SAM
@samdoerr.bsky.social
Resting that bum ankle for a month really did wonders for his plant leg
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Resting that bum ankle for a month really did wonders for his plant leg
I hear the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social voicemail already
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I hear the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social voicemail already
ACAB: all cops are bears in Busy Town
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
ACAB: all cops are bears in Busy Town
He double-clicked the ground so hard it reset his CPU and he rebooted as a good QB again
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
He double-clicked the ground so hard it reset his CPU and he rebooted as a good QB again
About the time I got to the history of American Chinese food, I realized you’re the star of your local bar trivia team
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
About the time I got to the history of American Chinese food, I realized you’re the star of your local bar trivia team
“We posted our plans for the rezoning of the public park as a parking garage on the city hall bulletin board for 1 month, as county law dictates.”
“Ma’am, no one has gone into city hall for anything other than a wedding license in 20 years. And no one has read a bulletin board since cell phones.”
“Ma’am, no one has gone into city hall for anything other than a wedding license in 20 years. And no one has read a bulletin board since cell phones.”
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“We posted our plans for the rezoning of the public park as a parking garage on the city hall bulletin board for 1 month, as county law dictates.”
“Ma’am, no one has gone into city hall for anything other than a wedding license in 20 years. And no one has read a bulletin board since cell phones.”
“Ma’am, no one has gone into city hall for anything other than a wedding license in 20 years. And no one has read a bulletin board since cell phones.”
Him showing up 2/3rd of the way through Interstellar, being a cowardly shitheel, and then blowing himself up is a chefs kiss story arc
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Him showing up 2/3rd of the way through Interstellar, being a cowardly shitheel, and then blowing himself up is a chefs kiss story arc
Cannot read Al Michaels as anything other than ai michaels
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Cannot read Al Michaels as anything other than ai michaels
They even have a wild antisemitism storyline with a star WR - truly a team for the moment
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
They even have a wild antisemitism storyline with a star WR - truly a team for the moment
“Did AJ Brown just do an Antioch the Birthday Spider TD celebration?”
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Did AJ Brown just do an Antioch the Birthday Spider TD celebration?”
why can’t they just say it was a Subway sandwich? It was even in a Subway bag!
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
why can’t they just say it was a Subway sandwich? It was even in a Subway bag!
What is your opinion on Pace? It’s my favorite grocery store salsa.
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What is your opinion on Pace? It’s my favorite grocery store salsa.
Mike Bobo. Mike Bobo? Mike bObO.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Mike Bobo. Mike Bobo? Mike bObO.
this is what I do with my dog when she gets too hyped and starts humping things
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is what I do with my dog when she gets too hyped and starts humping things
ALRIGHT HERE’S THE SITUATION
THIS SONG ISN’T ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA
IT’S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA
THIS SONG ISN’T ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA
IT’S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ALRIGHT HERE’S THE SITUATION
THIS SONG ISN’T ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA
IT’S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA
THIS SONG ISN’T ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA
IT’S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA
Seeing lots of comments saying this is AI
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Seeing lots of comments saying this is AI
Trying to imagine what “retired dad” chore he was doing to get a grade 3 hamstring tear. Dads everywhere using this as an excuse not to clean leaves from the gutters.
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Trying to imagine what “retired dad” chore he was doing to get a grade 3 hamstring tear. Dads everywhere using this as an excuse not to clean leaves from the gutters.