Tremendous Kielbasa
@rsaltasaurus.bsky.social
I don't know, man.
(He/him)
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The real key was to be way too sleazy to get with people who read Cosmo (I was with one person who read Cosmo and she would make me do the quizzes)
Gen Z didn't have to deal with the Russian roulette experience of what your girlfriend was gonna do after reading an issue of Cosmo.
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The real key was to be way too sleazy to get with people who read Cosmo (I was with one person who read Cosmo and she would make me do the quizzes)
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Several replies suggesting this is somehow only for gay folks but my wife and I were great friends for years before ever becoming romantically linked.
one of the most important pieces of advice i give to people is you have to be friends with someone before you enter into a romantic relationship with them. otherwise you're just trying to build a house on a nonexistent foundation
Another way of putting this is “date someone who likes you, not who is looking for someone to fill a role they’ve already carved out”
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Several replies suggesting this is somehow only for gay folks but my wife and I were great friends for years before ever becoming romantically linked.
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he's the forest gump of hitlers
jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
he's the forest gump of hitlers
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Times article has an incredible illustration
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Times article has an incredible illustration
Preparing for a Super Bowl with a receiver accused of strangling a woman by enshrining a receiver who had a protective order against him for grabbing a woman by her neck.
The 2026 Pro Football Hall of Fame class:
Drew Brees
Roger Craig
Larry Fitzgerald
Luke Kuechly
Adam Vinatieri
Drew Brees
Roger Craig
Larry Fitzgerald
Luke Kuechly
Adam Vinatieri
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Preparing for a Super Bowl with a receiver accused of strangling a woman by enshrining a receiver who had a protective order against him for grabbing a woman by her neck.
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Do the Seattle Seahawks eat pussy tier list
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Do the Seattle Seahawks eat pussy tier list
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
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All of this bullshit has forced me to reckon with not only knowing a ton of attorneys but learning that so many of them are good people doing immensely moral work in this moment. This is so fucked up.
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
All of this bullshit has forced me to reckon with not only knowing a ton of attorneys but learning that so many of them are good people doing immensely moral work in this moment. This is so fucked up.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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“We live in a world where we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say, ‘This is not my child, not my community, not my problem,’ but that attitude is exactly what allows injustice to keep happening.”
— Ian McKellen
— Ian McKellen
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
“We live in a world where we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say, ‘This is not my child, not my community, not my problem,’ but that attitude is exactly what allows injustice to keep happening.”
— Ian McKellen
— Ian McKellen
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February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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PUT
IT
IN
YOUR
MOUTH
IT
IN
YOUR
MOUTH
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
PUT
IT
IN
YOUR
MOUTH
IT
IN
YOUR
MOUTH
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Takeshi's Castle and Wipeout are the only reality shows that ever needed to exist
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Takeshi's Castle and Wipeout are the only reality shows that ever needed to exist
I was named after Cool Hand Luke and happen to also agree with my dad about how great it is.
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I was named after Cool Hand Luke and happen to also agree with my dad about how great it is.
I can't think of Cage without thinking of this. Maybe I'm too online.
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I can't think of Cage without thinking of this. Maybe I'm too online.
The Pearl Jam song here has to be high up there. I'll throw out "Rose Red Violent Blue (This Song is Dumb & So Am I)" by Stone Sour.
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
The Pearl Jam song here has to be high up there. I'll throw out "Rose Red Violent Blue (This Song is Dumb & So Am I)" by Stone Sour.
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So Michael Dickson can just… do that? Like on purpose??
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
So Michael Dickson can just… do that? Like on purpose??
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After 3 more glasses of Shiraz and a few minutes of chewing on sediment she kicked in the door of the kitchen and yelled THIS IS A WOMAN'S RESTROOM while trying to pee in the deep fryer
NANCY MACE: I don't drink because if I did it could kill me
ALSO NANCY MACE:
ALSO NANCY MACE:
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
After 3 more glasses of Shiraz and a few minutes of chewing on sediment she kicked in the door of the kitchen and yelled THIS IS A WOMAN'S RESTROOM while trying to pee in the deep fryer
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Where is the crime?
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Where is the crime?