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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
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· Dec 27
Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.
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however you can, try to live with love and joy. fascists hate that.
January 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
however you can, try to live with love and joy. fascists hate that.
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4. telling my daughter "I wish I could take the stress you feel, and the weight on your shoulders, and put it in a backpack and carry it for you." it doesn't always make things better, but this time it did.
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
4. telling my daughter "I wish I could take the stress you feel, and the weight on your shoulders, and put it in a backpack and carry it for you." it doesn't always make things better, but this time it did.
When you ask your Mom, Hillary, if she thinks your Dad will eventually be featured prominently in the Epstein files:
lol Chelsea
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
When you ask your Mom, Hillary, if she thinks your Dad will eventually be featured prominently in the Epstein files:
Youngest had friends over the other night and they were playing a version of spoons where some of the spoons were on the table with the cards, but others were hidden around our basement. I’ve been finding them for several days.
January 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Youngest had friends over the other night and they were playing a version of spoons where some of the spoons were on the table with the cards, but others were hidden around our basement. I’ve been finding them for several days.
Only thing I know for sure is that the two mates in this video will be friends forever.
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Only thing I know for sure is that the two mates in this video will be friends forever.
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Texting like a silver flame
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Texting like a silver flame
I like to fight spam in Bananarama Voice.
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I like to fight spam in Bananarama Voice.
Perhaps the clearest sign yet that The Kids Are Alright…
Youngest kid seems to have found a toy whistle somewhere and wandering around the house blowing it. Honestly, good for them. Kid is going to be elite.
January 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Perhaps the clearest sign yet that The Kids Are Alright…
The 2 worst teams in the NFL should be forced to play each other on the weekend before the Super Bowl. Winner gets the # 1 draft pick. Loser has to change their name to The Sparkles for the next season. Game should kickoff at midnight and the broadcast crew should be all female and very drunk.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The 2 worst teams in the NFL should be forced to play each other on the weekend before the Super Bowl. Winner gets the # 1 draft pick. Loser has to change their name to The Sparkles for the next season. Game should kickoff at midnight and the broadcast crew should be all female and very drunk.
Once or twice a year we should have nationwide watch-alongs where all major networks simulcast the same movie as if it were a state of the union address, but it’s actually good and designed to unite.
First up: Best In Show
First up: Best In Show
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Once or twice a year we should have nationwide watch-alongs where all major networks simulcast the same movie as if it were a state of the union address, but it’s actually good and designed to unite.
First up: Best In Show
First up: Best In Show
I used to coach my daughter’s goofy rec basketball team from kindergarten to 8th Grade. In our final season, our best player got the ball on the low block while I was playing “center” in practice. She backed me down, lowered her shoulder, spun and easily scored. Never more obvious that I was done.
As dad with older kids, it’s my duty to tell you: your times of athletic superiority are nearing the end.
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I used to coach my daughter’s goofy rec basketball team from kindergarten to 8th Grade. In our final season, our best player got the ball on the low block while I was playing “center” in practice. She backed me down, lowered her shoulder, spun and easily scored. Never more obvious that I was done.
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Shut the fuck up and do it!
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Shut the fuck up and do it!
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I just hope when you die they show you your stats so I can see what my percentage was for getting the usb plug in the right way up
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I just hope when you die they show you your stats so I can see what my percentage was for getting the usb plug in the right way up
If a buddy innocently texted me a funny typo like “congragulations” it would be friend group lore forever. If our friend group knew that one of our buddies not-so-innocently ran a global pedophile ring, we would not be buddies. In fact, we would have beaten him with hammers.
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
If a buddy innocently texted me a funny typo like “congragulations” it would be friend group lore forever. If our friend group knew that one of our buddies not-so-innocently ran a global pedophile ring, we would not be buddies. In fact, we would have beaten him with hammers.
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Good morning. I would like one very cold walk please.
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Good morning. I would like one very cold walk please.
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Can't wait to get rid of my dumb kids. So I can go have sex in your island with some other kids. Merry Christmas. I am the richest man on Earth and will host SNL.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Can't wait to get rid of my dumb kids. So I can go have sex in your island with some other kids. Merry Christmas. I am the richest man on Earth and will host SNL.
Speaking of nefarious criminals, someone in my family finished the peanut m&m’s and left the empty bag on our counter for me to find and be sad about like some kind of cruel Dad Trap.
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Speaking of nefarious criminals, someone in my family finished the peanut m&m’s and left the empty bag on our counter for me to find and be sad about like some kind of cruel Dad Trap.
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just ran through a brick wall after watching this
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
just ran through a brick wall after watching this
Maryland Drivers have a chance to do the funniest thing.
Trump announces August auto race in downtown Washington
Trump announces August auto race in downtown Washington
“To think, 190 miles an hour down Pennsylvania Avenue — this is going to be wild,” said Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy.
www.politico.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Maryland Drivers have a chance to do the funniest thing.
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God has terrible aim
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
God has terrible aim
Roses are red
The world make no sense
The world make no sense
almost forgot I met the lady who babysat carson wentz
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Roses are red
The world make no sense
The world make no sense
Either share some of that sweet NIL money with the Dorm Shovelers or expect a whole lotta transfer portal activity in the spring.
I can’t even come up with a joke for this one HOW do you send this out
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Either share some of that sweet NIL money with the Dorm Shovelers or expect a whole lotta transfer portal activity in the spring.
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026