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Ryan
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Featherless biped.
Is everyone having a good proxy war?
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hate to put it this way but anyone not rooting for the Bluejays is basically pro Trump.
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Today’s NYT Crossword was bullshit. If you made it, we're fighting.
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Ronald Reagan found Donald Trump annoying & avoided him. Trump spent years trying to reach him and failed, Reagan saw him as a loudmouthed rich moron with a large ego, and wanted nothing to do with him.

Trump stood in line to get his picture taken with him at a meet & greet.
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Grok, what’s a metaphor?
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I made a pen today.
October 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This might be the most tone deaf thing I’ve seen a CEO post and I collect things like this for training.
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This week has convinced me that Bluesky, regrettably, does not have the juice.
October 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The world is a trash fire but today my extremely reactive dog met another dog on a walk and said hi without freaking out and that’s the only thing that matters to me for the moment.
September 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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This clip (from 2022) now feels STRANGELY relevant... 😬
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gizmo found a dance partner.
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can someone explain to me why Americans seem to all pronounce turmeric as "toomeric?" I assumed it was just a common mispronunciation, but I honestly don't think I've ever heard anyone other than Canadians and Brits pronounce the first R.
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Okay y'all need to put a trigger warning on posts quoting Love You Forever. I did not come here to feel feelings.
September 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority.

The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service.
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The government won't let me be a bank and I'm a shitty boss who nobody wants to work for!
Elon Musks X Money Plans Are Halted By Regulators And High Staff Turnover ⚖️🚪
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Has any app ever enshittified harder than Evernote?
September 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tomato inspector. 🌱
August 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I taught my puppy to go find his Kong and bring it to me wherever it is in the house and I'll be fucked if it’s not the cutest goddamn thing in the world.
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Me: Hey this tool looks interesting and might solve a problem that I have in my work. How much is it?

Every Enterprise SaaS product: ITSSS a SSSSSSEEECRETT....
July 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was in Chicago and my wife wanted to go to some boutique. When we got there it was closed because there was a flood, so Joan Cusack had to tell us that they were closed for the day. I wished her good luck in getting it fixed, before I realized who she was.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
English: Leftie loosey righty tighty
Spanish: The right oppresses, the left liberates
July 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They should make a The Bear where everyone is nice to each other.
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM