Slowloader
@slowloader.bsky.social
Book Hoarder, He/Him, Token cishet, PC Gamer since way back, tabletop gamer since sand tables
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Looking for your next book? Do you love Dark Shadows, the Universal Pictures monsters, or thirsty disaster lesbians? Do you want to run dramatically down stone steps carrying a candelabra, looking beautiful and ethereal?
Might I recommend ... me?
books2read.com/SOR1
Might I recommend ... me?
books2read.com/SOR1
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Looking for your next book? Do you love Dark Shadows, the Universal Pictures monsters, or thirsty disaster lesbians? Do you want to run dramatically down stone steps carrying a candelabra, looking beautiful and ethereal?
Might I recommend ... me?
books2read.com/SOR1
Might I recommend ... me?
books2read.com/SOR1
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ugh. look. not all trans people know each other, okay ?? we're not like a monolith or anything. but yeah i do know her shes besties with my ex what do u need
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 AM
ugh. look. not all trans people know each other, okay ?? we're not like a monolith or anything. but yeah i do know her shes besties with my ex what do u need
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"We're going to give you 10 billion dollars for more training"
"Cool" *spends the 10 billion dollars on solid gold guns that automatically engrave slurs on the bullets*
"Cool" *spends the 10 billion dollars on solid gold guns that automatically engrave slurs on the bullets*
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"We're going to give you 10 billion dollars for more training"
"Cool" *spends the 10 billion dollars on solid gold guns that automatically engrave slurs on the bullets*
"Cool" *spends the 10 billion dollars on solid gold guns that automatically engrave slurs on the bullets*
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If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
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Avi Loeb: Aliens.
www.space.com/astronomy/st...
www.space.com/astronomy/st...
A mystery object is holding this 120 million-mile-wide cloud of vaporized metal together
"Stars like the sun don’t just stop shining for no reason."
www.space.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Avi Loeb: Aliens.
www.space.com/astronomy/st...
www.space.com/astronomy/st...
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Wait, I thought you were satire?
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Wait, I thought you were satire?
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last night, government agents, undercover of the authority of the president, launched chemical attacks against American protestors. I got nothing more pithy than “fuck this,” but fuck this. power to the people.
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 AM
last night, government agents, undercover of the authority of the president, launched chemical attacks against American protestors. I got nothing more pithy than “fuck this,” but fuck this. power to the people.
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For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
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not to be political but we are fucked
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
not to be political but we are fucked
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Me popping into your DMs:
a husky dog is looking out of a cat door .
Alt: a husky dog is looking out of a cat door .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Me popping into your DMs:
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them: how are you?
me:
me:
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
them: how are you?
me:
me:
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VIDEO: Trans women who have genital reconstruction surgery live between 14 and 19 years longer than cis men.
The Supreme Court misjudgement looks more ridiculous and completely unhinged every day.
The Supreme Court misjudgement looks more ridiculous and completely unhinged every day.
Do WHAT to Your Balls to Increase Lifespan??!
YouTube video by Dr Brad Stanfield
m.youtube.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
VIDEO: Trans women who have genital reconstruction surgery live between 14 and 19 years longer than cis men.
The Supreme Court misjudgement looks more ridiculous and completely unhinged every day.
The Supreme Court misjudgement looks more ridiculous and completely unhinged every day.
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Whenever I debunk pseudoscientific nonsense, some jabroni replies “you must be a lot of fun at parties”
First of all, fuck you, I am a lot of fun at parties.
And why is no one ever mad at the person who lied to you? You’re only mad at the people who pointed out you were lied to.
First of all, fuck you, I am a lot of fun at parties.
And why is no one ever mad at the person who lied to you? You’re only mad at the people who pointed out you were lied to.
August 4, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Whenever I debunk pseudoscientific nonsense, some jabroni replies “you must be a lot of fun at parties”
First of all, fuck you, I am a lot of fun at parties.
And why is no one ever mad at the person who lied to you? You’re only mad at the people who pointed out you were lied to.
First of all, fuck you, I am a lot of fun at parties.
And why is no one ever mad at the person who lied to you? You’re only mad at the people who pointed out you were lied to.
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…motherfucking QR CODES?!?
“We won’t abolish ICE but if you get close enough to one holding a gun at your face to scan his code, we’ll know who murdered you!
And we still won’t do shit about fuck”
“We won’t abolish ICE but if you get close enough to one holding a gun at your face to scan his code, we’ll know who murdered you!
And we still won’t do shit about fuck”
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
…motherfucking QR CODES?!?
“We won’t abolish ICE but if you get close enough to one holding a gun at your face to scan his code, we’ll know who murdered you!
And we still won’t do shit about fuck”
“We won’t abolish ICE but if you get close enough to one holding a gun at your face to scan his code, we’ll know who murdered you!
And we still won’t do shit about fuck”
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ICE agents are fucking stealing and selling peoples’ PHONES
take a second to really wrap your head around this.
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
ICE agents are fucking stealing and selling peoples’ PHONES
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i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
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Super important that every discord user takes this survey. Let them know.
Just took the Discord survey on implementing AI and it's basically like:
"Which of these 9 terrible things do you dislike about AI? And how can we convince you to be cool with it?"
Survey 🔗 discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
"Which of these 9 terrible things do you dislike about AI? And how can we convince you to be cool with it?"
Survey 🔗 discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Super important that every discord user takes this survey. Let them know.
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The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
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This is an occupying force.
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
This is an occupying force.
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