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November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The whole thread is great, but yeah I think this nails the Oilers problem.
it seems like they shifted their entire team philosophy - the one that got them to back-to-back Cup Finals including a one-goal game 7 loss in 2024 - to insulate Stuart Skinner and it's completely blowing up in their face.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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The truth is to operate on this website you need to curate your feed to limit your exposure to news. It is neither normal nor endurable to constantly take on every problem the world has as an individual civilian
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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if you've got a one-run lead with no one on against the greatest player in the 150-year history of pro baseball, you simply have to throw him a pitch that is roughly over the middle of the plate and dick-high
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The official residence of the Prime Minister of Canada has sat empty for a decade with walls full of dead rats and asbestos, because successive governments all thought spending on renovations would be political suicide as a sign of lavish out-of-touch luxury to not want to live with dead rats
Opinion: Donald Trump’s $300mn-ish ballroom extension is almost twice the size of the entire existing White House. It’s like adding a conservatory twice the size of your house.

Then there’s the optics of building a ballroom in the middle of a government shutdown... on.ft.com/43Ek6q6
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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The Blue Jays lost but the worst part was still the Jonas Brothers
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:

- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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O Canada at a World Series for the first time since 1993. We're back baby.
a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
Alt: a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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oh right, by popular demand here's the link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
"Get Behind Anything" 2025 MLB World Series Hype Video Promo | Toronto Blue Jays
YouTube video by @iamwillycool
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM