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tevistickles.bsky.social
Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️‍🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
Tonight for dessert I made pear, blueberry and raspberry crisp. It was extra delicious!
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Meanwhile high up somewhere in the Andes.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Love it, love it, love it!!
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I love it!
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Never believe anything a groundhog says. They lie!
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
In the lead of to the war Baby Zilla trained to be a kamikaze pilot but they booted him out because he got too big. That's when he went rogue.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
But they're both cute!
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Punxsutawney Phil is such a dark bastard.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
On January 31, ICE agents gratuitously attacked a demonstration in Portland—blanketing a six-block area in tear gas, injuring a number of small children, and further polarizing the whole city against them.
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Can you imagine traversing these in the morning in your Costco socks on the way to the kitchen to get your first cup of coffee?
#stairsthatwillkillyou
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Incorporating natural materials is very on trend for 2026.
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
February 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Taco Tuesday is tomorrow.
Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
How did you know it was Don?
a south park cartoon shows a man talking on a phone
ALT: a south park cartoon shows a man talking on a phone
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Me, when I find out that someone ate my hidden stash of chocolate chip cookies that I secretly bought at the Columbia City Bakery.
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Idk... I think it's a pretty good likeness.
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Red-legged Seriema
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Good morning everybody!!
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
This is the pharmaceutical Industries # 1 Dirty Little Secret.
#I'mawhistleblower
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I'm always getting these two mixed up in my head.
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Of course Phil is calling this meme fake news. The bastard.
February 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
My buddy Dave here wants you to know that groundhogs are a bunch of parasitic yellow-bellied, lily livered, sycophantic gonorrhea carrying, child eating, blasphemous liars!
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
To all of my Florida friends, sitting under a blanket with a blow dryer maybe your only chance for survival.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The Trivago dude before his teeth reductions.
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM