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The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 8 points. They’ve won 13 games by a combined 189.
Best team in football.
Best team in football.
Seahawks had a higher winning percentage against playoff teams than the 49ers had against their entire schedule*
*one of the easiest due to finishing last in the division in 2024
(h/t @jeffphowe.bsky.social on the other site)
*one of the easiest due to finishing last in the division in 2024
(h/t @jeffphowe.bsky.social on the other site)
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Seahawks had a higher winning percentage against playoff teams than the 49ers had against their entire schedule*
*one of the easiest due to finishing last in the division in 2024
(h/t @jeffphowe.bsky.social on the other site)
*one of the easiest due to finishing last in the division in 2024
(h/t @jeffphowe.bsky.social on the other site)
🚨 Just put a bow on a fantastic episode with @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
He + @jacsonbevens.bsky.social discuss the biggest themes from the 2025 season, break down every game in the Wild Card round, rank the biggest threats to the Seahawks, and make their Super Bowl picks.
In your ears shortly!
He + @jacsonbevens.bsky.social discuss the biggest themes from the 2025 season, break down every game in the Wild Card round, rank the biggest threats to the Seahawks, and make their Super Bowl picks.
In your ears shortly!
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
🚨 Just put a bow on a fantastic episode with @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
He + @jacsonbevens.bsky.social discuss the biggest themes from the 2025 season, break down every game in the Wild Card round, rank the biggest threats to the Seahawks, and make their Super Bowl picks.
In your ears shortly!
He + @jacsonbevens.bsky.social discuss the biggest themes from the 2025 season, break down every game in the Wild Card round, rank the biggest threats to the Seahawks, and make their Super Bowl picks.
In your ears shortly!
The 2025 Seahawks just posted the highest Defensive DVOA in franchise history.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Yes, you read that correctly.
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The 2025 Seahawks just posted the highest Defensive DVOA in franchise history.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Yes, you read that correctly.
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crazy that the Seahawks have over $60M in cap space next year
So I get that everyone has their own thing
I get it
And I get that journalists really like the various sports balls & are entertained by them
But TODAY
When the USA government BOMBED ANOTHER COUNTRY & ABDUCTED ITS HEAD OF STATE
The public needs some journalism & not some sports ball commentary
I get it
And I get that journalists really like the various sports balls & are entertained by them
But TODAY
When the USA government BOMBED ANOTHER COUNTRY & ABDUCTED ITS HEAD OF STATE
The public needs some journalism & not some sports ball commentary
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
crazy that the Seahawks have over $60M in cap space next year
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Yesterday was the worst rushing performance for the 49ers since Kyle Shanahan became their head coach, according to success rate.
A span of 9 years, 161 games, and no other defense had shut them down quite like the Seahawks did.
A span of 9 years, 161 games, and no other defense had shut them down quite like the Seahawks did.
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Yesterday was the worst rushing performance for the 49ers since Kyle Shanahan became their head coach, according to success rate.
A span of 9 years, 161 games, and no other defense had shut them down quite like the Seahawks did.
A span of 9 years, 161 games, and no other defense had shut them down quite like the Seahawks did.
FIRST DOWNS
Seahawks Passing: 11
Seahawks Rushing: 10
49ers Total: 9
Seahawks Passing: 11
Seahawks Rushing: 10
49ers Total: 9
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
FIRST DOWNS
Seahawks Passing: 11
Seahawks Rushing: 10
49ers Total: 9
Seahawks Passing: 11
Seahawks Rushing: 10
49ers Total: 9
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Riq Woolen—who draws a lot of unfair ire for some reason—has been awesome tonight
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Riq Woolen—who draws a lot of unfair ire for some reason—has been awesome tonight
In their 50th season, the Seattle Seahawks set a franchise record for wins with 14
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 AM
In their 50th season, the Seattle Seahawks set a franchise record for wins with 14
Ken Walker and Zach Charbonnet absolutely dominated the Niners defense today, combining for 233 yards on 40 touches.
Bully ball.
Bully ball.
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Ken Walker and Zach Charbonnet absolutely dominated the Niners defense today, combining for 233 yards on 40 touches.
Bully ball.
Bully ball.
The Seahawks have as many losses this season (3) as the 49ers had points today
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
The Seahawks have as many losses this season (3) as the 49ers had points today
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2-11 on 3rd and 4th down. PHEW this Defense
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
2-11 on 3rd and 4th down. PHEW this Defense
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the masculine urge to compare this defense to THAT defense
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Every 49ers first down feels like a massive accomplishment
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Every 49ers first down feels like a massive accomplishment
😭 at Witherspoon checking himself before getting a taunting penalty there
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
😭 at Witherspoon checking himself before getting a taunting penalty there
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the masculine urge to compare this defense to THAT defense
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
the masculine urge to compare this defense to THAT defense
Tempted to feel disappointed that it’s only 10-3 when it could easily be 20-3, but if you had offered me this three hours ago I would have taken it without blinking
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Tempted to feel disappointed that it’s only 10-3 when it could easily be 20-3, but if you had offered me this three hours ago I would have taken it without blinking
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Nick Emmanwori played only four snaps in the opener against the 49ers before leaving with an ankle injury. Safe to say SF is getting the full Nick Emmanwori experience this time around.
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Nick Emmanwori played only four snaps in the opener against the 49ers before leaving with an ankle injury. Safe to say SF is getting the full Nick Emmanwori experience this time around.
Niners defense has looked like they’re playing with 10 men on the field for weeks now.
I don’t think Seattle’s defense is gonna let SF’s offense make up for it today.
I don’t think Seattle’s defense is gonna let SF’s offense make up for it today.
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Niners defense has looked like they’re playing with 10 men on the field for weeks now.
I don’t think Seattle’s defense is gonna let SF’s offense make up for it today.
I don’t think Seattle’s defense is gonna let SF’s offense make up for it today.
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Now time for a little Seahawks + breakfast
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Now time for a little Seahawks + breakfast
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Mentioned this on the pod--the Niners are 32nd league wide in DVOA vs WR2s. Opportunity is there for Shaheed.
Seahawks injury report for their Week 18 game against the 49ers. No status for Rashid Shaheed is very good news.
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Mentioned this on the pod--the Niners are 32nd league wide in DVOA vs WR2s. Opportunity is there for Shaheed.
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as a football fan, this exact starter pack has honestly been the most helpful thing I’ve come across on BlueSky
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Share widely, on other platforms, etc etc
go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
as a football fan, this exact starter pack has honestly been the most helpful thing I’ve come across on BlueSky
The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 8 points. They’ve won 13 games by a combined 189.
Best team in football.
Best team in football.
December 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 8 points. They’ve won 13 games by a combined 189.
Best team in football.
Best team in football.
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No YOU’re up at 2:30am in Thailand watching your team play uninspired football on a pirated feed
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
No YOU’re up at 2:30am in Thailand watching your team play uninspired football on a pirated feed