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Ryan
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Featherless biped.
I made a pen today.
October 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The world is a trash fire but today my extremely reactive dog met another dog on a walk and said hi without freaking out and that’s the only thing that matters to me for the moment.
September 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Gizmo found a dance partner.
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Everyone asks if gizmo is part corgi. I don’t think so but he does kinda look like when mom says we have corgi at home.
September 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh I couldn't even get that far tbh.
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Lot of this energy
September 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Tomato inspector. 🌱
August 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You know finance is going to ask for a rationale when this guy shows up on the sales zoom
July 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Gizmo agrees.
July 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
First hot pepper of the season is the weirdest one I’ve ever tasted. Incredibly sweet, like a jalapeño dipped in sugar, and sooo much hotter than it’s supposed to be. Varietal is called Bryans Blood. 🌱
July 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
June 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
May 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When you finally figure out how to stick it to those Whos down in Whoville.
May 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s Poiliover.
April 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
lol what on earth did PP do to piss off Trump?
April 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Gizmo wants me to tell you that he believes in you. And also to bark at you, but I’m not going to do that.
April 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I hope they’re good updates!
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This is easily the wildest polling chart I've ever seen in my life. Pollievre could not possibly have played a winning hand more clumsily.
March 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Gizmo was born under a shed in Barbados and now he sleeps on a big puffy chair.
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Democrats' current opposition strategy:
March 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.” 🌱
March 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wab Kinew is fucking fantastic.

"The members opposite are like the real-life version of those JD Vance memes... PWEASE MR PWEMIER, YOU GOTTA SAY PWEASE TO THE PWESIDENT."
March 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My desires are... unconventional.
March 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pretty soon we're going to have to predict hurricanes based on open interest in orange juice futures.
March 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM