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SensMonster
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Part-time poster. Full-time idiot.
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Workhorse form Whitehorse
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Ask Chris Philips about his Stanley Cup Finals goal
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
First period thoughts
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
This is how your email finds me today
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The only silver lining is this will help Gavin McKenna can get used to losing cause he’s about to go to Vancouver
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM
This is how I look while waiting for my farmers wrap combo from Tim Hortons
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The Sens may never lose again
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Reposted by SensMonster
The Ottawa Senators are undefeated in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Can’t watch the Sens game tonight so just pretend you’re reading some of the worst takes imaginable from me and you’ll have the same experience
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Waking up to see the USA got eliminated in the WJC
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
BREAKING: the Winter Classic will be played in the Nevada Desert next year
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Just saw a video where Chabot called the Nintendo GameCube the Nintendo Purple
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The Ottawa Senators are undefeated in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I’ve never said anything bad about Jensen in my life
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Me going back in time to stop Dorion from lying about Dadonov’s no trade list so that the Sens can keep their first round pick that they’re going to desperately need in order to draft Gavin McKenna
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Time zones are crazy:

Australia is in 2026

Canada is in 2025

Hans fans are in 1993
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Ranked all Daniel Alfredsson’s goals
January 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Celebrating the New year knowing where the Sens are in the standings
a man is laying in a pile of confetti with his head covered in confetti
ALT: a man is laying in a pile of confetti with his head covered in confetti
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The Ottawa Senators waking up to start the new year at the bottom of the Atlantic Division
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Me watching the Sens play yesterday
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gavin McKenna I hope you like whatever the famous landmark of the city of the team that finishes dead last right behind Ottawa is, because we don’t have a pick
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM