GlonzoTech
@sasquatech.bsky.social
Not really smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student.
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FAFO comes in many forms, not all of which seem right or just
anyway if this is at all surprising and/or scary to you, specifically the idea of bsky (partially) complying with a subpoena, you should legitimately delete every social media account you have
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
FAFO comes in many forms, not all of which seem right or just
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Reminds me of the time I asked a judge why she had signed off on a bunch of no-knock warrants that all used identical cut-and-paste language. She told me I didn’t know what cops had told her about those cases that wasn’t in the affidavits.
Which . . . that’s worse.
(And then nothing happened.)
Which . . . that’s worse.
(And then nothing happened.)
I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reminds me of the time I asked a judge why she had signed off on a bunch of no-knock warrants that all used identical cut-and-paste language. She told me I didn’t know what cops had told her about those cases that wasn’t in the affidavits.
Which . . . that’s worse.
(And then nothing happened.)
Which . . . that’s worse.
(And then nothing happened.)
I just don’t get why so many kids think capitalism is bad
Hourly Walgreens employees will reportedly no longer receive paid time off for six major holidays, including Thanksgiving and Christmas, after the pharmacy giant was acquired by private equity firm Sycamore Partners
Report: Walgreens cuts hourly workers’ pay for 6 major holidays
The hourly employees will only be paid if they work on those holidays.
www.whio.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I just don’t get why so many kids think capitalism is bad
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🇺🇦🇫🇷Ukraine and France have signed a long-term, “historic agreement” on cooperation in the acquisition of defense equipment.
It includes the supply of fighter jets, counter-UAV systems, missiles, and air-defense systems.
It includes the supply of fighter jets, counter-UAV systems, missiles, and air-defense systems.
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
🇺🇦🇫🇷Ukraine and France have signed a long-term, “historic agreement” on cooperation in the acquisition of defense equipment.
It includes the supply of fighter jets, counter-UAV systems, missiles, and air-defense systems.
It includes the supply of fighter jets, counter-UAV systems, missiles, and air-defense systems.
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So the total amount of drones they launched in 2023 is equivalent to one night in 2025
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So the total amount of drones they launched in 2023 is equivalent to one night in 2025
Gonna see if I can buy shorts on TradCath videos
Anti-papist rhetoric is BACK, baby!
The U.S. bishops defended migrant families. Tom Homan snapped. Nan Hayworth called Pope Leo a “tool of our enemies.” Tim Burchett accused the church of getting rich off of sex trafficking.
Matt Walsh, Lara Logan, and the rest joined in. This is what MAGA anti-Catholicism looks like.
Matt Walsh, Lara Logan, and the rest joined in. This is what MAGA anti-Catholicism looks like.
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Gonna see if I can buy shorts on TradCath videos
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Just one example of how our power plants look after a missile strike. 80% of our production capacity just wiped out
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just one example of how our power plants look after a missile strike. 80% of our production capacity just wiped out
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I‘m tired of being nice about this; “abolitionism” has had years to develop a non-idiot policy program and the best they’ve come up with is ”murder without even the pretense of juridical process.” And I am not nut-picking; this is all over abolitionist writing.
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I‘m tired of being nice about this; “abolitionism” has had years to develop a non-idiot policy program and the best they’ve come up with is ”murder without even the pretense of juridical process.” And I am not nut-picking; this is all over abolitionist writing.
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At least 7 houses are currently burning in Kyiv
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
At least 7 houses are currently burning in Kyiv
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Never believe an American lib when he talks about humanism and justice for all and all that bullshit, it doesn’t apply to you, you’re a statistic to him
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Never believe an American lib when he talks about humanism and justice for all and all that bullshit, it doesn’t apply to you, you’re a statistic to him
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So fucking disorienting to wake up from another bombing and see the whole world, but mostly americans of course, just go on about their day, world just keeps spinning, their support lasted for a news cycle
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
So fucking disorienting to wake up from another bombing and see the whole world, but mostly americans of course, just go on about their day, world just keeps spinning, their support lasted for a news cycle
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A medical facility burning in my district
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
A medical facility burning in my district
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Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
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All night long, Russia struck residential buildings across Kyiv. Apartment blocks in nearly every district were damaged, with at least seven of them on fire.
