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GlonzoTech
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Not really that smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student.

Profile pic - https://smbc-comics.com/comic/toxic | @zachweinersmith.bsky.social

Banner image - https://xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I’m really not in favor of mass detention of people for alleged public safety reasons, but dudes like this really test that position
this has massive "don't come to school tomorrow" vibes, like jesus fuck
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Fantastico
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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everyone post the videos they watch to cheer themselves up
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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At 05:00 today, russians dropped a glide bomb near a residential building in Kramatorsk, the State Emergency Service of Ukraine (SES) reports.

77-year-old woman was killed.

Three men, aged 40, 46, and 48, were injured. They sustained shrapnel wounds, blast injuries, and concussions.
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“If you could make it three paragraphs without contradicting yourself that would be great.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"If you can provide me with that document lawfully and in a way that won't jeopardize you, it would help my reporting on this issue."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Yes, there is a solution. Fairly straightforward, in fact. I think you'll like it a lot better than what you just suggested."
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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In Dnipropetrovsk region, a man was killed and four others injured in a Russian attack‼️

The Vasylkivska, Malomykhailivska, Slovianska, and Pokrovska communities of Synelnykove district came under fire.

Rescuers freed two of the injured from under the rubble.
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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Russians struck an animal shelter in Zaporizhzhia. Some animals were killed, others wounded‼️

People are rushing the animals to clinics.
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Explosions in Kharkiv ‼️
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Unbelievable
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
That’s cool as hell!
Made an "analog" YouTube book for my kid so she can choose what she wants (from pre-approved list) without being exposed to a thumbnail hellscape. Also automatically cuts her off after x scans
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Russians bombed the market in Druzhkivka, Donetsk region, with cluster munitions and dropped two aerial bombs on the city, according to the regional administration.

🚨So far, 7 people have been confirmed dead and 8 wounded. The final number of casualties from this attack is still being determined.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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🕯️ Three people killed, 11 injured in Russian attacks on Zaporizhzhia and the region, — National Police

For more than 18 hours, the occupiers attacked the regional center with strike drones. One of the drones hit near a shopping mall where people were.
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.

Anyway, read theory.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Don’t call it a comeback.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Alternate universe where @kenwhite.bsky.social went to med school
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Don’t be silent, world, please.

It’s −20°C outside. After russian attacks, thousands of homes are once again left without electricity and heat.
February 3, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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*raises hand timidly* Um...hi. I'm Puerto Rican, and I care? So do my Puerto Rican parents and sister? It's trivially easy to dismiss that sort of thing when "being American" isn't something they're trying to take away from you, with profound consequences.

And, we do *want* our citizenship.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Another explosion in Kharkiv ‼️ very loud. Close.
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Black History Month Stories.

I've been saving this story for the finale.

This story is a Black man who broke barriers in radio, film, and television. A man who was beloved by all audiences across the country and made huge contributions to his community.

This is Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.
March 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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This afternoon, russian strike drones attacked a maternity hospital in Zaporizhzhia injuring 3 women.

A fire broke out on the second floor in the reception area of the gynecology department. Rescuers quickly extinguished the blaze.
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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and WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Russian forces have attacked a maternity hospital in Zaporizhzhya, wounding six - two of whom were pregnant women undergoing examination.

A nation truly committed to peace, Russia.
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Good morning
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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So there’s currently a nation-wide blackout in Ukraine, no heating, no water, no nothing, while this is the weather
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM