Gail Thee Snail
@scentedtide.bsky.social
I’ve been bit by a seagull twice. Roll Tide 🐘
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somewhere mike pence is enjoying a cold one (milk)
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
somewhere mike pence is enjoying a cold one (milk)
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bringing manufacturing back to the US
April 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
bringing manufacturing back to the US
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Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking
March 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking
The top post on Reddit was about Elon asking for posts to be censored, and now the whole site has been down for about 15 minutes.
March 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The top post on Reddit was about Elon asking for posts to be censored, and now the whole site has been down for about 15 minutes.
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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idk abt u but I love hating the government
March 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
idk abt u but I love hating the government
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It was so funny when the Letterkenny episode went up with the natives and hicks beating up the Proud Boys and so many hard right dipshits realized their favourite show hated them.
March 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It was so funny when the Letterkenny episode went up with the natives and hicks beating up the Proud Boys and so many hard right dipshits realized their favourite show hated them.
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right wingers are like "you must never forget what The Left wants to do to you." and the thing they want to do to you is give you healthcare and make sure there isn't sewage in your drinking water
March 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
right wingers are like "you must never forget what The Left wants to do to you." and the thing they want to do to you is give you healthcare and make sure there isn't sewage in your drinking water
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Arkansas is short for Assault Rifle Kansas
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Arkansas is short for Assault Rifle Kansas
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He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this
March 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this
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Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.
March 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Whether it's the Navajo code talkers helping to defeat the Nazis or it's Nazis removing all mention of the Navajo code talkers from the US military's website, the conflict between Nazis and Navajo code talkers has continued for over 80 years.
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
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get in loser, we’re also losers. this is the losermobile
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
get in loser, we’re also losers. this is the losermobile
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so we're gonna need like a gigaFDR to fix this right
March 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
so we're gonna need like a gigaFDR to fix this right
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t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
March 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e
t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g
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Southwest is dismantling what made them stand out. With baggage fees, seat assignments, outdated planes lacking charging ports and in flight entertainment, what’s the incentive to fly with them anymore? Feels like a recession era cash grab. Ridiculous.
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Southwest is dismantling what made them stand out. With baggage fees, seat assignments, outdated planes lacking charging ports and in flight entertainment, what’s the incentive to fly with them anymore? Feels like a recession era cash grab. Ridiculous.
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Southwest is hilarious because nobody was flying southwest because they loved it. They only flew it because of the 2 free checked bags.
March 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Southwest is hilarious because nobody was flying southwest because they loved it. They only flew it because of the 2 free checked bags.
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
Private equity is a cancer that strips companies of their souls. When unlimited growth suffocates other functions in a cell, we cut it off. But if it’s a company we celebrate it. Private equity is turning America into a soulless strip mall country.
first Southwest tests the waters telling travelers they intend to get rid of open seating.
then they lay off roughly 1700 corp staff.
then they tell us it’s OVER for free checked bags.
Private equity did this shit.
then they lay off roughly 1700 corp staff.
then they tell us it’s OVER for free checked bags.
Private equity did this shit.
March 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Private equity is a cancer that strips companies of their souls. When unlimited growth suffocates other functions in a cell, we cut it off. But if it’s a company we celebrate it. Private equity is turning America into a soulless strip mall country.
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first Southwest tests the waters telling travelers they intend to get rid of open seating.
then they lay off roughly 1700 corp staff.
then they tell us it’s OVER for free checked bags.
Private equity did this shit.
then they lay off roughly 1700 corp staff.
then they tell us it’s OVER for free checked bags.
Private equity did this shit.
March 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
first Southwest tests the waters telling travelers they intend to get rid of open seating.
then they lay off roughly 1700 corp staff.
then they tell us it’s OVER for free checked bags.
Private equity did this shit.
then they lay off roughly 1700 corp staff.
then they tell us it’s OVER for free checked bags.
Private equity did this shit.
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There is no literally nothing differentiating Southwest from other airlines.
Actually, I take that back. Everything that differentiates Southwest from other airlines is bad. They stopped away literally every benefit and now Southwest is just like United or American but without all the useful stuff.
Actually, I take that back. Everything that differentiates Southwest from other airlines is bad. They stopped away literally every benefit and now Southwest is just like United or American but without all the useful stuff.
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There is no literally nothing differentiating Southwest from other airlines.
Actually, I take that back. Everything that differentiates Southwest from other airlines is bad. They stopped away literally every benefit and now Southwest is just like United or American but without all the useful stuff.
Actually, I take that back. Everything that differentiates Southwest from other airlines is bad. They stopped away literally every benefit and now Southwest is just like United or American but without all the useful stuff.
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southwest throwing away 50+ years of goodwill as a trustworthy and celebrated airline because they got bought by an investment firm less than SIX MONTHS AGO is … you can’t help but laugh.
March 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
southwest throwing away 50+ years of goodwill as a trustworthy and celebrated airline because they got bought by an investment firm less than SIX MONTHS AGO is … you can’t help but laugh.