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they said it was impossible to push trump left but now he’s a ‘the chart says you’re not poor’ guy
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
they said it was impossible to push trump left but now he’s a ‘the chart says you’re not poor’ guy
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You shouldn’t be allowed to get a big gulp if you’re under 5’2
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You shouldn’t be allowed to get a big gulp if you’re under 5’2
FACT: Licorice was originally used as building material
FACT: Chipmunks cannot be trusted
FACT: American tap water is laced with sea monkeys
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
FACT: Licorice was originally used as building material
There’s an old saying in Shakespeare - I know it’s in Congreve, probably in Shakespeare - that says, Heaven has no rage like…like love to hatred turned. Nor Hell a Fur- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There’s an old saying in Shakespeare - I know it’s in Congreve, probably in Shakespeare - that says, Heaven has no rage like…like love to hatred turned. Nor Hell a Fur- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Ensign Ro my queeeeeeeen
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ensign Ro my queeeeeeeen
Instagram loves to be like “here’s a post from three weeks ago. Like it and the uploader will think you’re a creep”
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Instagram loves to be like “here’s a post from three weeks ago. Like it and the uploader will think you’re a creep”
365 days strong!
I look like the kind of squirrel who would be maintaining a Reddit streak
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
365 days strong!
I’ve come up with a name for a hypothetical girlfriend/fiancée/wife/ex-wife to use when writing out plans for my life:
Raquel Francine O’Shaughnessy
Raquel Francine O’Shaughnessy
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’ve come up with a name for a hypothetical girlfriend/fiancée/wife/ex-wife to use when writing out plans for my life:
Raquel Francine O’Shaughnessy
Raquel Francine O’Shaughnessy
“Subreddit micro-celebrity” is a terrible internet archetype to encounter
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“Subreddit micro-celebrity” is a terrible internet archetype to encounter
A solid, decent-paying job and a solid, decent-paying relationship would fix me
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
A solid, decent-paying job and a solid, decent-paying relationship would fix me
Life your life in a way that produces good Jeopardy! anecdotes
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Life your life in a way that produces good Jeopardy! anecdotes
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Shaun, and I cannot stress this enough, The Sheep
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Shaun, and I cannot stress this enough, The Sheep
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
The sun sets at 5:30 now?!
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The sun sets at 5:30 now?!
FACT: Chipmunks cannot be trusted
FACT: American tap water is laced with sea monkeys
FACT: steering wheels used to be in the middle
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
FACT: Chipmunks cannot be trusted
Hey, man, watch out. Your butt’s about to explode
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey, man, watch out. Your butt’s about to explode
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its like a yearly great depression frfr
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
its like a yearly great depression frfr
No Nut November is a terrible time for squirrels.
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No Nut November is a terrible time for squirrels.
A rodent bar is called a ‘squeakeasy’. This is etymologically unrelated to Prohibition.
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A rodent bar is called a ‘squeakeasy’. This is etymologically unrelated to Prohibition.
Force majeure
Forse majure
Horse manure
Forse majure
Horse manure
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Force majeure
Forse majure
Horse manure
Forse majure
Horse manure
To anyone getting married today: Happy Hallowedding!
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
To anyone getting married today: Happy Hallowedding!
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Listen, money is invented. We're making it completely fake. It sucks. None of us are happy. It will make you miserable. Get on board.
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Listen, money is invented. We're making it completely fake. It sucks. None of us are happy. It will make you miserable. Get on board.
Veterinarians love calling my face “little”. C’mon, doc, it’s the right size for me. Maybe you’re the one with the *big* face, huh? Ever thought of that?!
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Veterinarians love calling my face “little”. C’mon, doc, it’s the right size for me. Maybe you’re the one with the *big* face, huh? Ever thought of that?!
Post a perfec-
No. Nothing is perfect.
No. Nothing is perfect.
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Post a perfec-
No. Nothing is perfect.
No. Nothing is perfect.