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@moriamarmalade.bsky.social
search for "9/4 is an iconic bet" on youtube
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Joined July 2023
alt: @benhorst.bsky.social
minors DNI
he/him
buy a designer pillow: https://plasticien.redbubble.com
buy my t-shirt designs: https://teepublic.com/user/horst-designs
take the memes for free
Joined July 2023
alt: @benhorst.bsky.social
minors DNI
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Lays are now calling their factories "chip fabrication plants"
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
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Hey, my name is in the Epstein files! I've told the story before, but should probably re-up.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Hey, my name is in the Epstein files! I've told the story before, but should probably re-up.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
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Just because you can say “purity test” and not hear “concern for people’s fucking lives” doesn’t mean that’s not exactly what your fucking doing. You’re not pragmatic, you’re comfortable under a dictatorship of capital.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Just because you can say “purity test” and not hear “concern for people’s fucking lives” doesn’t mean that’s not exactly what your fucking doing. You’re not pragmatic, you’re comfortable under a dictatorship of capital.
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
how about that non-standard american flag, yeesh
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
how about that non-standard american flag, yeesh
how about the disgusting militarism at the big game
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
how about the disgusting militarism at the big game
kid rock is entertaining more people than he has in years, taking all these Ls
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
kid rock is entertaining more people than he has in years, taking all these Ls
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Minimizing genocide is really fucked up. Wow.
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Minimizing genocide is really fucked up. Wow.
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Voters didn’t “get you Trump”, Capitalism did, and it will keep giving you worse options till you wake the fuck up to that reality.
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Voters didn’t “get you Trump”, Capitalism did, and it will keep giving you worse options till you wake the fuck up to that reality.
emailing jeevacation2@gmail.com just to see who responds
(epstein joke)
(epstein joke)
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
emailing jeevacation2@gmail.com just to see who responds
(epstein joke)
(epstein joke)
already the best olympics ever
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
already the best olympics ever
the 'vote blue no matter who' is already becoming exhausting.
brace yourselves, it's a long time to go before election day on november 5th 2028.
consider saving some posts in advance.
brace yourselves, it's a long time to go before election day on november 5th 2028.
consider saving some posts in advance.
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
the 'vote blue no matter who' is already becoming exhausting.
brace yourselves, it's a long time to go before election day on november 5th 2028.
consider saving some posts in advance.
brace yourselves, it's a long time to go before election day on november 5th 2028.
consider saving some posts in advance.
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The Democrats are stupid enough to do it
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The Democrats are stupid enough to do it
Pitch a movie with just the actor & the director.
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Pitch a movie with just the actor & the director.
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The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
Spotlighting The World Factbook as We Bid a Fond Farewell
Somewhat devastating news today from the CIA: One of CIA’s oldest and most recognizable intelligence publications, The World Factbook, has sunset. There's not even a hint as to why they …
simonwillison.net
February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...
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Now before you criticize this for online clout let me remind you that if Chuck Schumer didn’t exist then uhhhhhhh oh sorry I drifted off into a reverie
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Now before you criticize this for online clout let me remind you that if Chuck Schumer didn’t exist then uhhhhhhh oh sorry I drifted off into a reverie
CURLING IS ON CURLING IS ON IT'S HAPPENING
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
CURLING IS ON CURLING IS ON IT'S HAPPENING
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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP CURLING IS HAPPENING
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP CURLING IS HAPPENING
prince andrew <to a creepo>: hey can you do what jeffrey epstein does?
a creepo: y'mean international finance?
prince andrew: i have to go now
a creepo: y'mean international finance?
prince andrew: i have to go now
February 4, 2026 at 12:40 PM
prince andrew <to a creepo>: hey can you do what jeffrey epstein does?
a creepo: y'mean international finance?
prince andrew: i have to go now
a creepo: y'mean international finance?
prince andrew: i have to go now
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The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out Of Denton
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out Of Denton
as usual i would like to profess my undying love for melinda gates and my wish to use her fortune for socialist purposes
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
as usual i would like to profess my undying love for melinda gates and my wish to use her fortune for socialist purposes
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when leftists are saying things like "fucking liberals" this is why
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
when leftists are saying things like "fucking liberals" this is why
i'm hanging my hat on trump's aspertame intake and its effect on all-cause mortality. 50 yrs of diet coke, c'mon do your thing.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
i'm hanging my hat on trump's aspertame intake and its effect on all-cause mortality. 50 yrs of diet coke, c'mon do your thing.
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It sounds wrong, but it's not.
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
It sounds wrong, but it's not.