nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | autumnal #bouncebois
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nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
· Jun 14
people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
counterpoint: who cares and also shut up
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
counterpoint: who cares and also shut up
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im about to skibidi toilet all over your face and personal property
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
im about to skibidi toilet all over your face and personal property
doom screenshot but replace the doomguy face with the nutsling
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
doom screenshot but replace the doomguy face with the nutsling
why can’t i get a GIF of the guy from Metalocalypse rolling his eyes and saying “ugh, the DUTCH”
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
why can’t i get a GIF of the guy from Metalocalypse rolling his eyes and saying “ugh, the DUTCH”
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If you are a moot of Wile E Peyote (@niceandinnocent), he has been suspended from here and doesn’t know why. He says to follow his IG if you’re there: www.instagram.com/b_rock_g
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you are a moot of Wile E Peyote (@niceandinnocent), he has been suspended from here and doesn’t know why. He says to follow his IG if you’re there: www.instagram.com/b_rock_g
im gonna play Epic Pinball tonight. i want to play that game. i played this game until 4AM one christmas morning when i was a teenager and its one of Those Things for me at this time of year and i would like to play it again. i will play it soon, and by that i mean tonight; momentarily.
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
im gonna play Epic Pinball tonight. i want to play that game. i played this game until 4AM one christmas morning when i was a teenager and its one of Those Things for me at this time of year and i would like to play it again. i will play it soon, and by that i mean tonight; momentarily.
no stop following me
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
no stop following me
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes BPD hoes
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes BPD hoes
hey guys mark cuban will be here tomorrow you can yell at him then
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
hey guys mark cuban will be here tomorrow you can yell at him then
merry christmas, dads m.youtube.com/watch?v=83RC...
Makko - Kauansittenbetlehem
YouTube video by ReclusiveLemming
m.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
merry christmas, dads m.youtube.com/watch?v=83RC...
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i would fuck five hundred guys
and i would fuck five hundred more
just to be the guy who fucked a thousand guys and then went back for more
la la la (la la la)
la la la (la la la)
and i would fuck five hundred more
just to be the guy who fucked a thousand guys and then went back for more
la la la (la la la)
la la la (la la la)
August 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
i would fuck five hundred guys
and i would fuck five hundred more
just to be the guy who fucked a thousand guys and then went back for more
la la la (la la la)
la la la (la la la)
and i would fuck five hundred more
just to be the guy who fucked a thousand guys and then went back for more
la la la (la la la)
la la la (la la la)
i hate it here why did you make me come here
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i hate it here why did you make me come here
can you put being a vampire on pause until 2026 my friend
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
can you put being a vampire on pause until 2026 my friend
girl look at you in the book shop with your decimal all dewey
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
girl look at you in the book shop with your decimal all dewey
Sent From My Refractory Period
im so confused by the epstein thing because to hear people talk about it he was getting honked off upwards of six times a day where does this motherfucker even have time to send all these emails and care about israel
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sent From My Refractory Period
im so confused by the epstein thing because to hear people talk about it he was getting honked off upwards of six times a day where does this motherfucker even have time to send all these emails and care about israel
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im so confused by the epstein thing because to hear people talk about it he was getting honked off upwards of six times a day where does this motherfucker even have time to send all these emails and care about israel
pre-gaming christmas by ordering all the shit i wanted that i knew i wouldn’t get and opening it today
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
pre-gaming christmas by ordering all the shit i wanted that i knew i wouldn’t get and opening it today
cheapo emulation handheld R36S for <$10 shipped: www.aliexpress.us/item/3256810...
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
cheapo emulation handheld R36S for <$10 shipped: www.aliexpress.us/item/3256810...
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
the milano is the basic bitch white girl of chocolate cookies
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
the milano is the basic bitch white girl of chocolate cookies
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black metal band named “bipartisans”
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
black metal band named “bipartisans”
i hadn’t heard it in years because that cover version had taken it over but for whatever reason the 24/7 christmas station i am exposed to had put the Wham! original back in rotation and it is in fact way better
posting for all the communists into public gay sex www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gm...
Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video)
YouTube video by WhamVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
i hadn’t heard it in years because that cover version had taken it over but for whatever reason the 24/7 christmas station i am exposed to had put the Wham! original back in rotation and it is in fact way better
ohh no shit
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
ohh no shit