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You (idiot): Gorton and Denton
Me (genius, never lived in Manchester, picked this up from one person): They just call it Gorton there 😏 Denton is so posh people can say they don't live in Gorton
Me (genius, never lived in Manchester, picked this up from one person): They just call it Gorton there 😏 Denton is so posh people can say they don't live in Gorton
February 17, 2026 at 12:08 PM
You (idiot): Gorton and Denton
Me (genius, never lived in Manchester, picked this up from one person): They just call it Gorton there 😏 Denton is so posh people can say they don't live in Gorton
Me (genius, never lived in Manchester, picked this up from one person): They just call it Gorton there 😏 Denton is so posh people can say they don't live in Gorton
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This event is insane
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This event is insane
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I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!
Megabucks indie AA era incoming as a bunch of $10Bn games launch to zero people with recommended specs
this RAM crisis feels like it’s going to ruin consumer electronics over the next decade. Bloomberg reports that Sony is considering pushing the PS6 release to 2028 or even 2029 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
February 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Megabucks indie AA era incoming as a bunch of $10Bn games launch to zero people with recommended specs
It's giving /r/kitchencels
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It's giving /r/kitchencels
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Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.
Trying to empty the freezer to defrost it for the new owners of my house. Tonight, burgers and roast parsnips
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Trying to empty the freezer to defrost it for the new owners of my house. Tonight, burgers and roast parsnips
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Genuinely thought this was about the Lib Dems
I hope the piss crystals take out a Starlink satellite.
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Genuinely thought this was about the Lib Dems
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the CEO of BlueSky blocks exactly one account and this is it
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
the CEO of BlueSky blocks exactly one account and this is it
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I’m not normally that person but….
It’s really annoying that Democracy for Sale a has hardly been credited anywhere in last 24 hours for breaking story of Labour Together paying to spy on journalists *almost two weeks* ago
Hadn’t expected Tory press office to be the exception!
It’s really annoying that Democracy for Sale a has hardly been credited anywhere in last 24 hours for breaking story of Labour Together paying to spy on journalists *almost two weeks* ago
Hadn’t expected Tory press office to be the exception!
February 16, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I’m not normally that person but….
It’s really annoying that Democracy for Sale a has hardly been credited anywhere in last 24 hours for breaking story of Labour Together paying to spy on journalists *almost two weeks* ago
Hadn’t expected Tory press office to be the exception!
It’s really annoying that Democracy for Sale a has hardly been credited anywhere in last 24 hours for breaking story of Labour Together paying to spy on journalists *almost two weeks* ago
Hadn’t expected Tory press office to be the exception!
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While sudden cliff falls at Birling Gap (near my home town of Eastbourne) are no joke, I really love how much it looks like we’ve roused a grumpy, sleepy sea-wizard.
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 PM
While sudden cliff falls at Birling Gap (near my home town of Eastbourne) are no joke, I really love how much it looks like we’ve roused a grumpy, sleepy sea-wizard.
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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That's nice dear. How is school going? Have you been thinking about college?
Celsius is the scientist temperature measurement in that it’s the most conceptually coherent , Fahrenheit is the engineer temperature measurement in that it’s actually optimized to be useful for it’s main use case of communicating everyday temperatures.
February 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
That's nice dear. How is school going? Have you been thinking about college?
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If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.
‘It’s the most urgent public health issue’: Dr Rangan Chatterjee on screen time, mental health – and banning social media until 18
‘It’s the most urgent public health issue’: Dr Rangan Chatterjee on screen time, mental health – and banning social media until 18
The hit podcaster, author and former GP says a failure to regulate big tech is ‘failing a generation of children’. He explains why he quit the NHS and why he wants a ban on screen-based homework
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.
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Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
Found out they have a Bryn Mawr in Chicago, Illinois, USA but they don't have any hills
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Found out they have a Bryn Mawr in Chicago, Illinois, USA but they don't have any hills
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More than 60 children infected in north London measles outbreak
More than 60 children infected in north London measles outbreak
Cases reported in seven schools and a nursery in Enfield amid concern over low levels of MMR vaccination in capital
More than 60 children have been infected by a measles outbreak in north London, it has been reported.
Seven schools and a nursery in Enfield reported the cases, with some children treated in hospital, according to the Sunday Times. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
More than 60 children infected in north London measles outbreak
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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I have been cursed by a witch
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
October 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I have been cursed by a witch
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress
Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn
Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
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roses are red
colonialism is theft
colonialism is theft
February 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM
roses are red
colonialism is theft
colonialism is theft
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in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
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