Brandon Caldwell
@brandoc.bsky.social
1/2 of 2dopemarks | writer/music journalist | houstonian | bun b's verse on "murder" is among the greatest strings of words ever put together in history.
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Brandon Caldwell
@brandoc.bsky.social
· Nov 13
‘I Was Good by Myself. I’m Better With the Guys.’
Raphael Saadiq wasn’t sure a Tony! Toni! Tone! reunion would ever happen. He’s thankful it finally did.
www.vulture.com
real quick, so i can remember the fact i also do *this* -- one of my favorite things i ever wrote was this interview with raphael saadiq ahead of the tony! toni! tone! reunion last year www.vulture.com/2023/09/raph...
long live michael “5000” watts.
play a swishahouse mix in his honor.
play a swishahouse mix in his honor.
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
long live michael “5000” watts.
play a swishahouse mix in his honor.
play a swishahouse mix in his honor.
when you have a billion dollar deal tied to it, you do so.
ESPN treating WWE as an actual sport is very silly.
January 26, 2026 at 3:40 PM
when you have a billion dollar deal tied to it, you do so.
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The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post
the year corso retires, they win the natty. absolutely absurd.
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
the year corso retires, they win the natty. absolutely absurd.
salute to azeez for the “stop the genocide” eye black
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
salute to azeez for the “stop the genocide” eye black
sirianni can handle many a thing with the eagles.
he cannot, under any circumstances, hire his friends for major jobs within the organization.
the two times he didn’t? eagles made the sb.
he cannot, under any circumstances, hire his friends for major jobs within the organization.
the two times he didn’t? eagles made the sb.
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
sirianni can handle many a thing with the eagles.
he cannot, under any circumstances, hire his friends for major jobs within the organization.
the two times he didn’t? eagles made the sb.
he cannot, under any circumstances, hire his friends for major jobs within the organization.
the two times he didn’t? eagles made the sb.
94-25.
that’s the point difference in indiana’s last two games.
that’s the point difference in indiana’s last two games.
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
94-25.
that’s the point difference in indiana’s last two games.
that’s the point difference in indiana’s last two games.
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
… the hell do you mean Texas vs. USC for the natty was TWENTY YEARS AGO SUNDAY?!
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
… the hell do you mean Texas vs. USC for the natty was TWENTY YEARS AGO SUNDAY?!
Indiana looking more like saban-era bama than alabama is shocking … until you realize cig is from the saban coaching tree
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Indiana looking more like saban-era bama than alabama is shocking … until you realize cig is from the saban coaching tree
the last selfie of ‘25 and a reminder that the year did plenty on me but my friends and family helped lift me up. said goodbye to a dream job in CT, moved back to houston, lost my best friend/brother, saw a convo with my therapist come true and put that shit on time after time.
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
the last selfie of ‘25 and a reminder that the year did plenty on me but my friends and family helped lift me up. said goodbye to a dream job in CT, moved back to houston, lost my best friend/brother, saw a convo with my therapist come true and put that shit on time after time.
mtv (the one in america) is not ending its music channels.
the international broadcast side of mtv, however, are ending their music channels such as MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV, and MTV Live.
the international broadcast side of mtv, however, are ending their music channels such as MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV, and MTV Live.
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
mtv (the one in america) is not ending its music channels.
the international broadcast side of mtv, however, are ending their music channels such as MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV, and MTV Live.
the international broadcast side of mtv, however, are ending their music channels such as MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV, and MTV Live.
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Isiah Whitlock Jr. and Richard Smallwood passed today???
So it’s just a fucked up day all around. Got it.
So it’s just a fucked up day all around. Got it.
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Isiah Whitlock Jr. and Richard Smallwood passed today???
So it’s just a fucked up day all around. Got it.
So it’s just a fucked up day all around. Got it.
“I didn’t do enough this year.”
yeah you did, you made it out to start all over again. that’s more than enough.
yeah you did, you made it out to start all over again. that’s more than enough.
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“I didn’t do enough this year.”
yeah you did, you made it out to start all over again. that’s more than enough.
yeah you did, you made it out to start all over again. that’s more than enough.
do Mormons believe in ritualistic pop tart killing?
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
do Mormons believe in ritualistic pop tart killing?
How Houston’s Third Ward carried the city’s struggles and hopes this year www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Houston’s Third Ward carried the city’s struggles and hopes in 2025. Here's how
Third Ward, a historically Black neighborhood confronting Houston's most critical problems, has become a microcosm for the challenges that face the city in the year ahead.
www.houstonchronicle.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How Houston’s Third Ward carried the city’s struggles and hopes this year www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
I regret to inform you all that buc-ee’s has a 6 7 t-shirt www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Buc-ee's has "6 7" meme T-shirts in stock and fans can't get enough
Grab your beaver nuggets, a brisket sandwich and a "6 7" T-shirt before you go.
www.chron.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I regret to inform you all that buc-ee’s has a 6 7 t-shirt www.chron.com/culture/arti...
merry christmas to all my internet homies
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
merry christmas to all my internet homies
aye…
#thegrinch been done wrong his whole life all because he landed in christmas whoville and not horton hears a who whoville.
#thegrinch been done wrong his whole life all because he landed in christmas whoville and not horton hears a who whoville.
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
aye…
#thegrinch been done wrong his whole life all because he landed in christmas whoville and not horton hears a who whoville.
#thegrinch been done wrong his whole life all because he landed in christmas whoville and not horton hears a who whoville.
what a dumbass loss.
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
what a dumbass loss.
(the running rumor that super freaky grandma is doing all this to secure a pardon for somebody close to her, husband, brother take your pick is hilarious considering neither man were convicted on federal charges.)
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
(the running rumor that super freaky grandma is doing all this to secure a pardon for somebody close to her, husband, brother take your pick is hilarious considering neither man were convicted on federal charges.)
it is 2025.
I am still tickled whenever I see macaroni tony pulls up into a spot and out of towners want to entertain him and that damn feather.
I am still tickled whenever I see macaroni tony pulls up into a spot and out of towners want to entertain him and that damn feather.
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
it is 2025.
I am still tickled whenever I see macaroni tony pulls up into a spot and out of towners want to entertain him and that damn feather.
I am still tickled whenever I see macaroni tony pulls up into a spot and out of towners want to entertain him and that damn feather.
broke his jaw. glorious. absolutely glorious.
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
broke his jaw. glorious. absolutely glorious.