dear ratboy
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None binary, left beef. That guy with all the dogs.
Why does my roomba keep trying to throw itself down the stairs
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Why does my roomba keep trying to throw itself down the stairs
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I've been proctoring an exam for the past 2 hours and I have to pee so fucking bad
a penguin is standing next to a cup of water with a straw .
ALT: a penguin is standing next to a cup of water with a straw .
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December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I've been proctoring an exam for the past 2 hours and I have to pee so fucking bad
It's that time of year again: the time where students that haven't been to class in months start asking me why their grades are so poor and ask me if they can make up missed assignments from months ago to which I say
bugs bunny is making a funny face with his mouth open and the words `` no '' written below him .
ALT: bugs bunny is making a funny face with his mouth open and the words `` no '' written below him .
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December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's that time of year again: the time where students that haven't been to class in months start asking me why their grades are so poor and ask me if they can make up missed assignments from months ago to which I say
Honestly wild that the only reason my mother stopped hitting/spanking us for "discipline" as kids is because our dog would snarl and bark at her if she tried to raise a hand to us.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Honestly wild that the only reason my mother stopped hitting/spanking us for "discipline" as kids is because our dog would snarl and bark at her if she tried to raise a hand to us.
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Great thread on why hepatitis B is such an issue and why the vaccine at birth was SO important.
Why do babies need the hepatitis B vaccine if they aren’t high-risk?
Short answer: Because hepatitis B is a tricky virus.
Longer answer: Continue reading ⬇️
🧵1/9 @kkjetelina.bsky.social @meganranney.bsky.social @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social @enirenberg.bsky.social
Short answer: Because hepatitis B is a tricky virus.
Longer answer: Continue reading ⬇️
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December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Great thread on why hepatitis B is such an issue and why the vaccine at birth was SO important.
Spicy dill pickle goldfish fucking rule
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spicy dill pickle goldfish fucking rule
Oprah's recent episode on estrangement triggered me so gd bad. None of the estranged parents are willing to reflect, but I can immediately tell why they were cut off.
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oprah's recent episode on estrangement triggered me so gd bad. None of the estranged parents are willing to reflect, but I can immediately tell why they were cut off.
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I was right he did need a top hat.
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I was right he did need a top hat.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
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Keep your Friendsgivings close, and your Enemiesgivings closer.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Keep your Friendsgivings close, and your Enemiesgivings closer.
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Top surgery will leave me without nipples so I am currently brainstorming ideas for the funniest tattoo ideas for nipple replacements
So far Im thinking like a sprinkle donut but my wife suggested coin slot
So far Im thinking like a sprinkle donut but my wife suggested coin slot
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Top surgery will leave me without nipples so I am currently brainstorming ideas for the funniest tattoo ideas for nipple replacements
So far Im thinking like a sprinkle donut but my wife suggested coin slot
So far Im thinking like a sprinkle donut but my wife suggested coin slot
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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Another one bites the dust.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Another one bites the dust.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
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