Four civilians were killed and 27 injured among them, children.
Four civilians were killed and 27 injured among them, children.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
All night long, Russia struck residential buildings across Kyiv. Apartment blocks in nearly every district were damaged, with at least seven of them on fire.
Four civilians were killed and 27 injured among them, children.
Four civilians were killed and 27 injured among them, children.
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Fucking explosions in Kyiv
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fucking explosions in Kyiv
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i know there’s a lot going on but “rich people were going on safari to hunt people in sarajevo during the siege” feels like it should be a big story? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Milan prosecutors investigate alleged ‘sniper tourism’ during Bosnian war
Groups from Italy and elsewhere alleged to have paid Serb soldiers to shoot Sarajevo residents during siege
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i know there’s a lot going on but “rich people were going on safari to hunt people in sarajevo during the siege” feels like it should be a big story? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
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No heat yet this winter.
Power outages.
Can’t use CPAP if no power at night.
Water heater limited by power.
I don’t want to get out of bed.
Power outages.
Can’t use CPAP if no power at night.
Water heater limited by power.
I don’t want to get out of bed.
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
No heat yet this winter.
Power outages.
Can’t use CPAP if no power at night.
Water heater limited by power.
I don’t want to get out of bed.
Power outages.
Can’t use CPAP if no power at night.
Water heater limited by power.
I don’t want to get out of bed.
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🇲🇼⚠️ Malawian girls in Russia were taken into slavery and forced to make Shaheds in the Alabuga industrial zone.
Human Rights Watch confirmed that it is investigating reports of the recruitment of Malawian girls through Alabuga Start program, which promised jobs and training…
Human Rights Watch confirmed that it is investigating reports of the recruitment of Malawian girls through Alabuga Start program, which promised jobs and training…
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
🇲🇼⚠️ Malawian girls in Russia were taken into slavery and forced to make Shaheds in the Alabuga industrial zone.
Human Rights Watch confirmed that it is investigating reports of the recruitment of Malawian girls through Alabuga Start program, which promised jobs and training…
Human Rights Watch confirmed that it is investigating reports of the recruitment of Malawian girls through Alabuga Start program, which promised jobs and training…
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“Ukrzaliznytsia has suspended train service to Kramatorsk indefinitely.
This was expected, but that doesn’t make it any less painful. Because this place - the Kramatorsk railway station - has long meant much more to all of us than just an important logistical hub.
This was expected, but that doesn’t make it any less painful. Because this place - the Kramatorsk railway station - has long meant much more to all of us than just an important logistical hub.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Ukrzaliznytsia has suspended train service to Kramatorsk indefinitely.
This was expected, but that doesn’t make it any less painful. Because this place - the Kramatorsk railway station - has long meant much more to all of us than just an important logistical hub.
This was expected, but that doesn’t make it any less painful. Because this place - the Kramatorsk railway station - has long meant much more to all of us than just an important logistical hub.
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I have an alt account with ~200 Ukrainian mutuals so I asked how they're staying warm. Some have central heat via gas boiler but the ones that don't are using sweaters and blankets, hot water bottles wrapped in towels. One answered that they use gas stoves (😬). Temps in the 40s lately (3-9 C).
Yeah so several major Ukrainian cities are in a complete blackout right now. 0 generation from thermal plants and 0 idea when the power will be back. Just please don’t forget us
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I have an alt account with ~200 Ukrainian mutuals so I asked how they're staying warm. Some have central heat via gas boiler but the ones that don't are using sweaters and blankets, hot water bottles wrapped in towels. One answered that they use gas stoves (😬). Temps in the 40s lately (3-9 C).
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Yeah so several major Ukrainian cities are in a complete blackout right now. 0 generation from thermal plants and 0 idea when the power will be back. Just please don’t forget us
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yeah so several major Ukrainian cities are in a complete blackout right now. 0 generation from thermal plants and 0 idea when the power will be back. Just please don’t forget us
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‼️🙏 Kyiv is also in a complete blackout.
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
‼️🙏 Kyiv is also in a complete blackout.