Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
Words to live by.
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Words to live by.
"They're here!"
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"They're here!"
Good morning everybody!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Good morning everybody!!
I have a very bad feeling for the people of Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I have a very bad feeling for the people of Venezuela.
Luckily for us there are no Bic lighter wielding raccoons or wild hippos in North America.
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Luckily for us there are no Bic lighter wielding raccoons or wild hippos in North America.
Even more stairs that can kill you.🤷
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Even more stairs that can kill you.🤷
Please support the Arts if you can.
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Please support the Arts if you can.
Kegger Lisa.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Kegger Lisa.
This this is the newly crowned King of Venezuela giving a speech today.
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This this is the newly crowned King of Venezuela giving a speech today.
This is exactly why I gave up my dream of becoming a forensic medical examiner.
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This is exactly why I gave up my dream of becoming a forensic medical examiner.
When reheating your coffee do you ever turn the microwave off at 0:01 because who needs to hear all of that bullshit?
a man in a halo costume says i can 't hear myself think
ALT: a man in a halo costume says i can 't hear myself think
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
When reheating your coffee do you ever turn the microwave off at 0:01 because who needs to hear all of that bullshit?
For some reason the photo didn't attach in my earlier post. It was most likely human error but I'm going to blame it on technology.
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
For some reason the photo didn't attach in my earlier post. It was most likely human error but I'm going to blame it on technology.
After relapsing Big Bird would find himself in the alley behind Sesame Street juggling the overwhelming guilt and shame of his actions in his mind. Big Bird needs to phone his sponsor and go to a meeting.*
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January 6, 2026 at 11:17 AM
After relapsing Big Bird would find himself in the alley behind Sesame Street juggling the overwhelming guilt and shame of his actions in his mind. Big Bird needs to phone his sponsor and go to a meeting.*
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That time I got banned from the museum gift shop.
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
That time I got banned from the museum gift shop.
What a presidential thing to say.
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
What a presidential thing to say.
I was a beautiful bride and I wrote the prenup. Score team $cissors!
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I was a beautiful bride and I wrote the prenup. Score team $cissors!
More stairs that can kill you.
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
More stairs that can kill you.
Feel free to hurt their liddle white supwemacist snowfwake feewings.
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Feel free to hurt their liddle white supwemacist snowfwake feewings.
If you're a radical left scumbag like me just know that this is the mindset we're up against.
January 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
If you're a radical left scumbag like me just know that this is the mindset we're up against.
The Guangxi New Media Center building in
Nanning, Guangxi, China certainly had a fantastic New Year.
Nanning, Guangxi, China certainly had a fantastic New Year.
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The Guangxi New Media Center building in
Nanning, Guangxi, China certainly had a fantastic New Year.
Nanning, Guangxi, China certainly had a fantastic New Year.
Caption this.👇
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Caption this.👇
Is anyone else's insomnia caused by a ghost cat marching band led by a unicycle riding, saxophone playing Tomcat?
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Is anyone else's insomnia caused by a ghost cat marching band led by a unicycle riding, saxophone playing Tomcat?
I just got a text from the property manager. My rent just went up $300.
Mother.
Fucker.
Mother.
Fucker.
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I just got a text from the property manager. My rent just went up $300.
Mother.
Fucker.
Mother.
Fucker.