Steady the new year squirrel
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Happy 1926!
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Happy 1926!
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Steady alt swap failure how embarassing for the squirrel community to come into 2026 like this
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Steady alt swap failure how embarassing for the squirrel community to come into 2026 like this
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Happy New year to everyone!🥳🎆🎇🎉
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Happy New year to everyone!🥳🎆🎇🎉
In 2026 I do not want to get better! Only worse! And society should gladly enable me!
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
In 2026 I do not want to get better! Only worse! And society should gladly enable me!
I HAD A COUPON FOR A FREE PIZZA AND IT EXPIRED TODAY RAHHHHHHHHHH
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I HAD A COUPON FOR A FREE PIZZA AND IT EXPIRED TODAY RAHHHHHHHHHH
New Year’s resolution: spend more time on social media
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
New Year’s resolution: spend more time on social media
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normal people: you gonna watch the ball drop tonight?
me, nodding off at 10:46 pm: *weakly* it's... it's too late for me *coughs* you go on without me... i'd... i'd only slow you down...
me, nodding off at 10:46 pm: *weakly* it's... it's too late for me *coughs* you go on without me... i'd... i'd only slow you down...
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
normal people: you gonna watch the ball drop tonight?
me, nodding off at 10:46 pm: *weakly* it's... it's too late for me *coughs* you go on without me... i'd... i'd only slow you down...
me, nodding off at 10:46 pm: *weakly* it's... it's too late for me *coughs* you go on without me... i'd... i'd only slow you down...
AHHHH WHAT WAS TH-
Oh, firework.
AHHHHHH I’M S-
Oh. Firework.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, firework.
AHHHHHH I’M S-
Oh. Firework.
AHHHHHHHHHH
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
AHHHH WHAT WAS TH-
Oh, firework.
AHHHHHH I’M S-
Oh. Firework.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, firework.
AHHHHHH I’M S-
Oh. Firework.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Fellas, think about it. She’s:
-Tall
-Strong
-Intelligent
-Mature
-Well-traveled
-Protective
-A provider
-Tall
-Strong
-Intelligent
-Mature
-Well-traveled
-Protective
-A provider
The ideal woman is a Spartan-IV
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fellas, think about it. She’s:
-Tall
-Strong
-Intelligent
-Mature
-Well-traveled
-Protective
-A provider
-Tall
-Strong
-Intelligent
-Mature
-Well-traveled
-Protective
-A provider
Pico de gallo is Pico de GOATed
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Pico de gallo is Pico de GOATed
80% of New Vegas’ player dialog options are basically:
>Yes
>Question
>No
>Let’s talk about something else.
>Goodbye.
>Yes
>Question
>No
>Let’s talk about something else.
>Goodbye.
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
80% of New Vegas’ player dialog options are basically:
>Yes
>Question
>No
>Let’s talk about something else.
>Goodbye.
>Yes
>Question
>No
>Let’s talk about something else.
>Goodbye.
The ideal woman is a Spartan-IV
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The ideal woman is a Spartan-IV
It’s a fact of life you’ll eventually find a roach in your apartment. When you see one, you’re freaked out, of course, but you kill it and eat it like usual. Then you can relax since you’re not “due” for another roach for a good while!
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It’s a fact of life you’ll eventually find a roach in your apartment. When you see one, you’re freaked out, of course, but you kill it and eat it like usual. Then you can relax since you’re not “due” for another roach for a good while!
I’m not really a ‘turn on red’ kind of guy
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’m not really a ‘turn on red’ kind of guy
Selfish Vulcan: the needs of me outweigh the needs of you
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Selfish Vulcan: the needs of me outweigh the needs of you
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I need more blankets and less blankets
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I need more blankets and less blankets
L + ratio + Great Hymn to Aten
🥱🙄
🥱🙄
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
L + ratio + Great Hymn to Aten
🥱🙄
🥱🙄
Put me in a historiated initial
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Put me in a historiated initial
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Cop: this is a one way street
Me: I am only going one way.
Me: I am only going one way.
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cop: this is a one way street
Me: I am only going one way.
Me: I am only going one way.
FACT: You can drive in reverse on all US highways
FACT: Your mom is indie sleaze
FACT: Licorice was originally used as building material
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
FACT: You can drive in reverse on all US highways
I’m hoping to be named dictator perpetuo of Houston
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m hoping to be named dictator perpetuo of Houston
ChatGPT do my dishes
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
ChatGPT do my dishes
Saddam Hussein
⬇️
𓀿
⬇️
𓀿
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Saddam Hussein
⬇️
𓀿
⬇️
𓀿
I feel it!
I feel the spirit of Dell Mibbler within me!
TWO-BY-FOUR!
I feel the spirit of Dell Mibbler within me!
TWO-BY-FOUR!
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I feel it!
I feel the spirit of Dell Mibbler within me!
TWO-BY-FOUR!
I feel the spirit of Dell Mibbler within me!
TWO-BY-FOUR!
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na'vidads if you were
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
na'vidads if you were