Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
Tonight for dessert I made pear, blueberry and raspberry crisp. It was extra delicious!
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Tonight for dessert I made pear, blueberry and raspberry crisp. It was extra delicious!
Meanwhile high up somewhere in the Andes.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Meanwhile high up somewhere in the Andes.
Love it, love it, love it!!
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Love it, love it, love it!!
I love it!
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I love it!
Never believe anything a groundhog says. They lie!
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Never believe anything a groundhog says. They lie!
In the lead of to the war Baby Zilla trained to be a kamikaze pilot but they booted him out because he got too big. That's when he went rogue.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
In the lead of to the war Baby Zilla trained to be a kamikaze pilot but they booted him out because he got too big. That's when he went rogue.
But they're both cute!
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
But they're both cute!
Punxsutawney Phil is such a dark bastard.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Punxsutawney Phil is such a dark bastard.
On January 31, ICE agents gratuitously attacked a demonstration in Portland—blanketing a six-block area in tear gas, injuring a number of small children, and further polarizing the whole city against them.
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
On January 31, ICE agents gratuitously attacked a demonstration in Portland—blanketing a six-block area in tear gas, injuring a number of small children, and further polarizing the whole city against them.
Can you imagine traversing these in the morning in your Costco socks on the way to the kitchen to get your first cup of coffee?
#stairsthatwillkillyou
#stairsthatwillkillyou
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Can you imagine traversing these in the morning in your Costco socks on the way to the kitchen to get your first cup of coffee?
#stairsthatwillkillyou
#stairsthatwillkillyou
Incorporating natural materials is very on trend for 2026.
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
February 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Incorporating natural materials is very on trend for 2026.
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
Taco Tuesday is tomorrow.
Are you ready?
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Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Taco Tuesday is tomorrow.
Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
How did you know it was Don?
a south park cartoon shows a man talking on a phone
ALT: a south park cartoon shows a man talking on a phone
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
How did you know it was Don?
Me, when I find out that someone ate my hidden stash of chocolate chip cookies that I secretly bought at the Columbia City Bakery.
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Me, when I find out that someone ate my hidden stash of chocolate chip cookies that I secretly bought at the Columbia City Bakery.
Idk... I think it's a pretty good likeness.
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Idk... I think it's a pretty good likeness.
Red-legged Seriema
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Red-legged Seriema
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
Good morning everybody!!
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Good morning everybody!!
This is the pharmaceutical Industries # 1 Dirty Little Secret.
#I'mawhistleblower
#I'mawhistleblower
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
This is the pharmaceutical Industries # 1 Dirty Little Secret.
#I'mawhistleblower
#I'mawhistleblower
I'm always getting these two mixed up in my head.
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I'm always getting these two mixed up in my head.
Of course Phil is calling this meme fake news. The bastard.
February 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Of course Phil is calling this meme fake news. The bastard.
My buddy Dave here wants you to know that groundhogs are a bunch of parasitic yellow-bellied, lily livered, sycophantic gonorrhea carrying, child eating, blasphemous liars!
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
My buddy Dave here wants you to know that groundhogs are a bunch of parasitic yellow-bellied, lily livered, sycophantic gonorrhea carrying, child eating, blasphemous liars!
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
To all of my Florida friends, sitting under a blanket with a blow dryer maybe your only chance for survival.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
To all of my Florida friends, sitting under a blanket with a blow dryer maybe your only chance for survival.
The Trivago dude before his teeth reductions.
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The Trivago dude before his teeth reductions.