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Magic the Gathering/EDH enthusiast, also big on RPGs and other games digital and analog, formerly SJWReaper at the Hellbirb.

In a Country Full of Charlie Kirks? Be A James T Kirk.

Bi. They/them. Nihilistic optimist.
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Okay, here's a few Con survival tips with #MCVegas coming up that will probably help newbies out. This is far from complete, but it is meant to cover the basics.

1) Have a comfortable backpack/messenger bag that you can fit everything in, plus swag that you pick up on the Con Floor (1/10).
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my elf my durge
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”

So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it

(H/T longtimehistory)
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Timeline cleanser. Goo goo cachoo.

Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2cgG5WF/
March 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Big thanks to the @aadl.org and @eli.aadl.org for putting on this event! I had a blast, and getting to talk with @scalzi.com is always wildly entertaining. Thanks everyone who came out!
Look out, Chris, he's behind you!

Thanks for the fun evening, @scalzi.com and @chriswarcraft.bsky.social -- and shout out to @aadl.org and @eli.aadl.org for getting these two goobers on stage!
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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i typed and deleted about 15 variants of this post but im just gonna say fuck you. no. im done voting if i have to keep voting for the lesser of two hitlers. you dont get to hold this country hostage and demand fealty because you'll only murder 95% of the brown ppl that your opponent wants to
Uhhh what the fuck daily show
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If I were Walz I would definitely mobilize the Minnesota national guard. I don't know how much more of a threat this could be?
This is so unhinged
January 29, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Walz seems pretty chill considering Venezuela was a decapitation strike
This is so unhinged
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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wip
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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They invaded a city with a force five times the size of the local police department, where the crime rates had been steadily declining, claiming to be restoring law and order, and killed two people in the process. If Biden did it in their town they would have been storming the US Capitol.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?

HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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As Greg points out, the Times thinks they're doing a dunk on Pretti, when actually they're providing evidence of *motive.* The ICE agents should be charged with Murder 1.
So the homicide was premeditated. Planned in advance. Agents knew they wanted to kill him, so they prepared for the opportunity and took it.

Thanks for helping NYT.
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Well on one hand, she’s a total ghoul who hates the queer community and loves Saudi money. On the other hand, she’s never had a competently written joke in her entire career.
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I've had the "proxies promote pub stomping" conversation twice this year already.

It's time to stop blaming proxies for shit pregame conversations.
Stop Blaming Proxies
YouTube video by PleasantKenobi
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.

It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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From me: Chuck Schumer's legislative demands for DHS funding are so narrow they almost mirror what ICE/CBP have just announced in Minneapolis. Just as Republicans were conceding the need to negotiate, Democrats pre-negotiated themselves into mush.
prospect.org/2026/01/29/c...
Democrats Determined to Squander Advantage on DHS Funding - The American Prospect
Democrats are succeeding in getting a showdown on new rules for immigration enforcement. But will those rules amount to anything?
prospect.org
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Absolutely disgusting to bring on this right-wing ghoul, @thedailyshow.com.
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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She is CONSTANTLY pushing anti-trans/anti-LGBTQ conspiracy theories. Here's one: www.out.com/celebs/whitn...
Whitney Cummings slammed for wild conspiracy about L.A. lesbian firefighters
The comedian made waves for saying that lesbians were recruiting within their "dating pool" for the LAFD.
www.out.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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And also: don't wait for ICE to arrive to start building unions of care.

There are already people who need support in your community. Organizing to help them now means that they'll be better able to help others in the future, and that the union of care will be ready if/when ICE arrives.
It's not just "stand up to ICE when you see them," it's building many vast networks of support and trust to
- create safe spaces
- protect schools
- get kids TO school
- check on neighbors
- deliver groceries
- help pay the rent
- let people know of danger
- feed the helpers, too!
- and on and on
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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And by "the theater," Tom Homan (paid by us) means the occupation (paid for by us) by state agents (armed & paid by us) of a state that annually sends $44 million more in taxes to DC than it gets back in federal support for the 5.8 million Americans who live there - or, as they might say, "us."
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?

HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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It's not an effective criticism of certain comparisons to suggest that, while the Third Reich shipped millions of Jews to places like Auschwitz (which is in Poland), we only arranged to send 238 Spanish speakers to a torture prison in El Salvador.
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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🚨 BREAKING News: 45-55: Senate blocks the House-approved 6-bill spending package with DHS funding through Sept. 30 to avert a partial government shutdown Friday at midnight. 60 votes were needed to advance it. | C-SPAN
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM