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nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | canceled for no pants
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people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
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the CEO of BlueSky blocks exactly one account and this is it
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
one time i ate spicy noodles too fast and my lungs inflamed so badly i could only take 1/16th breaths and i swear i almost died, still finished the noodles though
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
this account is starting to prove that it doesn’t matter all that much if your pfp is censored
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
the CEO of BlueSky blocks exactly one account and this is it
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
ai won't be replacing posting any time soon
February 16, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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I think… I think I may have done something really bad
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
“what is castlevania” is the funniest possible dumb idiot reply and its in here multiple times
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 AM
i left tech work because it was unfulfilling and hollow and always a net harm to everyone who interacts with it, from the architects, the users, to the subjects of its output. it was hard to walk away from because the promise of a better future is always there

so this is extremely vindicating to me
Token Anxiety

i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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i haven't followed the hardwarepocalypse very closely but i saw now even HDD stock for the year is practically gobbled up by AI tech firms. a friend of mine commented, "we basically won't have computers this year" 1/
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 AM
i haven't followed the hardwarepocalypse very closely but i saw now even HDD stock for the year is practically gobbled up by AI tech firms. a friend of mine commented, "we basically won't have computers this year" 1/
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 AM
someone gave me a gaming pc for free today
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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I need one of these.
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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You ever work late so you don't have to work now?
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
literally advertising
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
i watched the pedophile halftime show, i don’t know anyone one it except for rock who was only there for half of a song also there were less than a hundred people in attendance
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
is there anything in this world more annoying than a youtuber crying about youtube bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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not everyone knows this but there is a thirteenth man; he’s in the twelfth man’s ass
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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i cant look at anything its all footballs
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
i cant look at anything its all footballs
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
not everyone knows this but there is a thirteenth man; he’s in the twelfth man’s ass
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
just start making absurd photos like bin laden and trump shaking hands and giving thumbs up and say it came from the epstein files fuck it why not
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
walked into the office and marched directly into the bathroom to vacate my ass
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
its almost time for pollen season, or as i like to call it, natures bukkake
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM