monorail times
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theme park fan and curmudgeon
3d printing/Disney/Apple enthusiast
I make fun 3d models:
https://makerworld.com/@McG3D
mcg3ddesigns.etsy.com
IG: https://www.instagram.com/mcg3ddesigns
Mastodon: monorailtimes@worldkey.io
3d printing/Disney/Apple enthusiast
I make fun 3d models:
https://makerworld.com/@McG3D
mcg3ddesigns.etsy.com
IG: https://www.instagram.com/mcg3ddesigns
Mastodon: monorailtimes@worldkey.io
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Free hot or iced coffee on Dunkin app - offers tab w/ code PRODUNKTIVITY (offer expires Jan 3rd)
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Free hot or iced coffee on Dunkin app - offers tab w/ code PRODUNKTIVITY (offer expires Jan 3rd)
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Uhh so Chipotle is running a coupon on their Build your own Chipotle kits, fed our family of 4 with plenty left over for $48 after coupon and also got 1k in chipotle reward points if you activate offer in the app, basically Chipotle catering for under $50
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Uhh so Chipotle is running a coupon on their Build your own Chipotle kits, fed our family of 4 with plenty left over for $48 after coupon and also got 1k in chipotle reward points if you activate offer in the app, basically Chipotle catering for under $50
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Valve Steam Deck,HDMI, 64 GB, Black (Open Box) is $284.99 on Woot buff.ly/61iN0p4 #ad
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Valve Steam Deck,HDMI, 64 GB, Black (Open Box) is $284.99 on Woot buff.ly/61iN0p4 #ad
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NEW: In Memoriam Part II with a look back at PizzeRizzo, Muppet*Vision 3D, Tom Sawyer Island, the Rivers of America, Imagineer Eddie Sotto and Adam the Woo.
Featuring guest tributes by @alicia.social @lentesta.bsky.social @leonardkinsey.bsky.social and more.
touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
Featuring guest tributes by @alicia.social @lentesta.bsky.social @leonardkinsey.bsky.social and more.
touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
SATURDAY SIX – In Memoriam 2025 Part 2 (Tom Sawyer Island, PizzeRizzo, Adam the Woo) | TouringPlans.com Blog
This week’s SATURDAY SIX continues our annual look back at things we lost in the theme park world over the past 12 month
touringplans.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
NEW: In Memoriam Part II with a look back at PizzeRizzo, Muppet*Vision 3D, Tom Sawyer Island, the Rivers of America, Imagineer Eddie Sotto and Adam the Woo.
Featuring guest tributes by @alicia.social @lentesta.bsky.social @leonardkinsey.bsky.social and more.
touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
Featuring guest tributes by @alicia.social @lentesta.bsky.social @leonardkinsey.bsky.social and more.
touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
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This year has been catastrophic in big and small ways. And its post credits scene seems to be MCO Chili’s closing.
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This year has been catastrophic in big and small ways. And its post credits scene seems to be MCO Chili’s closing.
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Merry Christmas!
Xmas hot take no. 1: I find the lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" from The Beach Boys' "Little Saint Nick" to be deeply unnecessary.
Xmas hot take no. 2: My new special Night Thoughts (streaming now on Hulu or Disney+ outside the US) is perfect family viewing.
Xmas hot take no. 1: I find the lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" from The Beach Boys' "Little Saint Nick" to be deeply unnecessary.
Xmas hot take no. 2: My new special Night Thoughts (streaming now on Hulu or Disney+ outside the US) is perfect family viewing.
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Merry Christmas!
Xmas hot take no. 1: I find the lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" from The Beach Boys' "Little Saint Nick" to be deeply unnecessary.
Xmas hot take no. 2: My new special Night Thoughts (streaming now on Hulu or Disney+ outside the US) is perfect family viewing.
Xmas hot take no. 1: I find the lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" from The Beach Boys' "Little Saint Nick" to be deeply unnecessary.
Xmas hot take no. 2: My new special Night Thoughts (streaming now on Hulu or Disney+ outside the US) is perfect family viewing.
Finally got Split Fiction and playing it with my son, wow what an amazing co-op game
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Finally got Split Fiction and playing it with my son, wow what an amazing co-op game
The local fabric store in St. Pete that is run by these sweet older women has an Etsy shop and their descriptions on their items are based AF, love it www.etsy.com/shop/fabrics...
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The local fabric store in St. Pete that is run by these sweet older women has an Etsy shop and their descriptions on their items are based AF, love it www.etsy.com/shop/fabrics...
I just had a horrible thought: “Spaceship Earth presented by OpenAI”
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I just had a horrible thought: “Spaceship Earth presented by OpenAI”
lol can’t believe people are still doing this, it was a great way to get info working on crime stories, cause cops aren’t the greatest with computers, absolute clown show
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
lol can’t believe people are still doing this, it was a great way to get info working on crime stories, cause cops aren’t the greatest with computers, absolute clown show
It would be cool if people at work just chilled the fuck out this week
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It would be cool if people at work just chilled the fuck out this week
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Steam Deck LCD 256GB model is no longer in production store.steampowered.com/steamdeck
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Steam Deck LCD 256GB model is no longer in production store.steampowered.com/steamdeck
Imagining the government agency headed by Kristin Noem doing the DAS-level interrogations that WDW does now to prove people do indeed need special accommodations
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Imagining the government agency headed by Kristin Noem doing the DAS-level interrogations that WDW does now to prove people do indeed need special accommodations
Nooooo
After 12 wildly improbable years of high-flying good times at Sea-Tac Airport, the Sub Pop Airport Store will be closing on Dec. 31, 2025. Before we taxi off for good, come through and take some lovingly curated “junk” home with you.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Nooooo
My favorite Star Tours queue Easter Egg
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My favorite Star Tours queue Easter Egg
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Alien Vs. Captain America #2
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Alien Vs. Captain America #2
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Art by InHyuk Lee (Alien Vs Captain America #1 variant cover)
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Art by InHyuk Lee (Alien Vs Captain America #1 variant cover)
This looks good, but also so weird to see!
FIRST LOOK: New Entrance Now Open at Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort
New Entrance Now Open at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort
Walt Disney World has opened the brand new entrance to Disney's Polynesian Village Resort as part of a redesign of the arrival experience
blogmickey.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This looks good, but also so weird to see!
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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“These car prices can’t be beaten!”
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“These car prices can’t be beaten!”
They knew they could have just prerecorded this right? lol
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They knew they could have just prerecorded this right? lol