Shadowtalon𓅓
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Shadowtalon𓅓
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look i think if your bomb ends up being uxo in lebanon it belongs to lebanon now
Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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"I'm so horny!" She exclaimed, keratin and bone suddenly erupting from her skull, ruining another hat
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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i actually think it's nice the man who made an iconic scene possible is finally getting some recognition
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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How your kids treat you after 18 is a performance review
Just a quiet, sad little PSA.

If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’

They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.

It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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One sign that your brain is super good is when your doctors keep giving you cognitive tests
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Don't you own an online gaming storefront? If you thought this was actually a good idea you would pack Epic Games with unlabled AI slop instead of telling Steam to do it.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 5d
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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how to draw a shark

1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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This gave me what I craved, the flavor of Shaq
“Wow it really tastes like Shaq!”
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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yeah AI Ben Garrison is incredible
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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tbf I think the fact that execs and managers are infinitely less accountable in the immediate because they've built insane amounts of institutional trust to get to where they are explains this.

It's not that frontline staff can't use AI, its that if THEY do it and it fucks up, they'll get fired lol
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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lol I went to friend.com and it's too on the nose
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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he's running for congress right now
This is kind of the opposite of the villain Skinhead from the Spiderman comics, a self-loathing Jew who became a sentient transforming mass of flesh after accidentally coating himself in super-acid Peter had made. Before he transformed he'd carved a swastika into his face and everything.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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today at my local hobby meet one of the guys posts in our group chat “bringing over a new friend of mine, I’d love to your all to meet her : )” and I get here and this is what I see
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Reminder that all the "pardons" granted to Jan6ers whose convictions were still pending were auto-pen pardons.
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”

He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.

(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM