nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
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nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
· Jun 14
people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
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i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
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they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
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im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
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they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
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thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
hey psst hey kid wanna know a secret? it was me, i was Q all along
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
hey psst hey kid wanna know a secret? it was me, i was Q all along
mmyahthat happened to me too
[VR] This Big Ass Housewife Cums Over All The Time To Take Care Of My Housework, So When I Gave Her A Quickie With My Aphrodisiac-Slathered Cock And She Got So Horny That She Started Dripping Cum And Wouldn't Stop Cumming!
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
mmyahthat happened to me too
thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
direct action
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
direct action
i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
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i don’t ever want to hear again that the voters have failed the party
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i don’t ever want to hear again that the voters have failed the party
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Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football
they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
“i, state your name,”
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“i, state your name,”
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hello Walter, this is Nancy Pelosi,
Right now Donald Trump is standing outside my door with a knife, he says he needs my blood to usher the arrival of “Grlxarx the bone fucker”
will you please give me $100 so I can write the word ’puto’ on a piece of paper and slip it under the door to him
Right now Donald Trump is standing outside my door with a knife, he says he needs my blood to usher the arrival of “Grlxarx the bone fucker”
will you please give me $100 so I can write the word ’puto’ on a piece of paper and slip it under the door to him
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
hello Walter, this is Nancy Pelosi,
Right now Donald Trump is standing outside my door with a knife, he says he needs my blood to usher the arrival of “Grlxarx the bone fucker”
will you please give me $100 so I can write the word ’puto’ on a piece of paper and slip it under the door to him
Right now Donald Trump is standing outside my door with a knife, he says he needs my blood to usher the arrival of “Grlxarx the bone fucker”
will you please give me $100 so I can write the word ’puto’ on a piece of paper and slip it under the door to him
this is payback for luigi btw
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this is payback for luigi btw
oh definitely, the concern of course is what he was negotiating for
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
oh definitely, the concern of course is what he was negotiating for
peripheral vision is such an asshole
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
peripheral vision is such an asshole
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i'll repost this forever i'm so proud of it
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i'll repost this forever i'm so proud of it
my union sends out a seasonal print magazine and on the cover they’re inviting us join a zoom call but they printed the godawful 60-character encoded URL and i guess they expect everyone to just like type that bitch in or something. if you don’t want people to show up then just don’t do it at all
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
my union sends out a seasonal print magazine and on the cover they’re inviting us join a zoom call but they printed the godawful 60-character encoded URL and i guess they expect everyone to just like type that bitch in or something. if you don’t want people to show up then just don’t do it at all