see schrader
@seeschrader.bsky.social
DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
Still in recovery.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Still in recovery.
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
There’s been a great injustice!
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There’s been a great injustice!
Dads love to safely hang the hair ties and scrunchies they find on the floor on doorknobs so their pets won’t eat them and die.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Dads love to safely hang the hair ties and scrunchies they find on the floor on doorknobs so their pets won’t eat them and die.
Wish I could’ve told these tired and bruised bananas how beautiful their afterlife would be.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wish I could’ve told these tired and bruised bananas how beautiful their afterlife would be.
Heard you decided to watch the Dolphins and Commanders play a football game.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Heard you decided to watch the Dolphins and Commanders play a football game.
Giants modifying their running always goes well.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Giants modifying their running always goes well.
Wonderful combination of posts here from @onedishwasher.bsky.social @jas155.bsky.social and @tiny.baby. Great teamwork. 💩
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Wonderful combination of posts here from @onedishwasher.bsky.social @jas155.bsky.social and @tiny.baby. Great teamwork. 💩
My father-in-law shoulda sent this back with a note that just said:
*You’re
*You’re
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My father-in-law shoulda sent this back with a note that just said:
*You’re
*You’re
Robots are understandably skittish around those parts.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Robots are understandably skittish around those parts.
At a glance this makes it look like our boys have a tough matchup against a mega-powerful insurance company, which would fit right along side all the other major wars our country has fought. Go team!
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
At a glance this makes it look like our boys have a tough matchup against a mega-powerful insurance company, which would fit right along side all the other major wars our country has fought. Go team!
The Daily Heisters
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Daily Heisters
Folks, it is 🍂BIG PILE SZN🍂 and we will not rest until each one is sniffed.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Folks, it is 🍂BIG PILE SZN🍂 and we will not rest until each one is sniffed.
Here’s a very important photo I took of our cat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Here’s a very important photo I took of our cat.
A woodchipper with a “the care of trees” slogan is the equivalent of a sketchy white van with a “free candy” sign on it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A woodchipper with a “the care of trees” slogan is the equivalent of a sketchy white van with a “free candy” sign on it.
Mom: “I don’t understand. How did you not make it to school?”
Child: “C’mon Mom, gimme a break. They were both yellow.”
Child: “C’mon Mom, gimme a break. They were both yellow.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Mom: “I don’t understand. How did you not make it to school?”
Child: “C’mon Mom, gimme a break. They were both yellow.”
Child: “C’mon Mom, gimme a break. They were both yellow.”
Made a couple new friends at the airport.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Made a couple new friends at the airport.
(dad-to-dad voice) better check this indicator light
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
(dad-to-dad voice) better check this indicator light
Reposting with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reposting with an iconic fictional band
Last minute flight, so I’m in Seat 33C. Last row, right next to the bathroom. But, in brighter news:
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Last minute flight, so I’m in Seat 33C. Last row, right next to the bathroom. But, in brighter news:
Finally, a bathroom for men who’ve had vasectomies.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Finally, a bathroom for men who’ve had vasectomies.
“Well as a matter of fact, I won’t, because Wood *drastically* underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth especially inherited wealth.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Well as a matter of fact, I won’t, because Wood *drastically* underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth especially inherited wealth.”
Ok, so I found out that the context is a group presentation on Dorothea Dix. Unclear what the cookies are for, but I support the effort. Talk about an insane amount of glue btw.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ok, so I found out that the context is a group presentation on Dorothea Dix. Unclear what the cookies are for, but I support the effort. Talk about an insane amount of glue btw.