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SnarkyHumanist
@snarkyhumanist.bsky.social
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RSs = eventual marriage
//#M4A #UnionStrong #FreePalestine #BLM #Atheist #Whovian #Phish #Ukulelist//
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Movie poster for Ready, Player, One (set in Columbus, OH)
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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To be used by a Pearl Jam cover band.
Pearl Jam's "Vs." album cover showing a sheep (?) sticking his face through a fence.
October 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Worked beautifully to get rid of this message. 🙂
September 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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That's so much cuter than the time Bruce stuck his face in a jar of nacho cheese.
Idiot white cat with nacho cheese all over his face.
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Entirely trapped
Black and white cat laying on SnarkyHumanist's lap.
September 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Working on it!
snarkyhumanist in a hospital bed recovering from kidney surgery.
April 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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A sign on a pole that says "Have you seen your cat?" with a picture of a guy with a ski mask, holding a cat. Below, it says "He's mine now I LOVE HIM".
March 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Everyone should have a "cunt" mug.
Coffee mug with the word "cunt" listed 5 times in different colors. Very disco vibe.
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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A smiling husky looking at the camera, because he gets the joke.
October 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Bruce appreciates your efforts. 😜
Bruce - big white cat on a cat condo in mid-yawn
September 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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TAB!
Trey Anastasio Band - on stage with cool lights.
May 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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I once fit one of these in my MINI.
19.8 cu. ft. Chest Freezer in White
April 7, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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See a tux, post a tux. All the day you’ll have good luck.

(this is the "too much catnip" edition)
Tuxedo cat laying on her back with her paws stretched out, looking a little deranged because she had too much catnip.
March 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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I wish the IRS would just take my money instead of tormenting me with their fucked up riddles.
March 20, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about randomly
Two pictures of the same sandwich - one is cut diagonally and the other is cut vertically. Caption: "the geometry is too complicated to explain here but cutting a sandwich diagonally gives you more sandwich"
March 20, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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It gives me bad vibes too, and honestly, no one is going to beat Gym while we're still gerrymandered.

Also, this looks like it's AI, which is gross.
Picture of Tamie Wilson that looks like it's AI-generated. https://www.tamiewilson.com/plan-platform/
March 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Complex harmonies for Saturday
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young "Deja Vu" album cover.
March 2, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Damn it. I have to go follow 9 more people to fix this.
Screenshot of SnarkyHumanist's profile showing her followers at 214 and following at 232
February 28, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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My followers/following counts are anagrams of each other. Nobody fuck it up.
Screenshot of SnarkyHumanist's Bsky profile showing her followers at 213 and following at 231.
February 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Jesus, this guy sounds exhausting
He rides a motorcycle with his Dachshund-Chihuahua mix, who wears dog goggles. His political views are eccentric. He speaks of his belief in right-wing conspiracy theories such as the “deep state” and has "some issues" with the first moon landing, but also says he staged a performance art piece where he placed a porcelain toilet on former President Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and pretended to defecate on it. He has staged several such stunts meant to provoke, he says, such as one in which he wore only a fig leaf in Times Square in New York City as an expression of “radical authenticity,” and another in which he filmed himself portraying various American archetypes, including a white supremacist with a swastika on his forehead, which he says was about showing that we are all human, despite how much we may hate each other.
February 23, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Text above picture: Literally nothing: *happens* My anxiety: Picture of an orange startled cat with the caption: "Oh no"
February 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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YUP
Screenshot of a tweet from 2022 showing a picture of all my Harry Potter books at the bottom of my trash can.
February 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Picture of Tommy Lee Jones with a (perpetually) cranky expression with the text "Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally."
February 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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The Bluesky Weekend LP community needs to be bigger.
Carole King's "Tapestry" album cover sitting next to a record player
February 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A page from a Richard Scarry book showing a cat operating a plow, with the text "Squish Cat squashes the garbage down with his squasher-downer." The caption on the meme is "Me describing how I handle my feelings"
February 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM