Perfect Hair Forever
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I have never been rude online.
Everything for everyone, and nothing for ourselves.
They and them are pronouns that can be applied to literally anyone and everyone stop crying about words.
I have never been rude online.
Everything for everyone, and nothing for ourselves.
They and them are pronouns that can be applied to literally anyone and everyone stop crying about words.
Pinned
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February 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure
February 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure
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I would never say something like ”Chewbacca fucks.” I would never say that
February 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I would never say something like ”Chewbacca fucks.” I would never say that
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when It Happens, David Gilmour & Roger Waters will finally reunite to release the worst Pink Floyd song you’ve ever heard
February 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
when It Happens, David Gilmour & Roger Waters will finally reunite to release the worst Pink Floyd song you’ve ever heard
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in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
February 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
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![World famous musician Sting with a buzz cut and shades, looking buff as hell, and holding a Far Side comic strip collection. Caption reads "I came here to [Cow Tool 1] and [Cow Tool 2] - and I'm all outta [Cow Tool 2]", referencing Duke Nukem's famous line, by way of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's character in the film They Live (1988).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fk7ph3h2bmpe76hvde65fbhf/bafkreiejrvnmiabrrlaeoz7o3rg66mhqrlbtkmqan4abitdu2e6dagwi3a@jpeg)
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UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
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Pam Bondi 2014 campaign ad
February 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Pam Bondi 2014 campaign ad
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Yes, hi, do you have Prince Andrew in a can?
February 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Yes, hi, do you have Prince Andrew in a can?
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Today's video is a fun one. Vince Offer, the ShamWow Guy, is running for Congress in the midterms! But for some reason, the internet seems to have forgotten a key part of his completely bonkers history... skepchick.org/2026/02/the-...
The Cult Behind the ShamWow Guy’s Congressional Run
Transcript: Today I want to talk about the upcoming mid-term election to decide who will represent Texas’s 31st Congressional District in the United States House of Representatives–not because this…
skepchick.org
February 19, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Today's video is a fun one. Vince Offer, the ShamWow Guy, is running for Congress in the midterms! But for some reason, the internet seems to have forgotten a key part of his completely bonkers history... skepchick.org/2026/02/the-...
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Being diurnal is woke nonsense
February 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Being diurnal is woke nonsense
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chest full of ghosts
February 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
chest full of ghosts
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...
Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office as King says 'law must take its course' - live updates
It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.bbc.com
February 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...
www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...
Chewbacca fucked
February 19, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Chewbacca fucked
I may have bought coffee that is laced with amphetamines
February 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I may have bought coffee that is laced with amphetamines
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well that was quite a day on bluesky, boy we sure had some laughs! and hey!! tomorrow is friday! hell yeah
February 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
well that was quite a day on bluesky, boy we sure had some laughs! and hey!! tomorrow is friday! hell yeah
TOR already exists.
Exclusive: The US State Department is developing an online portal to enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propaganda, sources told Reuters reut.rs/4cySsA6
Exclusive: US plans online portal to bypass content bans in Europe and elsewhere
The U.S. State Department is developing an online portal that will enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propagan...
reut.rs
February 19, 2026 at 2:11 AM
TOR already exists.
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why does their appear to be chocolate smeared in my wallet
February 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
why does their appear to be chocolate smeared in my wallet
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Haunted chicken pot pies
February 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Haunted chicken pot pies
I‘m declaring this week over. tomorrow is now Friday. Plan accordingly. If you need to notify your boss then print this out and show it to them
February 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I‘m declaring this week over. tomorrow is now Friday. Plan accordingly. If you need to notify your boss then print this out and show it to them
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kamala harris only lost the election because the government didnt want her peeling the paint off the walls with her catastrophically stinky farts. they loved her support of genocide, and strict immigration laws, but the farts were just too much.
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
kamala harris only lost the election because the government didnt want her peeling the paint off the walls with her catastrophically stinky farts. they loved her support of genocide, and strict immigration laws, but the farts were just too much.
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a tall glass of ass
February 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
a tall glass of ass