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Keir Starmer was the model for centrists and popularists who insisted that moving right on issues, especially immigration, is how you win at politics.

Wonder if there will ever be any self-reflection here! Ah well nevertheless
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Never change, Bluesky
December 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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watching football @jonbois.bsky.social n
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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it’s a wicked world in all meridians; I’ll die a pagan.
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Dick sucking factory’s been closed almost 30 years now. Used to be able to earn an honest wage chugging all the cum you could. Keep hearing rumors that some Chinese guys are gonna open an ass eating plant here in town, but I ain’t holding my breath.
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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tapping the sign
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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it took the Tories 15 years of fucking everything up to obliterate their party. Keir Starmer did it in 18 months
so it happened - greens just met labour in the polling average
December 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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what did He mean by this?
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Not much, but I would say I am considerably less worried about the hereditary peers than I am about the ones who were given non-jobs for life as a payoff for burning their careers, or just to keep them amused and quiet. Which is about half of the ones appointed in the last decade.
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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this is all true but the corollary is how funny it is on an audio-only podcast like Boonta Vista when it becomes obvious that @aynrandy.boontavista.com is once again eating a giant plate of bolognese on video call with the other hosts purely from their incredulous reactions
Like every other podcast has an awkward segment where they say “if you’re watching on YouTube you’ll see [invariably a reaction that you can infer from the context]”, which is redundant for viewers & tells listeners (who are *way* more valuable for ad $) that they’re missing something. It’s dumb af
December 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Were you aware that the first (and only) OTC birth control pill made available in the United States is a progestin-only pill called Opill? Well, thanks to my embroidery you will never forget that fact.
Another finished piece on the books 🧶
December 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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>"cis" women on testosterone in "heterosexual" marriages.
you guys actually believe this shit? this is just trans without the pronouns
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Evermore give us this bread
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Absolutely this. Hunts are violent rural gangs that frequently literally ride roughshod over local communities. Trespassing, killing pets, blocking roads, causing damage, harassing & beating people up. I think that lawless bullying aspect is part of the fun for them.
This paints all rural communities as loving the Hunt when there are so many people who hate it. Rich farmers love it. The aristocracy loves it. I wish journalists would talk to other people in rural communities.
Sir Keir Starmer has been warned he has a long way to go to rebuild trust with rural communities as Boxing Day hunts meet in the shadow of a looming crackdown
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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he was so insistent about trying to tear open one particular package under the tree, i thought for sure someone had wrapped food of some kind. it was dog toys. he found and tried to open his own present. how did he know that. can he read?
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM