Stacy
@runswithturtles.bsky.social
Dark-humored IT professional with a passion for horror literature. A wife a mom, and a Grammie of 3.
A few of my favorite things are thunderstorms, watching K-dramas & true crime shows, gardening, bird watching, and hanging with my dogs.
NO DMS!
A few of my favorite things are thunderstorms, watching K-dramas & true crime shows, gardening, bird watching, and hanging with my dogs.
NO DMS!
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Ask me anything, I don’t know shit.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ask me anything, I don’t know shit.
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I brought an email to this knife fight
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I brought an email to this knife fight
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L👀k how enthusiastic that pupper is.
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🔉
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
L👀k how enthusiastic that pupper is.
🔉
🔉
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I need someone to follow me around with a spray bottle and say “no” occasionally
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I need someone to follow me around with a spray bottle and say “no” occasionally
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"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
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gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
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I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice
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You are loved. Pass it on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You are loved. Pass it on.
Netflix and stop talking to me
trying to read what theyre sayin'
*Me, reading netflix closed captions.
trying to read what theyre sayin'
*Me, reading netflix closed captions.
Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Netflix and stop talking to me
trying to read what theyre sayin'
*Me, reading netflix closed captions.
trying to read what theyre sayin'
*Me, reading netflix closed captions.
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The face of a dog suffering from an addiction to the white fluffy stuff...
#dogsofbluesky #SnowTO #snow #Toronto #SpringerSpaniel
#dogsofbluesky #SnowTO #snow #Toronto #SpringerSpaniel
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The face of a dog suffering from an addiction to the white fluffy stuff...
#dogsofbluesky #SnowTO #snow #Toronto #SpringerSpaniel
#dogsofbluesky #SnowTO #snow #Toronto #SpringerSpaniel
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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For you (and for me!)
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
For you (and for me!)
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November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
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when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”
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i’m either yapping or napping
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i’m either yapping or napping
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Donald Trump and @jd-vance-1.bsky.social's refusal to provide SNAP benefits to Americans in need isn't just illegal — it's immoral.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Donald Trump and @jd-vance-1.bsky.social's refusal to provide SNAP benefits to Americans in need isn't just illegal — it's immoral.
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Phyllanthus was once treated as yet another odd Euphorbiaceae. The unisexual flower & 3-part stigma fit, but they’re plesiomorphic*. We now place it in its own family, not esp. close to Euphorbiaceae. 📷: P. calycinus Philip Bouchard CCBYNCND2 #Phyllanthaceae #TropicalBotany #Botany 🌾🧪🌱
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November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Phyllanthus was once treated as yet another odd Euphorbiaceae. The unisexual flower & 3-part stigma fit, but they’re plesiomorphic*. We now place it in its own family, not esp. close to Euphorbiaceae. 📷: P. calycinus Philip Bouchard CCBYNCND2 #Phyllanthaceae #TropicalBotany #Botany 🌾🧪🌱
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.