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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
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· Dec 27
Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.
Wonderful combination of posts here from @onedishwasher.bsky.social @jas155.bsky.social and @tiny.baby. Great teamwork. 💩
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Wonderful combination of posts here from @onedishwasher.bsky.social @jas155.bsky.social and @tiny.baby. Great teamwork. 💩
Tonight I watched our local high school girls soccer team play in the state finals. Great game. They lost an absolute heartbreaker in extra time. Was so much fun to be there. Kids cared and played REALLY hard, but also were clearly having fun and soaking it all in. That’s how it’s supposed to be.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tonight I watched our local high school girls soccer team play in the state finals. Great game. They lost an absolute heartbreaker in extra time. Was so much fun to be there. Kids cared and played REALLY hard, but also were clearly having fun and soaking it all in. That’s how it’s supposed to be.
My father-in-law shoulda sent this back with a note that just said:
*You’re
*You’re
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My father-in-law shoulda sent this back with a note that just said:
*You’re
*You’re
Me: (sliding pancakes onto my daughter’s plate)
Her: “No bacon?”
Me: 😶
Her: “Do we not have any, or is it that you just don’t love me?”
Her: “No bacon?”
Me: 😶
Her: “Do we not have any, or is it that you just don’t love me?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me: (sliding pancakes onto my daughter’s plate)
Her: “No bacon?”
Me: 😶
Her: “Do we not have any, or is it that you just don’t love me?”
Her: “No bacon?”
Me: 😶
Her: “Do we not have any, or is it that you just don’t love me?”
At a glance this makes it look like our boys have a tough matchup against a mega-powerful insurance company, which would fit right along side all the other major wars our country has fought. Go team!
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
At a glance this makes it look like our boys have a tough matchup against a mega-powerful insurance company, which would fit right along side all the other major wars our country has fought. Go team!
This warning implies that the bears are specifically seeking out Americans to maul, and I honestly can’t blame them.
Beware the bears is the grizzly warning from the U.S. embassy to Americans living in Japan after a spate of attacks in recent months.
A grizzly warning to Americans: Beware bear attacks in Japan
“Bear sightings and attacks have increased in parts of Japan, especially in municipalities close to or adjacent to populated zones,” the U.S. Embassy said in a wildlife alert.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This warning implies that the bears are specifically seeking out Americans to maul, and I honestly can’t blame them.
There are many, many, MANY enjoyable videos to watch on the internet, but this one…this one right here is The Best of What’s Around.
Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
There are many, many, MANY enjoyable videos to watch on the internet, but this one…this one right here is The Best of What’s Around.
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get their ass king
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
get their ass king
“You’re not wearing that, are you?” used to be something I would only occasionally (but exclusively) hear from my wife, but more recently these kind of verbal daggers tend to come from my daughters. 💀
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“You’re not wearing that, are you?” used to be something I would only occasionally (but exclusively) hear from my wife, but more recently these kind of verbal daggers tend to come from my daughters. 💀
I was watching this without sound and saying things to myself like “it’s ok buddy” and “just hang on buddy” and then I listened and that’s exactly what the audio said too!
A harbor seal narrowly escaped a group of orcas by climbing aboard a boat rented by amateur wildlife photographer Charvet Drucker off Camano Island in Washington.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was watching this without sound and saying things to myself like “it’s ok buddy” and “just hang on buddy” and then I listened and that’s exactly what the audio said too!
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
I’m starting to see some “I regret voting for Trump” videos in my feed and I would just like to say that each one of them reminds me of the last half hour of The Fly. Just a bunch of grotesque consequences.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m starting to see some “I regret voting for Trump” videos in my feed and I would just like to say that each one of them reminds me of the last half hour of The Fly. Just a bunch of grotesque consequences.
Folks, it is 🍂BIG PILE SZN🍂 and we will not rest until each one is sniffed.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Folks, it is 🍂BIG PILE SZN🍂 and we will not rest until each one is sniffed.
This is Dad Job encroachment. Let us teach these things like we’re designed to, naturally.
Happy holidays: AI-enabled toys teach kids how to play with fire, sharp objects
Happy holidays: AI-enabled toys teach kids how to play with fire, sharp objects
Consumer advocacy researchers at PIRG tested four AI toys, and none of them passed muster
Picture the scene: It's Christmas morning and your child is happily chatting with the AI-enabled teddy bear you got them when you hear it telling them about sexual kinks, where to find the knives, and how to light matches. This is not a hypothetical scenario. …
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This is Dad Job encroachment. Let us teach these things like we’re designed to, naturally.
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November, 1936:
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
November, 1936:
Here’s a very important photo I took of our cat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Here’s a very important photo I took of our cat.
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a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling
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One of my daughter’s friends got her driver’s permit today. I’ve known this girl since she was a kindergartener. Total sweetheart. I am friends with her parents. I coached her in two sports. And let me tell you people: NO ONE IS SAFE. STAY OFF THE ROADS FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, FOREVER.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One of my daughter’s friends got her driver’s permit today. I’ve known this girl since she was a kindergartener. Total sweetheart. I am friends with her parents. I coached her in two sports. And let me tell you people: NO ONE IS SAFE. STAY OFF THE ROADS FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, FOREVER.
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
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can you be more specific
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
can you be more specific
A woodchipper with a “the care of trees” slogan is the equivalent of a sketchy white van with a “free candy” sign on it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A woodchipper with a “the care of trees” slogan is the equivalent of a sketchy white van with a “free candy” sign on it.