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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
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Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.
that MF song you just made me listen to is not real
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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watch to the end trust me LOL
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
(in a loving and respectful tone to my wife) sweetheart I would never use dummies that are representative of women
For the first time ever, American car companies could soon be required to test vehicle safety using dummies that are representative of women. NBC News’ Julie Tsirkin reports.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
For years, a friend by the name of @beerbecue7.bsky.social used to lead the online governing body of Egg Carton Balance, providing fair critiques on both safety and aesthetics for all of us breakfast havers. Anyway, I hope he’s doing well and that this arrangement makes him proud. 🫶🏼🥚
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I’m going as a Sexy Wise Man this year. What are you guys gonna be for Christmas?
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Can’t sleep. Up way too unnecessarily early for a Saturday morning. Sitting in the dark, drinking a fresh cup of coffee. Honestly kinda nice.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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a friend who lives abroad has entrusted me with mailing a local smoked ham to his family stateside. I have never been so honored and I will not fail him
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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trump asking zohran about universal free childcare
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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One thing to add: One of my friends here said he would go through the wishes with his kids to decide what to get other kids and I think that's such a good idea. Teaching your kids about generosity isn't a one-time thing. It's a practice.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
King and Queen
Wife and I decided to let our 5 grandkids pick out what wish each of them want us to fulfill. Thank you for posting this!
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One of our cats has, on occasion, been accused of eating her dinner *and* her sister’s dinner. This photo is not doing anything to help rebuild her reputation.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Friday Beers:
“How soon?” asked Toad.

“Quite soon,” said Frog.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Middle Child has been home from college for < 24hrs and her high school friends keep coming by our house one-by-one to reunite and scream and cry and be happy together and they are all so damn cute, but also incredibly loud.
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Get your fill of good hearts here in the links and replies. There’s so much love to soak up and be a part of. Give if you can, or just spread the joy by re-sharing. ❤️
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If you can't grant a full wish, you can donate any amount of money, and that money will be used to fulfill the most pressing, time-sensitive wishes. Even $5 helps; those donations add up fast. Thank you for being the village these kids need and deserve. www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Last night, my son asked me, "Hey, are we doing that thing again this year? Where we grant wishes for kids in foster care?" (I get to finally call him my "son" because his adoption was finalized in July—10 full YEARS after he was initially placed with us.) www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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taking the stand as a character witness for my friends' dog
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Any changes to the neighborhood will be approved 'over his dead body'.
MoCo Makes History By Appointing First Ever Dead Historic Preservation Commissioner
WHEATON, MD – The Montgomery County Council took a visionary leap toward modernizing bureaucracy by confirming the appointment of its first-ever dead resident to the Historic Preservation Com…
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November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I think the takeaway here is that if you want to sneak a bunch of fentanyl into this country, make sure your boat has at least one visible swastiska on it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Timeline Cleanse.
Dogs reacting to magic tricks. 🥰😂🤣
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Thank you for hanging up the mountain again tonight. 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Wanna know something cool? Youngest daughter thinks I’m out having dinner with a friend but I’m actually picking her sisters up from the airport. They are on their way home from college a couple days early to surprise her. ❤️❤️❤️
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There is no fucking way it’s only 7:45.
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Quick, put Elon in the cover of Madden so something terrible happens to him.
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM