Cornstalk Goddess
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I be out here out hereing. Love bourbon, a great meal, an even better sunset. Discretion is my favorite word, now boarding is my favorite phrase. It Pan/Poly. She/Her/Goddess/Princess $agiselle
So my mom has been going to all the places that give free meals today and giving them to the homeless. (Well most, she ate, of course)
That lady is really inspiring. Shoutout to the Air Force. Without them, I wouldn’t be here.
That lady is really inspiring. Shoutout to the Air Force. Without them, I wouldn’t be here.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So my mom has been going to all the places that give free meals today and giving them to the homeless. (Well most, she ate, of course)
That lady is really inspiring. Shoutout to the Air Force. Without them, I wouldn’t be here.
That lady is really inspiring. Shoutout to the Air Force. Without them, I wouldn’t be here.
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Okay last one. Spot the difference. There’s 6.
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Okay last one. Spot the difference. There’s 6.
If telepathy didn’t work, we wouldn’t use it 🤷🏾♀️😂
Eh. It depends. I'm a man so it's not in my best interest to assume a woman being friendly/kind or wants to converse has a crush on me.
When women stop using telepathy and use their big girl words, then we usually get somewhere
When women stop using telepathy and use their big girl words, then we usually get somewhere
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If telepathy didn’t work, we wouldn’t use it 🤷🏾♀️😂
I have an appointment at 7:30p that I am nowhere near ready for. Why is Tuesday so longggg
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I have an appointment at 7:30p that I am nowhere near ready for. Why is Tuesday so longggg
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Spot the difference. It’s 5 of em.
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Spot the difference. It’s 5 of em.
It’s not my fault I can eat 4 savory crackers and not ‘feel’ hungry anymore
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November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s not my fault I can eat 4 savory crackers and not ‘feel’ hungry anymore
We love a proactive King!
This man just physically placed a bowl of food in my hands because we’ve been together all day and he hasn’t seen me eat 😂
That lady you like is somewhere with a migraine cuz it’s 4:23 pm and she only drank a cup of coffee and ate 3 green grapes. Pay her no mind when she snap on you.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We love a proactive King!
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NOW YOU KNOW
“You don’t want these problems” is a universal mating call for the men.
“You don’t want these problems” is a universal mating call for the men.
Yep. There’s two on here right now that I’m pretty positive have a crush on ya girl.
I promise you don’t want these problems. I have a smart mouth, I’m hyper-independent, & I know how to install a backup camera on a car.
I promise you don’t want these problems. I have a smart mouth, I’m hyper-independent, & I know how to install a backup camera on a car.
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NOW YOU KNOW
“You don’t want these problems” is a universal mating call for the men.
“You don’t want these problems” is a universal mating call for the men.
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Did the man that was down at the Target with the bad fit and barstool hat ever come back??
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Did the man that was down at the Target with the bad fit and barstool hat ever come back??
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NEWS: Airlines whose profits were threatened by Trump’s flight reductions funneled huge cash to the Senate Democrats who voted to help the GOP end the shutdown without preventing huge cuts to Americans’ health care.
Airlines’ Favorite Democrats Just Voted To End The Shutdown
The Senate Dems who voted to end the shutdown without extending ACA subsidies took in a third of airlines’ PAC-driven election spending last year.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
NEWS: Airlines whose profits were threatened by Trump’s flight reductions funneled huge cash to the Senate Democrats who voted to help the GOP end the shutdown without preventing huge cuts to Americans’ health care.
Like a decade ago
When is the last time you received or had healthy love? (Even if it didn’t work out)
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Like a decade ago
My mom put me on. She wanted me to hand it out to make friends but fuck them kids 😭
If you resold candy that you bought in bulk, in high school, raise ya hand 😂
Some of us knew about Costco at a young age because we were replenishing blow pop inventory
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My mom put me on. She wanted me to hand it out to make friends but fuck them kids 😭
Samantha acts like she’s not in the wrong. Like, GIRL! #BeyondtheGates
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Samantha acts like she’s not in the wrong. Like, GIRL! #BeyondtheGates
Martin is so damn annoying #BeyondtheGates
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Martin is so damn annoying #BeyondtheGates
If it ain’t Mikey in the wheelchair, we don’t wanna hear it.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If it ain’t Mikey in the wheelchair, we don’t wanna hear it.
I have grounded and now I feel better. Grounding will save you.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have grounded and now I feel better. Grounding will save you.
I am a well curated experience. Act accordingly.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I am a well curated experience. Act accordingly.
Yes, your life is shittier now. Duh! Yes, everything is harder for you. Duh! Yes, no one compares. FUCKING DUH!
What EYE do, EYE do very well. You’re not supposed to, nor will you ever, find the same in different packaging. May the Universe continue to beat your ass you ungrateful goober.
What EYE do, EYE do very well. You’re not supposed to, nor will you ever, find the same in different packaging. May the Universe continue to beat your ass you ungrateful goober.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yes, your life is shittier now. Duh! Yes, everything is harder for you. Duh! Yes, no one compares. FUCKING DUH!
What EYE do, EYE do very well. You’re not supposed to, nor will you ever, find the same in different packaging. May the Universe continue to beat your ass you ungrateful goober.
What EYE do, EYE do very well. You’re not supposed to, nor will you ever, find the same in different packaging. May the Universe continue to beat your ass you ungrateful goober.
How dare you question her! 😭
The fact people getting mad because I wished Beyoncé made her tickets more affordable???
Like are we in the same economy???!
Like are we in the same economy???!
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How dare you question her! 😭
Nothing pisses me off more than a nigga realizing all the shit you did for them after you stop doing the things. I don’t give two fucks about your realization. Ain’t a coulda, woulda, or shoulda that’s going to change my stance you stupid bitch!
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November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Nothing pisses me off more than a nigga realizing all the shit you did for them after you stop doing the things. I don’t give two fucks about your realization. Ain’t a coulda, woulda, or shoulda that’s going to change my stance you stupid bitch!
I gotta lock in on work for the next 90 minutes
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November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I gotta lock in on work for the next 90 minutes
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Just told my son this same thing last week. Celebrate the "no" cause it's getting you one step closer to the "yes".
You can be sad about it but don't wallow in it.
Cause better is coming.
Celebrate it now.
You can be sad about it but don't wallow in it.
Cause better is coming.
Celebrate it now.
The greatest thing I’ve done in my entire life was this. I will celebrate the bad more than the good most times it shaped me. Life didn’t start to turn around or so called payoff until probably 7yrs ago at 40 & 40 almost took me OUT literally. Was extremely depressed & dealing with a lot but
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just told my son this same thing last week. Celebrate the "no" cause it's getting you one step closer to the "yes".
You can be sad about it but don't wallow in it.
Cause better is coming.
Celebrate it now.
You can be sad about it but don't wallow in it.
Cause better is coming.
Celebrate it now.
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Hmmm one of these things is not like the other. But you're real close.
Black ppl always want to include others in their cultural events. Do yt people invite you to the KKK marches? Do native Americans invite you to powwow’s? Do Mexicans invite you to the asada? NO!!! I really wish y’all would just stop ot.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hmmm one of these things is not like the other. But you're real close.