Scott
@scottywan82.bsky.social
Richmond, VA nerd dad. Transformers and Warhammer and socialism posts. So enjoy that. 😂
Things I want to do when it’s cold out:
1. Consume warm carbohydrates.
2. Get cozy.
3. Snooze.
Things I have to do on this cold, cold day:
1. Work.
2. Be a grownup.
1. Consume warm carbohydrates.
2. Get cozy.
3. Snooze.
Things I have to do on this cold, cold day:
1. Work.
2. Be a grownup.
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Things I want to do when it’s cold out:
1. Consume warm carbohydrates.
2. Get cozy.
3. Snooze.
Things I have to do on this cold, cold day:
1. Work.
2. Be a grownup.
1. Consume warm carbohydrates.
2. Get cozy.
3. Snooze.
Things I have to do on this cold, cold day:
1. Work.
2. Be a grownup.
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Firstly, billionaires are not physically made of stocks, if a billionaire falls down a hole and expires his stock portfolio persists and continues to have value, secondarily, this is why one diversifies one's investment portfolio outside of the stock market, thirdly, okay, let's test this hypothesis
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Firstly, billionaires are not physically made of stocks, if a billionaire falls down a hole and expires his stock portfolio persists and continues to have value, secondarily, this is why one diversifies one's investment portfolio outside of the stock market, thirdly, okay, let's test this hypothesis
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One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!
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Page 217:
"If you’re currently looking at this page with a sense of betrayal, wanting to throw up your hands and give up on the entire scientific endeavor, believe me, I sympathize."
#HowToBuildAUniverse
"If you’re currently looking at this page with a sense of betrayal, wanting to throw up your hands and give up on the entire scientific endeavor, believe me, I sympathize."
#HowToBuildAUniverse
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Page 217:
"If you’re currently looking at this page with a sense of betrayal, wanting to throw up your hands and give up on the entire scientific endeavor, believe me, I sympathize."
#HowToBuildAUniverse
"If you’re currently looking at this page with a sense of betrayal, wanting to throw up your hands and give up on the entire scientific endeavor, believe me, I sympathize."
#HowToBuildAUniverse
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Mamdani up another two points on this alone
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mamdani up another two points on this alone
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Definitely my favourite duel entry at Golden Demons. It's just so funny.
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Definitely my favourite duel entry at Golden Demons. It's just so funny.
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Bluesky has a reputation for being humorless but
a) I would rather it be humorless than filled with Nazis
b) I will just "mute for everyone" the especially humorless replies to my posts anyway
a) I would rather it be humorless than filled with Nazis
b) I will just "mute for everyone" the especially humorless replies to my posts anyway
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bluesky has a reputation for being humorless but
a) I would rather it be humorless than filled with Nazis
b) I will just "mute for everyone" the especially humorless replies to my posts anyway
a) I would rather it be humorless than filled with Nazis
b) I will just "mute for everyone" the especially humorless replies to my posts anyway
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Good morning Bluesky !
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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I just saw a post where an executive was saying screens are the reason why people don’t like amusement parks anymore.
I would argue that spending $200+ per ticket, $20 for a drink, and having to stand in line for two hours per ride might be the actual reason.
I would argue that spending $200+ per ticket, $20 for a drink, and having to stand in line for two hours per ride might be the actual reason.
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I just saw a post where an executive was saying screens are the reason why people don’t like amusement parks anymore.
I would argue that spending $200+ per ticket, $20 for a drink, and having to stand in line for two hours per ride might be the actual reason.
I would argue that spending $200+ per ticket, $20 for a drink, and having to stand in line for two hours per ride might be the actual reason.
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Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
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Some good advice.
Ask for consent before giving hugs though.
Ask for consent before giving hugs though.
October 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Some good advice.
Ask for consent before giving hugs though.
Ask for consent before giving hugs though.
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Company has developed a program I like and would buy but it's tied into a subscription model that in aggregate is mostly services I don't want and costs more than the value I would get from it I guess what I'm saying is this company has now lost a sale twice, but that's their model now I suppose
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Company has developed a program I like and would buy but it's tied into a subscription model that in aggregate is mostly services I don't want and costs more than the value I would get from it I guess what I'm saying is this company has now lost a sale twice, but that's their model now I suppose
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LEGAL RELEASE FORM: You agree to let us film you
ME: Seems OK
FORM: We own your face forever
ME: Ummm
FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet
ME:
FORM: in other galaxies
ME: OK hold on
FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream
ME: Seems OK
FORM: We own your face forever
ME: Ummm
FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet
ME:
FORM: in other galaxies
ME: OK hold on
FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
LEGAL RELEASE FORM: You agree to let us film you
ME: Seems OK
FORM: We own your face forever
ME: Ummm
FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet
ME:
FORM: in other galaxies
ME: OK hold on
FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream
ME: Seems OK
FORM: We own your face forever
ME: Ummm
FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet
ME:
FORM: in other galaxies
ME: OK hold on
FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream
The entire saga of that guy fighting off two people trying to break in with an Owala water bottle is crazy, but then someone posted this and now I am losing it. 🤣
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The entire saga of that guy fighting off two people trying to break in with an Owala water bottle is crazy, but then someone posted this and now I am losing it. 🤣
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WHEN WILL AI DO MY FUCKING DISHES
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
WHEN WILL AI DO MY FUCKING DISHES
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Tee hee! OH WHIRL...
A commission from earlier this year!
A commission from earlier this year!
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Tee hee! OH WHIRL...
A commission from earlier this year!
A commission from earlier this year!
If anyone needs wargaming stuff in the US, I genuinelky like this store. And if you sign up with this code, we both get a $10 reward. refrr.app/vyWxOo3spO/1...
Referral Program
refrr.app
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If anyone needs wargaming stuff in the US, I genuinelky like this store. And if you sign up with this code, we both get a $10 reward. refrr.app/vyWxOo3spO/1...
Still need to finish sculpting the right arm and adding some cables and purity seals, but here’s the start of my inquisitor, Anselom Gage. #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #Inq28
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Still need to finish sculpting the right arm and adding some cables and purity seals, but here’s the start of my inquisitor, Anselom Gage. #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #Inq28
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"Transformers AOTP: Movie Universe Ironhide"
He really really wants to show you his cannons.
(Reposts appreciated as always!)
He really really wants to show you his cannons.
(Reposts appreciated as always!)
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Transformers AOTP: Movie Universe Ironhide"
He really really wants to show you his cannons.
(Reposts appreciated as always!)
He really really wants to show you his cannons.
(Reposts appreciated as always!)
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The face I make when lightning strikes twice
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The face I make when lightning strikes twice
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
When did *you* learn that The Netherlands has so many windmills not for milling grain, but because they used them to pump water out of swampy land? For me, that would be today.
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This country is 17% fake
YouTube video by Jay and Mark
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October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When did *you* learn that The Netherlands has so many windmills not for milling grain, but because they used them to pump water out of swampy land? For me, that would be today.
youtu.be/eq-kgUpd-5E?...
youtu.be/eq-kgUpd-5E?...