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None binary, left beef. That guy with all the dogs.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Top surgery will leave me without nipples so I am currently brainstorming ideas for the funniest tattoo ideas for nipple replacements

So far Im thinking like a sprinkle donut but my wife suggested coin slot
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Another one bites the dust.

Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.

They will use your writing to train AI.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me when students are mad at me
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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opening up exciting new frontiers in AI-related lawsuits

“ChatGPT got me audited”
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I think the barista gave me dairy milk instead of the coconut milk I asked for because I have never farted like this in my LIFE
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Today's mood is CRAB
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is 100% accurate to the teaching experience
"Welcome to remedial science 1-A.
My wife recently passed away.
I thought teaching might ease my loneliness."

"Will this be on the test?"

"No."
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Memaw’s fat cheesy naturals
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Someone gave this rotting pumpkin outside my work building a cigarette and boy if that isn't a representation of my mental state
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car

he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Trevor is on the Hand-Taxi tonight and he is Proud!
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I want dairy queen so gd bad
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You guys should know that seether is using the cool s as their latest logo
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM