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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
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· Dec 27
Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.
This is how a square of toilet paper tells you you’re gonna need another square.
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This is how a square of toilet paper tells you you’re gonna need another square.
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in honor of this, I am reissuing my take from last WBC:
the teams should have names. Team Great Britain? Nah. The Great Britain Bangers (or something). Please submit suggestions
the teams should have names. Team Great Britain? Nah. The Great Britain Bangers (or something). Please submit suggestions
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
in honor of this, I am reissuing my take from last WBC:
the teams should have names. Team Great Britain? Nah. The Great Britain Bangers (or something). Please submit suggestions
the teams should have names. Team Great Britain? Nah. The Great Britain Bangers (or something). Please submit suggestions
I played HS baseball in Japan. Our games were double-headers. I got tossed from Game 1 for swearing (loudly). My Dad traveled back via half-day flight from a business trip in Bahrain, then 2+ hours by car to get to my game. He arrived by Game 2 and my coach benched me for getting tossed in Game 1.
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I played HS baseball in Japan. Our games were double-headers. I got tossed from Game 1 for swearing (loudly). My Dad traveled back via half-day flight from a business trip in Bahrain, then 2+ hours by car to get to my game. He arrived by Game 2 and my coach benched me for getting tossed in Game 1.
Hate this “return to office” bullshit. Co-workers just get in the way tbh.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Hate this “return to office” bullshit. Co-workers just get in the way tbh.
That’s a chicken tender in a food fight.
day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
That’s a chicken tender in a food fight.
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Thank you for that helpful addendum, graffitist No. 2.
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Thank you for that helpful addendum, graffitist No. 2.
our dog has seen the suitcase packing happening in my oldest daughter’s room and now there’s just too much sadness
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
our dog has seen the suitcase packing happening in my oldest daughter’s room and now there’s just too much sadness
Do you guys have a shoe under a rug in your kitchen? No? Oh, well I do.
January 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Do you guys have a shoe under a rug in your kitchen? No? Oh, well I do.
It knows when you’re not wearing shoes.
Here's everything I know so far about the Lego Smart Brick, which the company claims is the biggest thing to happen to Lego since 1978:
www.theverge.com/tech/854556/...
www.theverge.com/tech/854556/...
Lego announces Smart Brick, the ‘most significant evolution’ in 50 years
Starting with Lego Star Wars.
www.theverge.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
It knows when you’re not wearing shoes.
Yes, because 8th Graders are famously much more mature than 7th Graders. Particularly the boys. Not a single bad or immature apple in the whole bunch.
Last year I wrote about how strange it is that Apple rates Grok as appropriate for kids 12+ in the App Store. I checked this morning in the wake of Grok's CSAM/nudification scandals and can report that ... Apple now rates Grok as appropriate for kids 13+.
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Yes, because 8th Graders are famously much more mature than 7th Graders. Particularly the boys. Not a single bad or immature apple in the whole bunch.
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
It’s impossible not think that this could happen to my daughters one day. Or to women and girls that you love.
It’s heinous technology that is being weaponized by the worst people on the planet, and the President of the United States had dinner with its creator two nights ago.
It’s heinous technology that is being weaponized by the worst people on the planet, and the President of the United States had dinner with its creator two nights ago.
One example of how Grok is being used to target women. Swedish Deputy Prime Minister Ebba Busch being sexualised, degraded, and humiliated step-by-step by Grok. All the images accurately reflect the prompts provided.
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It’s impossible not think that this could happen to my daughters one day. Or to women and girls that you love.
It’s heinous technology that is being weaponized by the worst people on the planet, and the President of the United States had dinner with its creator two nights ago.
It’s heinous technology that is being weaponized by the worst people on the planet, and the President of the United States had dinner with its creator two nights ago.
This idea could be more popular and impactful than a child tax credit:
we need a hangover day for parent recovery after the holidays, nobody should have to do work until they've had a day of peace and quiet at home
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This idea could be more popular and impactful than a child tax credit:
In brighter news, Good Clementine SZN is upon us.
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
In brighter news, Good Clementine SZN is upon us.
My favorite recent Microsoft functionality advancement is that they somehow made scheduling meetings even harder? And you can forget rescheduling a meeting with efffciency. That’s just crazy talk.
Teams: Broken to the point of being as much a meme as the McDonald's shake machine
Outlook: Do you want to open this thing you had open before? I'll only ask once if you click this checkbox! (I've clicked the checkbox to make this always happen like 20 times now.)
Microsoft: Here's more CoPilot!!!
Outlook: Do you want to open this thing you had open before? I'll only ask once if you click this checkbox! (I've clicked the checkbox to make this always happen like 20 times now.)
Microsoft: Here's more CoPilot!!!
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My favorite recent Microsoft functionality advancement is that they somehow made scheduling meetings even harder? And you can forget rescheduling a meeting with efffciency. That’s just crazy talk.
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washed right up on the beach nearby
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
washed right up on the beach nearby
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Fox News will be talking about this like they just captured Bin Laden.
ST PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Tim Walz, Democrats' 2024 vice presidential candidate, says he will not run for a third term as Minnesota governor.
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Fox News will be talking about this like they just captured Bin Laden.
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First day back to work:
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
First day back to work:
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Back to work (sort of) and let’s attack the day buddies
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Back to work (sort of) and let’s attack the day buddies
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how your first email after the new year finds me
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
how your first email after the new year finds me
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I’m a guy from the Rocket Money ads who didn’t know he had three (3) DoorDash accounts. And you better believe I vote
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m a guy from the Rocket Money ads who didn’t know he had three (3) DoorDash accounts. And you better believe I vote
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Avoiding my geopolitical anxiety by reading the Harvard Magazine obits, and damn this issue starts off with a banger
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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