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GlonzoTech
@sasquatech.bsky.social
Not really smart, just nerd-coded. Data analyst, reluctant grad student.

Profile pic - https://smbc-comics.com/comic/toxic | @zachweinersmith.bsky.social

Banner image - https://xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My “this is not a fake account” T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ah, thought I was missing something
October 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me: Hey, that looks like a fun lineup!

Me: *Reads the post*
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
September 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Me: Russia is actively killing our friends and allies, cynically trying to prove that we are unwilling to fight to maintain the world order millions died to build.

Everyone at work:
September 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Me looking at the new corruption my fellow countrymen are willing to accept today
September 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
September 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
THEORY ACQUIRED
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
September 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Another addition to my collection!
September 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
September 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
August 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Death is still hopeful
August 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
August 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just another day in Florida
August 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reminds me of the old dual-mount AA-12 test weapon I saw on the Military Channel years ago
July 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Art
July 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Being a homeowner in a predominantly conservative neighborhood leads to some hilarious assumptions about my political leanings…
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So at this point I’m thinking “LARP” should be “computer nerd” based on the accounts with this alignment
July 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM