Saisons
@saisons.bsky.social
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NYer formerly of Birmingham, UK
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NYer formerly of Birmingham, UK
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Saisons
@saisons.bsky.social
· Aug 23
Maybe stop demanding we pass impurity tests every four years to see just what bare minimum approaching human rights we will accept from our corporate masters. "if elected, we'll reduce the number of babies fed to the baby grinding machine by 40%" ass ghouls.
This just reminded me to go troll Fukuyama a bit.
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This just reminded me to go troll Fukuyama a bit.
You know, Dr. Fukuyama, I was promised a lot less history in my future, back in the day. What happened?
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You know, Dr. Fukuyama, I was promised a lot less history in my future, back in the day. What happened?
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it should be illegal to build a domed stadium in any city above the Mason-Dixon line
snow games are a national treasure
snow games are a national treasure
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
it should be illegal to build a domed stadium in any city above the Mason-Dixon line
snow games are a national treasure
snow games are a national treasure
When we "won" the cold war and history ended.
January 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
When we "won" the cold war and history ended.
Two front war and a smaller conflict somewhere else was the gold standard at the height of US analog military might.
January 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Two front war and a smaller conflict somewhere else was the gold standard at the height of US analog military might.
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DOME BOY CAN'T THROW IN THE SNOW
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
DOME BOY CAN'T THROW IN THE SNOW
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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Dear Europe:
How to understand Chuck Schumer Energy: He likes the status quo - his job, his life, being a legislative person and a fundraiser, not a public leader.
And he doesn't want to admit even to himself the world has changed.
Also, Schumer and Keir Starmer are VERY SIMILAR.
How to understand Chuck Schumer Energy: He likes the status quo - his job, his life, being a legislative person and a fundraiser, not a public leader.
And he doesn't want to admit even to himself the world has changed.
Also, Schumer and Keir Starmer are VERY SIMILAR.
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Dear Europe:
How to understand Chuck Schumer Energy: He likes the status quo - his job, his life, being a legislative person and a fundraiser, not a public leader.
And he doesn't want to admit even to himself the world has changed.
Also, Schumer and Keir Starmer are VERY SIMILAR.
How to understand Chuck Schumer Energy: He likes the status quo - his job, his life, being a legislative person and a fundraiser, not a public leader.
And he doesn't want to admit even to himself the world has changed.
Also, Schumer and Keir Starmer are VERY SIMILAR.
Step up to the moment or resign you cowardly fuck.
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Step up to the moment or resign you cowardly fuck.
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tolkien's dwarves speak a language vaguely based on his perception of hebrew. world of warcraft dwarves follow warhammer fantasy in being vaguely scottish. my proposal: fantasy dwarfs should talk like crazed mountain man prospector coots. straight up yosemite sam
Fantasy wood elves should have Appalachian Accents. I want angry hillbilly wood elves. Git out our holler ya sumbitch or we'll fill yer backside with so many arrows you'll look like you got a porcupine for a sit-upon
January 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM
tolkien's dwarves speak a language vaguely based on his perception of hebrew. world of warcraft dwarves follow warhammer fantasy in being vaguely scottish. my proposal: fantasy dwarfs should talk like crazed mountain man prospector coots. straight up yosemite sam
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Really recommend reading Tal Lavin's (@swordsjew.bsky.social) Wild Faith: How the Christian Right Is Taking Over America to understand the long game of White Christian Nationalists in the US & how it is playing out in this moment.
The mainstream media has not & will not cover this honestly.
The mainstream media has not & will not cover this honestly.
CONFIRMED:
Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.
They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821
Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.
They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Really recommend reading Tal Lavin's (@swordsjew.bsky.social) Wild Faith: How the Christian Right Is Taking Over America to understand the long game of White Christian Nationalists in the US & how it is playing out in this moment.
The mainstream media has not & will not cover this honestly.
The mainstream media has not & will not cover this honestly.
Let's fight a four front war, Venezuela, Greenland, Iran and on the streets of our own cities. This will work out fine I'm sure.
January 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Let's fight a four front war, Venezuela, Greenland, Iran and on the streets of our own cities. This will work out fine I'm sure.
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This is like the second article about cis women going on T to get hornier for men from the paper that has been cited multiple times in anti-trans policymaking btw
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This is like the second article about cis women going on T to get hornier for men from the paper that has been cited multiple times in anti-trans policymaking btw
Chuck Schumer is a wartime collaborator.
Chuck Schumer is not a wartime consigliere
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Chuck Schumer is a wartime collaborator.
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A big part of the "ICE and Border Patrol guys could never make it in the military or a real police force" rhetoric is just cope that allows folks to keep pretending that cops and military don't have large numbers of violent, sociopathic toolbags themselves. They do.
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
A big part of the "ICE and Border Patrol guys could never make it in the military or a real police force" rhetoric is just cope that allows folks to keep pretending that cops and military don't have large numbers of violent, sociopathic toolbags themselves. They do.
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"He spoke English with a Mexican accent, so Brett Kavanaugh said we could fuck with him briefly. So we did."
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"He spoke English with a Mexican accent, so Brett Kavanaugh said we could fuck with him briefly. So we did."
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A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
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This was likely the plane that carried Victor Manuel Diaz to his death.
Are you proud of yourselves, Avelo?
Camp East Montana needs to be shut down NOW.
bsky.app/profile/jjin...
Are you proud of yourselves, Avelo?
Camp East Montana needs to be shut down NOW.
bsky.app/profile/jjin...
🧊✈️ HEADS UP MINNESOTA‼️
⚠️ Creepy White Jet coming to MSP
Avelo 737 – Tail: N805VL
ETA - 12pm 👀
⚠️ Creepy White Jet coming to MSP
Avelo 737 – Tail: N805VL
ETA - 12pm 👀
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
This was likely the plane that carried Victor Manuel Diaz to his death.
Are you proud of yourselves, Avelo?
Camp East Montana needs to be shut down NOW.
bsky.app/profile/jjin...
Are you proud of yourselves, Avelo?
Camp East Montana needs to be shut down NOW.
bsky.app/profile/jjin...
Incoming videos of the most unlikely looking white dudes in Eagles jerseys verbally abusing tf out of ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Incoming videos of the most unlikely looking white dudes in Eagles jerseys verbally abusing tf out of ICE.
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I would not, not for one million American dollars give Philadelphians such a perfect excuse.
I've heard rumors that Philadelphia is next for the ICE invasion after Minneapolis.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
January 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I would not, not for one million American dollars give Philadelphians such a perfect excuse.
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You do know that if Trump puts 1500 active duty military troops on the ground it just continues to prove that the federal government is at war against us and that our Democratic Party leaders has failed us utterly right
January 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
You do know that if Trump puts 1500 active duty military troops on the ground it just continues to prove that the federal government is at war against us and that our Democratic Party leaders has failed us utterly right
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Cory supports the murdering of you and me in the street by continuing to fund Trump’s private goon squad.
He doesn’t want change and he doesn’t care if you die.
He doesn’t want change and he doesn’t care if you die.
THREAD. Having just written a book about this and talked to a LOT of Democrats, I can assure you that neither Cory Booker nor the policing industry he’s advertising think that more money for ICE “training” and tech would address any problem that any person of good will has with what ICE is doing.
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Cory supports the murdering of you and me in the street by continuing to fund Trump’s private goon squad.
He doesn’t want change and he doesn’t care if you die.
He doesn’t want change and he doesn’t care if you die.
Corey Booker is a quisling, a vichy, a collaborator & a bootlicker.
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Corey Booker is a quisling, a vichy, a collaborator & a bootlicker.
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This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
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CONFIRMED:
Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.
They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821
Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.
They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
CONFIRMED:
Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.
They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821
Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office.
They were 100% right.
https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821