the yuletide gay
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the yuletide gay
@seafoamghost.bsky.social
dylan | shetlandic coastal witch. pockets full of seaglass, moss covered buoy. "he was sea-marked, and he knew it.” | disabled and tired | cambuslang, scotland | he/they | 33 | autistic
Pinned
[tw: DV, financial abuse]

due to a series of incredibly shitty situations as detailed in the GFM, my friend needs some help raising funds

the most pressing issue is becoming a british citizen bc of the rising wave of fascism, costing £1785

please donate if you can afford, & share!

#MutualAid
Donate to Help me become a British Citizen, organized by Dylan C
My name is Dylan, and I am sharing this on behalf of a friend - their story is below. Thank y… Dylan C needs your support for Help me become a British Citizen
www.gofundme.com
hahahaahahah subway have come out with a new sandwich for veganuary!!!

it’s falafel
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
he got scared away by another squirrel before i could get a picture or a video so you’ll just have to believe me when i tell you i saw a squirrel earlier that was basically spherical
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
diva down :(
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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“I am penguin"
#birds
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
i’m not crying you’re crying!
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
going to see my friend today!!!!!

going to PUT ON A T-SHIRT!!
January 7, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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Long shot, but does anyone know of any UK triathlon competitions that don't have exclusionary gender politics? The one I raced with two years ago seems to have fallen into line with British Triathlon.
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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grab your beverage of choice and caramelize some onions for two or so hours. you’ll feel better
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Fenland sunset & hogweed seedheads
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Starlings in their fleecy slippers #Shetland #snow
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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To my understanding, in a lot of places the recommendation extends to even if a bat is in the room with you.
If a bat touches you and you're not controlling it like this with thick gloves and knowing what you're doing

You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious.

If a bat *touches* you.
PSA for any bat-friends inspired by this post: thick work gloves like the ones being worn in this picture are absolutely necessary before attempting to handle a bat! Do not let it anywhere near bare skin! And if it appears ill or is acting erratically, do not approach, just call a pro
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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out for a walk

📷Nikon EM, Tokina 28-70mm lens
🎞️Candido 800

#FilmsNotDead #BelieveInFilm #Candido800 #FilmIsNotDead #Lomography #Photography
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Glasgow-ish folks: don’t let the rain fool you, there’s tons of black ice around because of it.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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Just checking with how Starmer's crusade to ban apps that produce deep fakes is going
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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I'll never understand how working class "gender critical" activists, who are struggling to get by due to a deliberate widening of the gap between the wealthy and the poor, have been convinced that a billionaire smugly smoking a cigar on a superyacht has a keen interest in making their lives better.
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
reminder again that i spent almost three years not changing my name at the bank of scotland bc the website says it needs a statutory declaration which has to be signed by a judge and that was too much faff, but i eventually did it and took it to BoS who were like?? what’s this where’s your deed poll
the only part of changing your name in the UK that will cost you any money is renewing your passport, which costs money anyway. literally just go to freedeedpoll.org and show it to any institutions that need proof of a name change (you may have to be a bit insistent about it)
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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the only part of changing your name in the UK that will cost you any money is renewing your passport, which costs money anyway. literally just go to freedeedpoll.org and show it to any institutions that need proof of a name change (you may have to be a bit insistent about it)
January 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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ENRAGED by Taskmaster spreading misinformation about changing your name.

CHANGING YOUR NAME IN THE UK IS FREE. IT IS FREE. ANY COMPANY PURPOTING TO DO IT "OFFICIALLY" FOR A FEE IS A SCAM.

you can change your name in the UK FOR FREE and you can do it as many times as you want.
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
bc of The Times i’ve mostly been in big bulky layers since surgery, but earlier i was just wearing one long sleeved top bc i was cooking and it was hot, and i looked down expecting to hate everything about the experience, and i DID NOT. because it was FLAT.
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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I also want to remind you that the leading cause of death post partum in the UK is suicide.

One question, in a tiny clinical space without a chair, in a rush “how’s your mood?”

Luckily I have my existing MH supports.

And they wonder why the birth rate is dropping. /7
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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I just had the most horrible experience with my postpartum health check.

The GP was running an hour late. My baby was exhausted and screaming.

I had to stand up in a tiny clinical room and got asked 3 questions.

“How is the baby?”
“Are you breastfeeding?”
“What’s your mood like?”

That was it. 1/
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
pleased to announce i’ve just opened my third jar of cranberry sauce in… eleven days
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Martin Freeman: a smug, sneering, snarky git too many people read as "cute, funny British guy" rather than as "sanctimonious, mean-spirited prick". Many such cases!

And ofc a guy who jokes about rape and marries a TERF is going to bung swivel-eyed bigoted weirdo Graham Linehan £2000.
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM