and if you don't know, well, that's my high school.
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
I am Very Old but I once had a service call from a 16 year old who only had $20 cash but had wrecked their family PC with an AOL "use me to get free Internet" CD and sometimes the semi legit stuff is worse than malware. My onsite was 50 but I only charged 10 if they promised not to do it again.
too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I am Very Old but I once had a service call from a 16 year old who only had $20 cash but had wrecked their family PC with an AOL "use me to get free Internet" CD and sometimes the semi legit stuff is worse than malware. My onsite was 50 but I only charged 10 if they promised not to do it again.
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You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
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i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.
my loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- empty can of Hacker Pschorr hefe-weisse
- the "e" keycap from a mechanical keyboard
- a dry fountain pen
- a hoodie from a university I've never worked for or attended
- a pink wool toque
- a half-eaten bagel
- empty can of Hacker Pschorr hefe-weisse
- the "e" keycap from a mechanical keyboard
- a dry fountain pen
- a hoodie from a university I've never worked for or attended
- a pink wool toque
- a half-eaten bagel
my loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- roll of dog poop bags
- costco sized pack of baby wipes
- novelty baseball cap
- banana boat SPF 50
- one 510 thread battery
- a bagel
- roll of dog poop bags
- costco sized pack of baby wipes
- novelty baseball cap
- banana boat SPF 50
- one 510 thread battery
- a bagel
My loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- bag of cheddar bunnies (open)
- bag of cheddar bunnies (unopen, expired)
- pack of boogie wipes
- book of 80s references
- child-size ballet slippers
- unlimited lemons
- bag of cheddar bunnies (open)
- bag of cheddar bunnies (unopen, expired)
- pack of boogie wipes
- book of 80s references
- child-size ballet slippers
- unlimited lemons
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
my loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- empty can of Hacker Pschorr hefe-weisse
- the "e" keycap from a mechanical keyboard
- a dry fountain pen
- a hoodie from a university I've never worked for or attended
- a pink wool toque
- a half-eaten bagel
- empty can of Hacker Pschorr hefe-weisse
- the "e" keycap from a mechanical keyboard
- a dry fountain pen
- a hoodie from a university I've never worked for or attended
- a pink wool toque
- a half-eaten bagel
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In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
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(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay
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This is the trap at the start of my very own Brothers Grimm fairytale.
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
This is the trap at the start of my very own Brothers Grimm fairytale.
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I’m excited to announce I’ve decided to be normal
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I’m excited to announce I’ve decided to be normal
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stubbed my toe on the coffee table and immediately started flashing red
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
stubbed my toe on the coffee table and immediately started flashing red
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coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
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Lot of people saying “can’t believe QAnon was right” instead of “can’t believe the feminists were right about rape culture”, which feels suspicious tbqh.
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Lot of people saying “can’t believe QAnon was right” instead of “can’t believe the feminists were right about rape culture”, which feels suspicious tbqh.
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I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
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I learned how to make a new noise today. It's completely unalike any noise that anyone has ever made before. Those wanting to hear the noise will first need to pass a comprehensive medical exam
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I learned how to make a new noise today. It's completely unalike any noise that anyone has ever made before. Those wanting to hear the noise will first need to pass a comprehensive medical exam
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if you need a lesson on cunning, look to Vetinari
if you need a lesson on goodness, look to Carrot
and if you need a lesson on how to get the most out of life, look to Nanny Ogg
if you need a lesson on goodness, look to Carrot
and if you need a lesson on how to get the most out of life, look to Nanny Ogg
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
if you need a lesson on cunning, look to Vetinari
if you need a lesson on goodness, look to Carrot
and if you need a lesson on how to get the most out of life, look to Nanny Ogg
if you need a lesson on goodness, look to Carrot
and if you need a lesson on how to get the most out of life, look to Nanny Ogg
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly