nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of three beautiful girls | mil-spec tactical himbo | i write about the intersection of politics and my butthole | the CEO of Bluesky blocks exactly one account and this is it | autumnal #bouncebois
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nutsling
@nutsling.bsky.social
· Jun 14
people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
setting aside the rest of this, take comfort knowing the military contractor RW is aware that they have their own woke faction (MAGA conspiracy racist dipshits) and they also hate it
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
setting aside the rest of this, take comfort knowing the military contractor RW is aware that they have their own woke faction (MAGA conspiracy racist dipshits) and they also hate it
cool!
My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
cool!
literally every single time someone with a beating heart comes out of one of these places they are shook for life and share fresh new horrors but generally confirming what everyone already knows was probably going on in there and you still can’t get it on national television
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
literally every single time someone with a beating heart comes out of one of these places they are shook for life and share fresh new horrors but generally confirming what everyone already knows was probably going on in there and you still can’t get it on national television
a lot of people get lost in making music, you can spend a million dollars on fancy plugins and virtual instruments and other supplemental tools and tutorials and never once produce anything worth listening to ask me how i know
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
a lot of people get lost in making music, you can spend a million dollars on fancy plugins and virtual instruments and other supplemental tools and tutorials and never once produce anything worth listening to ask me how i know
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HI SANDY
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
HI SANDY
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
just walked simply into mordor some said it couldn’t be done
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
just walked simply into mordor some said it couldn’t be done
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
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i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
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they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
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im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
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they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
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thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
hey psst hey kid wanna know a secret? it was me, i was Q all along
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
hey psst hey kid wanna know a secret? it was me, i was Q all along
mmyahthat happened to me too
[VR] This Big Ass Housewife Cums Over All The Time To Take Care Of My Housework, So When I Gave Her A Quickie With My Aphrodisiac-Slathered Cock And She Got So Horny That She Started Dripping Cum And Wouldn't Stop Cumming!
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
mmyahthat happened to me too
thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers
direct action
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
direct action
i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today
they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits
im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails
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i don’t ever want to hear again that the voters have failed the party
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i don’t ever want to hear again that the voters have failed the party
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Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football
they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
“i, state your name,”
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“i, state your name,”