NewYear’s_Nate 🎉
@ntpnate.bsky.social
Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool. See also, @NTP_Nate@mastodon.social
All Grocers Are Bastards
NYC Wegmans is storing biometric data on shopper's eyes, voices, and faces. People are shopping elsewhere.
NYC Wegmans is storing biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces
The supermarket chain says it’s a move to ensure shopper safety. Surveillance experts warn of privacy risks.
gothamist.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
All Grocers Are Bastards
Skin thinner than tissue paper and the emotional regulation of a dyspeptic toddler, the lot of them.
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Skin thinner than tissue paper and the emotional regulation of a dyspeptic toddler, the lot of them.
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Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
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Consent machine go whirr whirr whirr.
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Consent machine go whirr whirr whirr.
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If you're a Democratic politician sneering about "Everything Trump touches must be bad" than I wish you a very merry [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
If you're a Democratic politician sneering about "Everything Trump touches must be bad" than I wish you a very merry [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
Bing bong
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Bing bong
people on here will skeet anything
i like pancakes, waffles, and french toast equally
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
people on here will skeet anything
::crumples 2026 Bingo card and throws it in the trash::
50 Cent and a group of Eastern Orthodox churches are producing a modern retelling of 4th century monastic Moses the Black.
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
::crumples 2026 Bingo card and throws it in the trash::
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There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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a Venezuelan man celebrating what he hopes is a turning point for his home country's oppression but can only do so by hopscotching around a distinctly American form of Nazism
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
a Venezuelan man celebrating what he hopes is a turning point for his home country's oppression but can only do so by hopscotching around a distinctly American form of Nazism
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
My “I’m unwilling to say this is illegal aggression and impeachable conduct” t-shirt is raising many questions about the stability of the region and our policy toward South America already hinted at by my t-shirt.
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers. Is America going to be involved in running and stabilizing Venezuela? Today's actions raise many questions about the stability of the region and our policy towards South America.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
My “I’m unwilling to say this is illegal aggression and impeachable conduct” t-shirt is raising many questions about the stability of the region and our policy toward South America already hinted at by my t-shirt.
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Can’t wait to do Cuban Missile Crisis 2 when the EU decides to position nukes in Greenland.
These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Can’t wait to do Cuban Missile Crisis 2 when the EU decides to position nukes in Greenland.
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good rundown of how many democrats are, in fact, coming out against this shit
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
The Dem Reaction - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Where are the Democrats right now? Friend of the blog Jamie Mayerfeld has done the research: I saw someone write on Facebook: “Only a short matter of time before we see establishment liberals falling ...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
good rundown of how many democrats are, in fact, coming out against this shit
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
When “Blood for Oil 2” fails spectacularly by 2027, the only path forward will be for the U.S. to invade and occupy the Sun.
one of the dumbest parts of this is the idea that oil producers actually want their holdings in venezeula back, which they do not. it’s a war for oil no one really wants.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
When “Blood for Oil 2” fails spectacularly by 2027, the only path forward will be for the U.S. to invade and occupy the Sun.
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Confronted with the phrase "Hope is not a strategy," the members of our Opposition Party are like "yuh-huh, it is too bro."
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Confronted with the phrase "Hope is not a strategy," the members of our Opposition Party are like "yuh-huh, it is too bro."
It’s nice that they found a way to combine two of rich people’s favorite things.
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It’s nice that they found a way to combine two of rich people’s favorite things.
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We’re all waiting for a bad guy to catch a consequence that’s not “die from natural causes at 90”
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We’re all waiting for a bad guy to catch a consequence that’s not “die from natural causes at 90”
“Rule of law for thee, but not for me” has been a bipartisan political project of U.S. elites for centuries, so it’s right and proper that we ended up here. Nothing will change unless the system changes; and the system doesn’t want to change.
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
“Rule of law for thee, but not for me” has been a bipartisan political project of U.S. elites for centuries, so it’s right and proper that we ended up here. Nothing will change unless the system changes; and the system doesn’t want to change.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
The first step to curing any of this would be to have a free press that would ask the Democrats: 1) Was this legal, why or why not? and 2) If it was illegal what are you doing about it? But we don’t have that so most Democrats can duck the question and issue mealy-mouthed “Maduro bad” statements.*
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The first step to curing any of this would be to have a free press that would ask the Democrats: 1) Was this legal, why or why not? and 2) If it was illegal what are you doing about it? But we don’t have that so most Democrats can duck the question and issue mealy-mouthed “Maduro bad” statements.*