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NTurkeyP_Nate 🦃
@ntpnate.bsky.social
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Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool. See also, @NTP_Nate@mastodon.social
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This, but for levers.
ICP asking “Fuckin Magnets. How do they work?”.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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You don’t need to believe in him; he believes in you.
👈😉👍
Buddy Christ, from the Kevin Smith masterpiece “Dogma”.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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View of Old Town Alexandria from the waterfront later this evening
Nighttime view of the Shanghai skyline, with many brightly lit skyscrapers
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Is this Abigail Spanberger? 🦋
Elizabeth Holmes, founder of Theranos on a black & white cover of Forbes magazine.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Out: 1,000 Year Reich
I’m: 1,000 Year Mortgage
Screenshot on an X post by that big dumbass Bill Pulte saying thanks to President Trump they’re working on a 50-year mortgage. For those families that want to saddle their grandkids with a mortgage from birth.
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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🥸
Photo of President Joe Biden laughing while welcoming Donald Trump back to the White House in January 2025.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Chasing goose meme: Top panel - “Purchase healthcare from who?” Bottom pan - “Purchase it from who, motherfucker?!”
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I respect it. Who amongst us hasn’t had cause to say, “You know what? These guys suck. I’ll just do it myself.”
Screenshot of a tweet from Alden Gonzalez: “When the Padres began their manager search, Craig Stammen, then a member of the front office, was among those interviewing candidates. He later decided to throw his hat in the ring - and wound up getting the job himself.”.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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It’s a portable culinary experience.
“We’re not just talking about a sandwich,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael C. DiLorenzo said. “This isn’t about a sandwich.”.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Good morning from The Washingtonian newsletter:
The Washingtonian newsletter for November 4, 2025. Below a graphic of the sun rising over rowhouses, the words: “Good morning. Dick Cheney has died.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Walt Weiss? The Florida Marlins shortstop?
Old guy with a headset and microphone on the Conan O’Brien podcast.
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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A flaming American flag flying over the Atlanta Braves logo.
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Dr. Manhattan “repeating” meme. Top panels say: “It is 1:00 am. We are in the 13th inning.” Bottom panel says: “It is 1:00 am. We are in the 16th inning.”.
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Image in the style of a Little Golden Book, with a picture of a bunny in a yellow slicker holding a red umbrella and splashing through a puddle. The book is entitled “Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again”.
October 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Movie poster for 1961’s “El Cid” with Charlton Heston and Sofia Loren.
October 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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(They’re called skeets)
Scene from the PBS cartoon Arthur where the character DW looks at a sign on a door and says “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”.
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Seeing what Kara Walker accomplished here gave me insight into what that Nathan Bedford Forrest sculptor was aiming at but failed to achieve.
Incredibly jacked up statue of Confederate cavalry officer and KKK-founder Nathan Bedford Forrest.
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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🙏
An elderly white man in a blue suite carrying a large wooden cross across the floor of a US stadium. The cross has wheels on the bottom, making it neither particularly heavy nor especially burdensome to carry. Much like, one assumes, the man’s Christian faith.
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I got yer Opus right here:
Opus the penguin from Bloom County.
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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“Call the ambulance! But not for me!” meme.
October 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Chasing Goose Meme. Top panel says: “OK yeah I get why this new GEESE album is getting hype”. Bottom panel says: “the last time i got as excited about a new rock record as i am by the new Geese record it was Wet Leg’s debut. just saying.” This is an unnecessarily elaborate shitpost, but it’s Friday afternoon and the Republic is crumbling.
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Photo of GW Bush being informed of the 9/11 attacks.
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Ok Grandpa, let’s get you to bed meme.
September 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I think it’s neat that they’re all still together
A posed photo of badly dressed magicians with a sign that says “We Demand To Be Taken Seriously”.
September 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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That’s right, we do not talk about Fight Club.
Early 2000s underground lobster fighting ring.
September 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM