Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
@geekpie.bsky.social
🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
i’m a lot smaller than I look
no gods no masters
birbs
LOTR
graveyards
scottish
long covid/chronic illness
audhd
she/her/they btw
Bello Cara Mo stór Cara
i’m a lot smaller than I look
no gods no masters
birbs
LOTR
graveyards
scottish
long covid/chronic illness
audhd
she/her/they btw
Bello Cara Mo stór Cara
Pinned
hexing anyone that even looks at me funny from now on
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
hexing anyone that even looks at me funny from now on
why is putting on a hoodie such a massively comforting act
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
why is putting on a hoodie such a massively comforting act
the same curling match is on both channels great fucking work bbc ffs
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the same curling match is on both channels great fucking work bbc ffs
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
Pancakes are just Tory flatbreads
February 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Pancakes are just Tory flatbreads
advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
advertise your account with a gif
sorry about that grumpy post I haven’t eaten enough and I was hangry
February 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
sorry about that grumpy post I haven’t eaten enough and I was hangry
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
ASLEF: Hey babes how much extra will you pay us to drive the death camp trains
Reform have said they are going to get rid of the Equalities Act and the Human Rights Act. Obviously every single charity working with humans, every union, and every employer should object to such proposals.
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
ASLEF: Hey babes how much extra will you pay us to drive the death camp trains
and society think I’m a problem for getting £400 quid a month to live on
February 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
and society think I’m a problem for getting £400 quid a month to live on
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
Found a train station named after your dad in Toronto
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Found a train station named after your dad in Toronto
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Why would you only give your kids one pancake topping anyway? Give them loads. Just in case.
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
Libs: *give cis gays their cutesy pretendy marriage that actually functions differently to het marriage so as not to upset the church in any way*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Btw the fact they’ve started using “LGBTQ” as a nasty euphemism for gay and not just trans now probably suggests that that blissful period where lib gays really believed the moneyed straights wanted to be their pals is over
February 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Libs: *give cis gays their cutesy pretendy marriage that actually functions differently to het marriage so as not to upset the church in any way*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Cis gays: *entirely give up the struggle, condemn everyone else in the rainbow, accept pats from master*
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
If you get labelled Rude you are banished to the Rudebox and most defeat Robbie Williams to escape
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If you get labelled Rude you are banished to the Rudebox and most defeat Robbie Williams to escape
took this amazing photo where it looks like he’s howling to his ancestors but he’s actually eating a chew that stinks and it’s stuck in his teeth
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
took this amazing photo where it looks like he’s howling to his ancestors but he’s actually eating a chew that stinks and it’s stuck in his teeth
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
I absolutely refuse to believe that the pheasant who regularly visits my mum and dad’s garden is real and has not in fact been crocheted.
April 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I absolutely refuse to believe that the pheasant who regularly visits my mum and dad’s garden is real and has not in fact been crocheted.
crap I overthought having a tongue and now it’s weird having a tongue that just comes out of your mouth all muscly and stuff and wtaf
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
crap I overthought having a tongue and now it’s weird having a tongue that just comes out of your mouth all muscly and stuff and wtaf
continuing work on this weird thing I’m doing for my friends
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
continuing work on this weird thing I’m doing for my friends
all the ice skaters giving each other massive hugs is so wholesome more men should cry
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
all the ice skaters giving each other massive hugs is so wholesome more men should cry
5+ years up here and honestly hearing a doctor tell me I have adhd and autism has been the most helpful thing that’s ever happened to me but I am learning very quickly that opinions are generally awful and completely uneducated but the disrespect we are shown as a community is sickening
Patients were forced to go private at great personal cost because NHS assessments for ADHD have waitlists up to 8 years long. And now, despite having those diagnoses, GPs are just refusing to give people meds they need for a diagnosis they have because... fuck you, that's why.
Cool!
Cool!
Henry Shelford, chief executive of charity ADHD UK: it is "hateful and cruel how badly the overall NHS treats people with ADHD”.
February 17, 2026 at 11:36 AM
5+ years up here and honestly hearing a doctor tell me I have adhd and autism has been the most helpful thing that’s ever happened to me but I am learning very quickly that opinions are generally awful and completely uneducated but the disrespect we are shown as a community is sickening
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
Debate me
February 17, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Debate me
Reposted by Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓
forgot to take my mascara off last night and look particularly unhinged so I thought I’d share it with you all
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 AM
forgot to take my mascara off last night and look particularly unhinged so I thought I’d share it with you all
birds are singing, the air is clean and bright and the sky is blue aka FUCK YEAH
February 17, 2026 at 10:29 AM
birds are singing, the air is clean and bright and the sky is blue aka FUCK YEAH
sunshine to feel the warmth of our nearest star whilst muddling through the horrors
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
sunshine to feel the warmth of our nearest star whilst muddling through the horrors
MY TIME HAS COME
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 AM
MY TIME HAS COME