SAM
SAM
@samdoerr.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social reminder that it’s not too late to publish your Holiday Bowl (SMU and Zona) as a minute long audio of credit card clacks and sniffling.
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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One of my favorite cross-cultural things is that everyone looks at their regional funny not-dog and automatically assumes "trickster spirit."
baby yotes always look like, despite their trepidation, they are still thinking of ways to steal your sandwich
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social TTU doing TTU things: scored so fast I hadn’t even gotten the channel on yet
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The Sora AI disinfo nightmare is here

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October 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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The story of 2024 is this: Trump had a plan to destroy American government called Project 2025, which had, literally, not a typo, a 4% approval rating. He lied constantly and said he wouldn't do it.

Then he entered office and immediately implemented AN EVEN MORE EXTREME VERSION OF IT.
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@mattufford.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social have you heard of this absolutely hilarious yet sincere doc on bird watching? Was a fantastic way to spend a Sunday morning. I love these bros.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
YouTube video by owen reiser
www.youtube.com
September 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social you gotta let em score right?
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
August 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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(returning to the break room for a third donut) oh, did someone bring donuts?
February 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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With this budget, ICE alone would have nearly as large a detention operation as all 50 states' prison systems combined. Bigger budget than the Marine Corps. Police-state levels of spending
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:

- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
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June 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
June 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Iran closing the Hormuz Straight
Blehhhhhhhh hate that so much for Haliburton
June 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social Tavon Austin was made for flag football, he is Michelangelo’s David of flag football archetypes
May 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday

Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social LSU’s going to caravan to Highland Park and create an international incident
LSU and SMU announce a home-and-home series in 2028 (Baton Rouge) and 2029 (Dallas).
May 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@newap-georgia.bsky.social

SZ U Gold Trans Am is basically SMU anyways (thanks Eric Dickerson!), and putting the fighting SZUGTAs above Clemson is payback for last years ACC title game.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed
March 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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@edsbs.bsky.social is Dan Campbell the closest thing to “college football energy” that the NFL has? It’s either that or everything George Pickens does during a football game.
December 31, 2024 at 12:31 AM