Really Good Opinion Haver
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My job is sighing at the computer all day and my hobby is switching off the lights in vacant rooms.
FLX, NY, USA, 🌎
FLX, NY, USA, 🌎
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every time people do this the white house social media manager jerks off to the attention
Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
every time people do this the white house social media manager jerks off to the attention
A lot of really upset people wildly misinterpreted their Christmas wraith purchases.
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A lot of really upset people wildly misinterpreted their Christmas wraith purchases.
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Celebrating what would have been my friend Steve's 45th birthday by doing what he loved most: taking a dump at Home Depot.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Celebrating what would have been my friend Steve's 45th birthday by doing what he loved most: taking a dump at Home Depot.
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Commas are the parsley, in the teeth of my posts
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Commas are the parsley, in the teeth of my posts
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6-year-old just told me her stuffed guinea pig “has a podcast.” ??
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
6-year-old just told me her stuffed guinea pig “has a podcast.” ??
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I wish the internet wouldn't downplay the simplicity of a colon cleanse and just tell you up front it takes more than one box of q-tips.
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I wish the internet wouldn't downplay the simplicity of a colon cleanse and just tell you up front it takes more than one box of q-tips.
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has anyone Photoshopped a Portland frog protester graciously offering a can of Pepsi to an ICE officer yet?
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
has anyone Photoshopped a Portland frog protester graciously offering a can of Pepsi to an ICE officer yet?
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This day in history. 1780. John Hancock was elected the first governor of Massachusetts having campaigned with his signature flamboyance.
October 25, 2023 at 9:34 AM
This day in history. 1780. John Hancock was elected the first governor of Massachusetts having campaigned with his signature flamboyance.
Ooh, ground drugs!
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ooh, ground drugs!
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Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.
October 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.
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when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules
Deborah and Debra agree that hand-outs are the problem.
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Deborah and Debra agree that hand-outs are the problem.
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I've said it before but the main reason why democracy is the superior system is that, while the average person is a moron, the average elite is even more moronic
October 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've said it before but the main reason why democracy is the superior system is that, while the average person is a moron, the average elite is even more moronic
Scrolling through my likes, smugly chuckling and bathing in my obvious good taste.
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Scrolling through my likes, smugly chuckling and bathing in my obvious good taste.
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if you just watch this over and over it has the same effect of watching the news lately
"So Do" Dennis reads a speech written by Charlie -Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
YouTube video by Joe A
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September 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
if you just watch this over and over it has the same effect of watching the news lately
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Best movie disguise?
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Best movie disguise?
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You can never leave Costco with just one of anything.
September 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You can never leave Costco with just one of anything.
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When blonde Argentine kids visit the abuelos.
September 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When blonde Argentine kids visit the abuelos.
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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So just how small was Elton John’s ‘Tiny dancer’? We talkin dwarf-sized or fit in your pocket? At some point it gets kinda weird.
September 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So just how small was Elton John’s ‘Tiny dancer’? We talkin dwarf-sized or fit in your pocket? At some point it gets kinda weird.
Well I’ve just had it with backseat drivers!
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well I’ve just had it with backseat drivers!
The Wrong Takes Index is on a tear this week.
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The Wrong Takes Index is on a tear this week.
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Thinking about taking this random sidewalk pill just to feel something.
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thinking about taking this random sidewalk pill just to feel something.
The defining characteristic of the baby boomer generation is adding *at least* 2 spaces after a period. In a text message.
September 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The defining characteristic of the baby boomer generation is adding *at least* 2 spaces after a period. In a text message.