shmoo
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what do you even do in descriptions anymore
what do you even do in descriptions anymore
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Posting “Recession indicator” under every news story I see and learning what it means by which ones get the most likes.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Posting “Recession indicator” under every news story I see and learning what it means by which ones get the most likes.
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better call saul has shown me that life doesn’t stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me
July 13, 2023 at 12:23 AM
better call saul has shown me that life doesn’t stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
lol @ #5. succinctly explains how he could even type like this
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
lol @ #5. succinctly explains how he could even type like this
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FROM: jeesmartfridge@gmail.com
TO: adersh@lawboy.com
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
TO: adersh@lawboy.com
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
FROM: jeesmartfridge@gmail.com
TO: adersh@lawboy.com
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
TO: adersh@lawboy.com
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??
yea plx dont email my fridge address
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
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It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.
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one of the weirdest things that people believe on a website where the collective mood changes every thirty-six hours is that events completely unknown to 60% of the population, where 90% have the facts wrong, will have persistent effects eighteen months later
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
one of the weirdest things that people believe on a website where the collective mood changes every thirty-six hours is that events completely unknown to 60% of the population, where 90% have the facts wrong, will have persistent effects eighteen months later
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 10,1948
November 10,1948
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 10,1948
November 10,1948
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dreamt my phone had thousands of photos of goth chappell roan and they all had shake hastily thrown onto them
June 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
dreamt my phone had thousands of photos of goth chappell roan and they all had shake hastily thrown onto them
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one reason i like to recommend On Cinema to people is that the Trial of Tim Heidecker is a monumental achievement in comedy, and this guy was a big reason why
We are very sorry to hear of the passing of Curtis Webster who played the incredibly patient, just, and fair Judge Szymczyk in The Trial of Tim Heidecker.
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
one reason i like to recommend On Cinema to people is that the Trial of Tim Heidecker is a monumental achievement in comedy, and this guy was a big reason why
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thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson
Jefferson is the most frustrating founding father lol He was such a piece of shit, but he was also right A LOT.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson
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Those feels when your post doesn’t immediately go viral and you remind yourself that Van Gogh was not appreciated in his lifetime either
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Those feels when your post doesn’t immediately go viral and you remind yourself that Van Gogh was not appreciated in his lifetime either
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I feel better about this than the person below him who said "another ferret"
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I feel better about this than the person below him who said "another ferret"
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average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
average bluesky poster
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this is a hot take but charlie deserved to get shot like that, after what he did to his brother's finger
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
this is a hot take but charlie deserved to get shot like that, after what he did to his brother's finger
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George Perez #92: Teen Titans
(Halloween theme)
(Halloween theme)
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
George Perez #92: Teen Titans
(Halloween theme)
(Halloween theme)
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 29,1945
October 29,1945
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 29,1945
October 29,1945
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