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RSs = eventual marriage
//#M4A #UnionStrong #FreePalestine #BLM #Atheist #Whovian #Phish #Ukulelist//
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Today I learned that @treznor.bsky.social is on Bluesky, so I can finally apologize for denying him a Compuserve account in 1995. I always assumed "Hurt" was about that experience. Sorry, Trent.
Why did you do that?
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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so do you pronounce it “peppermint mocha in red holiday cup” or “crossing the picket line” you piece of shit
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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They did and that’s EXACTLY why he caved harder.

The millisecond it looks like progressive leftists have a shot with the party, the Establishment centrist moderates say “not on my watch” and tank the Party because “vote blue no matter who” only applies if you aren’t a progressive leftist.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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New Yorkers still on the fence heading into tomorrow, I understand how difficult this is. These are complex issues.

But do please consider the following:
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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*extremely Phish voice*

Lets go to the protest
And see a movie
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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republicans: immigrants are ruining our country

also republicans: happy columbus day say it back right now
October 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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If you buy an NFT of a stock in OpenAI you should have to wear a big bell like a goat for the rest of your life.
The crash is going to be brutal when it comes.

Robinhood says "it might offer "tokenized" equity in OpenAI. By "tokenized," Business Insider reports, Robinhood means "blockchain-enabled representations of securities like stocks." In reality, they have no connection to OpenAI equity whatsoever."
October 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Tommy Tuberville sounds like the name of an evil mayor who gets defeated by a bunch of teenage root vegetables
GOP senators increasingly anxious about Trump’s aggressive use of National Guard
Republican senators are increasingly uneasy about President Trump’s standoff with Democratic governors over deploying National Guard troops from other states to Portland, Ore., and Chicago. The con…
thehill.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Portland will no longer be sending professional hipsters to SXSW
This is what Illinois sent to Texas.
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Me: bud can you stop eating grass please

My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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(solemnly) You've had mail.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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@kycohio.bsky.social recently terminated their housing program for homeless lgbtq+ youth and are evicting current residents. Please please please donate to help get them relocated and safe!
chuffed.org/project/supp...
Support Homeless LGBT Youth After KYC
Columbus, Ohio's Kaleidoscope Youth Center (KYC) has verbally notified the LGBT+ youth in their emergency housing program that the program will be ending. They may be evicted in as few as seven weeks....
chuffed.org
September 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fuck Charlie Kirk
Fuck Charlie Kirk
Anyone want to get a round of "Fuck Charlie Kirk" going?
September 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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some op-ed is going to say “well hey, on the bright side, Trump won’t serve a full term because he’ll have gotten us all killed, so you know, swings and roundabouts”
June 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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jazz is about the notes you don't play. the very best jazz musicians have never touched an instrument at all
May 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM