Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
Meanwhile high up somewhere in the Andes.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Meanwhile high up somewhere in the Andes.
In the lead of to the war Baby Zilla trained to be a kamikaze pilot but they booted him out because he got too big. That's when he went rogue.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
In the lead of to the war Baby Zilla trained to be a kamikaze pilot but they booted him out because he got too big. That's when he went rogue.
Punxsutawney Phil is such a dark bastard.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Punxsutawney Phil is such a dark bastard.
On January 31, ICE agents gratuitously attacked a demonstration in Portland—blanketing a six-block area in tear gas, injuring a number of small children, and further polarizing the whole city against them.
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
On January 31, ICE agents gratuitously attacked a demonstration in Portland—blanketing a six-block area in tear gas, injuring a number of small children, and further polarizing the whole city against them.
Can you imagine traversing these in the morning in your Costco socks on the way to the kitchen to get your first cup of coffee?
#stairsthatwillkillyou
#stairsthatwillkillyou
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Can you imagine traversing these in the morning in your Costco socks on the way to the kitchen to get your first cup of coffee?
#stairsthatwillkillyou
#stairsthatwillkillyou
Incorporating natural materials is very on trend for 2026.
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
February 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Incorporating natural materials is very on trend for 2026.
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
#Interiordesigntrendsfor2026
Taco Tuesday is tomorrow.
Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Taco Tuesday is tomorrow.
Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
Are you ready?
🌮🌮🌮
Me, when I find out that someone ate my hidden stash of chocolate chip cookies that I secretly bought at the Columbia City Bakery.
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Me, when I find out that someone ate my hidden stash of chocolate chip cookies that I secretly bought at the Columbia City Bakery.
Idk... I think it's a pretty good likeness.
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Idk... I think it's a pretty good likeness.
Red-legged Seriema
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Red-legged Seriema
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
Cariama cristata
Brazil
Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷
📷 Mauricio Silvera
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...
Good morning everybody!!
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Good morning everybody!!
This is the pharmaceutical Industries # 1 Dirty Little Secret.
#I'mawhistleblower
#I'mawhistleblower
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
This is the pharmaceutical Industries # 1 Dirty Little Secret.
#I'mawhistleblower
#I'mawhistleblower
I'm always getting these two mixed up in my head.
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I'm always getting these two mixed up in my head.
My buddy Dave here wants you to know that groundhogs are a bunch of parasitic yellow-bellied, lily livered, sycophantic gonorrhea carrying, child eating, blasphemous liars!
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
My buddy Dave here wants you to know that groundhogs are a bunch of parasitic yellow-bellied, lily livered, sycophantic gonorrhea carrying, child eating, blasphemous liars!
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
What's that Dave? Oh yeah. Phil can go phuc himself. Like groundhogs even have shadows. HA!!
#MarmotsversusGroundhogs
To all of my Florida friends, sitting under a blanket with a blow dryer maybe your only chance for survival.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
To all of my Florida friends, sitting under a blanket with a blow dryer maybe your only chance for survival.
The Trivago dude before his teeth reductions.
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The Trivago dude before his teeth reductions.
Ass cookies are my least favorite kind of baked goods.
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Ass cookies are my least favorite kind of baked goods.
A SHITBAG.
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
A SHITBAG.
Timeline cleanse.
Just a man and his horse.
Just a man and his horse.
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Timeline cleanse.
Just a man and his horse.
Just a man and his horse.
The trip to Urgent Care took like forever. Every annoying 10 minutes that we had to wait I stole a pair of large latex gloves. I won't be needing to buy latex gloves anytime soon.
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The trip to Urgent Care took like forever. Every annoying 10 minutes that we had to wait I stole a pair of large latex gloves. I won't be needing to buy latex gloves anytime soon.
I never found this secret level but if I had, the princess would still be rotting in that tower.
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I never found this secret level but if I had, the princess would still be rotting in that tower.
Anarchists. Why ya gotta be so terrifying?
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Anarchists. Why ya gotta be so terrifying?
Good morning everybody!!
Stay safe out there.
Stay safe out there.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Good morning everybody!!
Stay safe out there.
Stay safe out there.
Bloodhound decides missing hiker can stay lost.
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Bloodhound decides missing hiker can stay lost.